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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Discussion Area / Re: Well, it's that day again
« on: Yesterday at 15:43:50 »
Born on the 4th July.
Happy Birthday ;D

Best film little Tommy Cruise made. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lineker and Hamilton.
« on: Yesterday at 15:41:40 »
Old Jug ears was apparently bullied at school for being black. ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Well, it's that day again
« on: Yesterday at 15:35:46 »
Born on the 4th July.

4
Yep....excellent race. Let us hope it is one of many.

Still prefer Moto GP though.

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 03 July 2022, 14:33:09 »
Managed to find a bit of time to go out and have a play with Pierrre.....................and Ive found the problem.  :)

On a sunny day like this you should be hooning about in the BOXSTER  letting the wind blow through where your hair used to be. ::) ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: xmas advert
« on: 02 July 2022, 18:38:47 »
It's all down hill to Christmas now Ray, and all the traditional things like Lord Opti moaning about Christmas smilies will be with us before we know it!  :)

I don't moan.

Women moan. They usually moan quite softly when I pleasure them. :)

Christmas smilies should be banned, and all that want them put up against the wall and shot. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: car insurance comparison sites
« on: 02 July 2022, 13:02:36 »
I think I paid 119 for my classic this year.

That's because they know it will disintegrate if it goes over 40mph!  :)

She was doing a lot more than that on the M1/M69/M6/M42 last Sunday and Monday. :P
was it the RAC or AA  recovery truck was it on the back of  :-\

It would be the RAC.....but she is very reliable for a 15 year old car.

She is also very fast with 250 BHP. :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Balls of steel.
« on: 01 July 2022, 19:18:19 »
Always loved his programmes,very informative with a sense of humour and he didn't talk down to his "audience" as some presenters tend to do.Also have a copy of his biography on my bookshelves simply titled FRED.

Fred was no spring chicken back then. So all credit to the old lad. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: car insurance comparison sites
« on: 01 July 2022, 19:15:30 »
I think I paid 119 for my classic this year.

That's because they know it will disintegrate if it goes over 40mph!  :)

She was doing a lot more than that on the M1/M69/M6/M42 last Sunday and Monday. :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: car insurance comparison sites
« on: 01 July 2022, 19:13:56 »
I think I paid 119 for my classic this year.

That's because they know it will disintegrate if it goes over 40mph!  :)

You're just jealous. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ironic
« on: 01 July 2022, 19:12:07 »
Groping men. :-X :-X

Exactly what sort of man is he? ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: car insurance comparison sites
« on: 01 July 2022, 13:21:39 »
I think I paid 119 for my classic this year.

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General Discussion Area / Re: 01/06/2021
« on: 30 June 2022, 18:32:04 »
I'm still shocked that Tigger and his elderly uncle think Nancy Pelosi is a woman.

I think she is some sort of robotic terminator covered by a thin layer of human flesh.

I bet you still would though!  ;D

Sex with skeletal remains is really not my bag.

You're lucky......you have an assortment of  buxom big-boned Darzett farm girls to choose from. :)

I think I'll have to find a new one to keep me warm before winter sets in and I cant afford to put the heating on.  :(

Rural poverty is a terrible thing M'Lud!  ::)                                                                                              ;D

Just the one? ::)

A brace of bosomy females will keep you warmer. :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: My best friends demise,
« on: 30 June 2022, 16:21:37 »
None of us are guaranteed tomorrow.

Quite often people worry about one thing or another and it is something completely different that takes them into the next world.

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General Discussion Area / Re: 01/06/2021
« on: 30 June 2022, 14:24:30 »
I'm still shocked that Tigger and his elderly uncle think Nancy Pelosi is a woman.

I think she is some sort of robotic terminator covered by a thin layer of human flesh.

I bet you still would though!  ;D

Sex with skeletal remains is really not my bag.

You're lucky......you have an assortment of  buxom big-boned Darzett farm girls to choose from. :)

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