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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Rishi speech.
« on: 04 January 2023, 18:36:27 »
Generic stuff delivered without passion.

More police.
Fewer boats
More doctors and nurses.
Lower inflation.
Compulsory maths to age forty.


I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.


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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #1 on: 04 January 2023, 18:40:47 »
Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #2 on: 04 January 2023, 18:44:51 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 04 January 2023, 18:40:47
Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)

Please clarify.

Write his speech or have sex wife his wife?
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #3 on: 04 January 2023, 18:45:41 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:44:51
Quote from: ronnyd on 04 January 2023, 18:40:47
Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)

Please clarify.

Write his speech or have sex wife his wife?
Both quite possibly.
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #4 on: 04 January 2023, 18:47:52 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:36:27

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::)  :-X  ;D
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #5 on: 04 January 2023, 18:50:59 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 January 2023, 18:47:52
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:36:27

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::)  :-X  ;D

I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #6 on: 04 January 2023, 18:55:03 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:50:59
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 January 2023, 18:47:52
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:36:27

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::) :-X ;D

I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.


She's also worth about £350million, which probably helps....
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #7 on: 04 January 2023, 19:51:19 »
Now that would certainly help me get a rock hard fancy for her in any lighting conditions…. Or any possible conditions/positions at all I would wager…. Bring her on ::)
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #8 on: 04 January 2023, 19:59:19 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 04 January 2023, 19:51:19
Now that would certainly help me get a rock hard fancy for her in any lighting conditions…. Or any possible conditions/positions at all I would wager…. Bring her on ::)
I'm sure she'd be thrilled at the prospect  ;D
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #9 on: 04 January 2023, 20:03:39 »
Indeed and I don’t blame her one iota 👍 she can’t help it after all🤷‍♂️
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #10 on: 04 January 2023, 20:09:45 »
Quote from: Nick W on 04 January 2023, 18:55:03
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:50:59
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 January 2023, 18:47:52
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:36:27

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::) :-X ;D

I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.


She's also worth about £350million, which probably helps....
Nearer £500 million.
Or half a billion as news outlets prefer to say these days.
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #11 on: 04 January 2023, 20:17:23 »
Mmmm that’ll do👍🐓🐓🐓
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #12 on: 04 January 2023, 21:20:53 »
Sunak is khans bumboy and vice versa👍
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Re: Rishi speech.
« Reply #13 on: 04 January 2023, 21:21:56 »
And Drakefords in the middle of em.
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