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General Discussion Area / Re: I'm bored

« on: 13 April 2008, 00:29:48 »

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So what are the rest of you doing?

As little as possible, at the moment. But tomorrow I'll be hanging more wall paper in the hall, stairs & landing.

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General Discussion Area / Re: I'm bored

« on: 13 April 2008, 00:04:24 »

why

My guess is that 'orrible 4 letter word ..... WORK!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Where has Kate gone????

« on: 13 April 2008, 00:49:06 »

same here ......i think its a bloke thing

cant be .....my son has hands like shovels you should see him go  

Large hands seem to be some thing that runs in our family (aswell as noses) My lad's hands are scarily large.  

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General Discussion Area / Re: Will he notice

« on: 11 April 2008, 19:53:06 »

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Probley not jaime but thats men all over looking at us womens boobs

No 1 Daughter complains about that. She has a big bust but wears low cut tops & then complains that blokes talk to her boobs!
Women!  

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General Discussion Area / Re: Driving Licence.

« on: 11 April 2008, 21:33:57 »

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My paper bit lists 3 points from 6 years ago, so its now clean, but i have never bothered to send it off.

I told the insurance company about it, they said it would not change my policy if i sent it off.

What are the insurance company going to change? Your points no longer have anything to do with them, cos they don't exist, they only ask for the last 5 years (apart from DD)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bargain

« on: 11 April 2008, 14:25:33 »

Went to halfords to see how much their sparkplugs were, where I was told that they dont sell them in 6's   but he would do me a deal on 8. Then when I needed to change them again he would do me a deal on another 4. I walked out happier than a really happy thing, because he only charged me £23 for 8 bosch super 4's which should of been £20 for 4!!  

Halfords used to sell individual plugs, I've bought them when I've been in the same situation. I resented aying for 8 when i knew I'd have lost the remaining 2 when I next needed them!  

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General Discussion Area / Re: A  MUST SEE

« on: 11 April 2008, 15:06:55 »

The last time this photo was aired, either here or else where it was suggested that one of the posts in the forground was actually a removable/lowerable type of bollard (not being an expert in bollards though ..... ).  

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General Discussion Area / Re: elite alloys

« on: 11 April 2008, 18:51:21 »

Old shape Elite alloys

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cheeky Policeman !

« on: 11 April 2008, 11:08:52 »

but have used the bonnet.

  I`ve always liked hats!......IIRC 'Dutch Caps' are useful at such times.  

If you can catch it!    

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General Discussion Area / Re: Plumber

« on: 10 April 2008, 21:44:46 »

not feeling well

my brain HURTS :-/

Hovver your mouse over where I've written SNAP & all will be revealed!    

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General Discussion Area / Re: Plumber

« on: 10 April 2008, 21:39:59 »

A plumber dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Just when he thinks things can't possible get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologises for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you!"

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the heavenly-draftee sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."

Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

The man is awe struck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth agape. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."

That's simply impossible my son, says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."

[size=24]SNAP[/size]

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General Discussion Area / Re: RIGHT LADS CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT KATES CAR

« on: 06 April 2008, 23:31:53 »

If Kate's car is being towed,is towing by straight bar allowed on Motorways?

As far as I know you're REQUIRED to use a straight/rigid bar on a motor way & you're only allowed to use a rope to tow some one to the next junction & off.

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General Discussion Area / Re: RIGHT LADS CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT KATES CAR

« on: 06 April 2008, 21:23:23 »

I assume you're going down the east coast. If you change you mind and go down the M6 I could take a turn.

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General Discussion Area / Re: cracked glass

« on: 09 April 2008, 17:58:21 »

anyone know what the law is concerning windcreens, ive noticed a little crack in the centre very bottom of screen, probably about 40mm long. mot isnt till next jan. can i repair it??


richie

Have a look here.
http://www.motuk.co.uk/manual_830.htm
You need to keep an eye on it to see if it grows any. I had a small crack at the bottom of my Senator's screen for years, untill one very sunny afternoon when I'd reversed the car on the drive. I got back in the car later in the day, & because the hot sun had been on the screen all day, what had been about an inch had grown to almost the height of the screen. This was a bout a week before we were due to drive to french France.

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General Discussion Area / Re: If Only...

« on: 10 April 2008, 21:59:21 »

I was watching the scrap yard worker & Joe Customer removing an exhaust from an Astra the other day. The car was about 5' up in the air, still hanging off the chains of the Hiab/crane. Rather them than me!