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[Doctor Gollum]

Perhaps Fredos' brother is visiting for a spell

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Yorkshire pudding ?
you will need milk and egg and a pinch of salt with the flour 
so you need a chicken and a cow and a sea for the salt
Once you milk the cow you could cut it up, cook and eat it

roast cow and Yorkshire Pudding ,surprised that hasn't caught on 

This morning a hamper arrived from Donald Russell.

It is full of dead cow, pig, and sheep.......plus some tasty titties from those clucking farmyard thingies.

Oooo get you! 

He's a posh bastid, isn't he?

I've never heard of Donald Russell till now, but it looks bleddy good! 

If you can afford it....                                                                                                                         

https://www.donaldrussell.com/

They use a large polystyrene box packed with dry ice to keep everything frozen.

Some nice cuts of dead cow, but it is expensive when compared to Tesco.....etc...etc.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm undecided for tonight.

Barnsley chop, or dry aged T-bone steak.

[Doctor Gollum]

You need to decide soon or it won't be defrosted before tomorrow 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You need to decide soon or it won't be defrosted before tomorrow 

My mistake.....I've just been informed that the steak is ribeye not T-bone.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I was quite chuffed at scoring a nice bit of discounted rump in Lidl last night for £2.72! 

And then you go and drop your hamper into the mix....        

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was quite chuffed at scoring a nice bit of discounted rump in Lidl last night for £2.72! 

And then you go and drop your hamper into the mix....        

Rump is good. It's fillet steak I don't like.

It has a taste that reminds me of liver. Plenty of liver as a kid, which I always hated.

Does anyone even eat liver today?

[LC0112G]

I was quite chuffed at scoring a nice bit of discounted rump in Lidl last night for £2.72! 

And then you go and drop your hamper into the mix....        

Rump is good. It's fillet steak I don't like.

It has a taste that reminds me of liver. Plenty of liver as a kid, which I always hated.

Does anyone even eat liver today?

Yup - me. Can't beat a nice liver and onions, with some chopped up smokey bacon (Lardons if you're posh), and lashings of gravy together with mashed potatoes and a few veg.

Or proper butchers Faggots, thoug I don't normally ask about the exact recipe for those.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was quite chuffed at scoring a nice bit of discounted rump in Lidl last night for £2.72! 

And then you go and drop your hamper into the mix....        

Rump is good. It's fillet steak I don't like.

It has a taste that reminds me of liver. Plenty of liver as a kid, which I always hated.

Does anyone even eat liver today?

Yup - me. Can't beat a nice liver and onions, with some chopped up smokey bacon (Lardons if you're posh), and lashings of gravy together with mashed potatoes and a few veg.

Or proper butchers Faggots, thoug I don't normally ask about the exact recipe for those.

A good faggot should include 'connective tissue' and 'scrotal sac'. Origin unknown.

[Nick W]

I was quite chuffed at scoring a nice bit of discounted rump in Lidl last night for £2.72! 

And then you go and drop your hamper into the mix....        

Rump is good. It's fillet steak I don't like.

It has a taste that reminds me of liver. Plenty of liver as a kid, which I always hated.

Does anyone even eat liver today?

Not me. It has always made me ill, so I won't have it. I don't like kidney, unless it's in a pudding with some steak and beer.


I do prefer rump steak over the other cuts, it just tastes better.

[STEMO]

I've eaten liver, bollōcks, stomach lining, kidneys.....almost any part of an animal, and enjoyed them. I'm still here.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Half way through the Olympics and Britain is SIXTH in the medals.

Makes one proud to be British.

Up to FOURTH now. 
Not bad for an insignificant little rock off the coast of Europe. 

Mr & Mrs Kenny have more medals between them than the Republic of Ireland has won in its hundred year history. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Half way through the Olympics and Britain is SIXTH in the medals.

Makes one proud to be British.

Up to FOURTH now. 
Not bad for an insignificant little rock off the coast of Europe. 

Did Gibraltar send a team then? 

[STEMO]

Half way through the Olympics and Britain is SIXTH in the medals.

Makes one proud to be British.

Up to FOURTH now. 
Not bad for an insignificant little rock off the coast of Europe. 

Mr & Mrs Kenny have more medals between them than the Republic of Ireland has won in its hundred year history. 

Getting excited about utter tedium, Albs? 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Not really. I cant really avoid it though as swmbo has it on the tellybox almost 24/7.