Had to nip to quacks earlier, to be stabbed with the flu. Must have been some Merc convention all over Brakkers, as the place was full of them... ...and none of them could actually drive, or dared squeeze into a 12' wide gap.
Fairplay to the Battlebus, I never knew it could show its disgust so well, and wheelspin that long whilst sooting up the air.
Made it to the quacks new, massive carpark to find, again, none of the Merc owners could park in single spaces, making that chaos. Nip to Tesco afterwards, too forever to get across town, again because every merc owner couldnt get passed the 20' gap left by parked cars, or understand the concept of traffic lights. Only to find Tesco full of Mercs incapable of parking in a single space.
WTF is going on? I know you have to be a bit soft in the head to buy a post 1980s MB, but surely a requirement is still to actually be able to drive?
(Looks like there was some event on at Shackeng's old school in town)