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[Doctor Gollum]

I also think we should get a vote on whether Scotland gets independence or not, they'd definitely go then 

On the condition that we keep all the oil from Sumburgh and Flotta

Didn't you know that it's greener to leave British oil and gas in the ground and import it from halfway round the world instead?     

You mean cheaper... Only until it isn't... As per the Canadian oil sands and artic ocean drilling

[Sir Tigger KC]

I also think we should get a vote on whether Scotland gets independence or not, they'd definitely go then 

On the condition that we keep all the oil from Sumburgh and Flotta

Didn't you know that it's greener to leave British oil and gas in the ground and import it from halfway round the world instead?     

You mean cheaper... Only until it isn't... As per the Canadian oil sands and artic ocean drilling

No because you have to add the cost of shipping and in the case of natural gas the cost of liquidification as well.

Liquidification - Is that a word?    Anyway, you know what I mean liquifying the stuff, which takes a lot of energy to do as well. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Even if North Sea oil and gas costs more than Vietnamese* or Middle Eastern oil and gas, the shipping costs must be less as the distances it needs to be moved at is significantly less.

Ergo, the transport cost saving should outweigh the raw material cost making it cheaper overall

It was recently pointed out that if more things were produced locally (ie on the same continent) then the global supply chain would be under significantly less pressure, there would be more jobs, less pollution and, because they are working producing stuff rather than being paid to sit idly at home, there would be less stuff being ordered and therefore less demand on the global supply chain.

Doesn’t matter if you're talking USB cables, food or fuel.

*Random foreign place chosen to illustrate the point.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I wonder what Taylor Swift is doing today...

Shaving her pussy......unless the pics were faked.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder what Taylor Swift is doing today...

Shaving her pussy......unless the pics were faked.

Her pussy must get chilly this time of the year. 



 

[Doctor Gollum]

Goddamn that cat* looks moody

At least I assume it's a cat... It could be a Gremlin with alopecia... It looks unhappy enough

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps the folds of her pussy will look similar to the chest of that 'creature' 40 years from now.

If so I don't want to go anywhere near it.

[Doctor Gollum]

Perhaps the folds of her pussy will look similar to the chest of that 'creature' 40 years from now.

If so I don't want to go anywhere near it.

For a cad, you should really man up... 

[Doctor Gollum]

Bozzle has nothing on this bloke

[Sir Tigger KC]

In defence of Bojo.

Although the article compares him to Wee Krankie, I think substituting her for Sir Starmer is equally applicable. 

[Doctor Gollum]

The real worry is that people continue to support and elect the SNP and the socialist dictatorship masquerading as a county council, sorry, I mean government. 

And of course, the Beeb won't mention the fact that the bulk of the Scottish eloctorate are woke, leftie escapees from Lundun and most of Glasgows' residents are immigrants who lap up the rhetoric as long as they get free stuff. The actual Scots want independence about as much as they want to be a part of Nigeria. The SNP will only survive as long as the competition remains lacklustre.

Perhaps Duncan Bannatyne should stand at the front of a ConLab coalition to kill off the communists for once and all...