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General Discussion Area / The Spanner
« on: 27 April 2008, 04:20:37 »
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are
charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b*stard!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your
daughter to death with a spanner.'
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You f*cking b*stard!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom,
and said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime,
but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall
charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For
fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to
borrow a ****ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!'
charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b*stard!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your
daughter to death with a spanner.'
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You f*cking b*stard!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom,
and said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime,
but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall
charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For
fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to
borrow a ****ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!'
