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Hoody mechanical theory
« on: 03 February 2013, 23:07:15 »
Dropped into halfords this afternoon for some blades & a wonder around

3 hoodies down by the oil had me in stitches, the banter went something like this:-

"nooooooo I can`t afford any more oil can I. Mum gave me my birfday money early so I could buy some clothes, not spend it on this shit"

Hoodies mate. " my dad saves his old oil up, so we can use that, at the speed you drive that shit won`t even touch the sides"

"The oil light thing keeps coming on though, even when we put more oil in that can`t be right can it"

"Yer man cos the revs burn it up & now you need some more".
 "but that funny noise is getting bad"........sniggering........she luvs it don`t she.........oh oh oh ..........sniggering.
Young female shop assistant wonders by..........look man a proper pawg...........oh oh oh.

bumped into them again at the checkout, they bought some sand paper & a can of paint.

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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #1 on: 03 February 2013, 23:13:13 »
Probably going to do some artwork on the local streets  ;) ;D
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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #2 on: 03 February 2013, 23:25:18 »
You couldn't make it up...... :D :D
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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #3 on: 03 February 2013, 23:26:07 »
you cant expect it where it aint ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #4 on: 04 February 2013, 15:02:23 »
There's been a run of chavved up Saxos and the like ending up in ditches around here ;D no bad thing in my book ::)
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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #5 on: 04 February 2013, 15:58:31 »
It's the 'Modern' way innit like Bruv  ;D
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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #6 on: 04 February 2013, 16:26:30 »
Quote from: ex taxi al on 04 February 2013, 15:02:23
There's been a run of chavved up Saxos and the like ending up in ditches around here ;D no bad thing in my book ::)
Narrowly avoided one this morning. Foot embedded in the carpet (not that that does a lot in a Paxo) :D, and not looking where he was going. ::)
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Re: Hoody mechanical theory
« Reply #7 on: 04 February 2013, 19:06:24 »
Quote from: ex taxi al on 04 February 2013, 15:02:23
There's been a run of chavved up Saxos and the like ending up in ditches around here ;D no bad thing in my book ::)

Wasnt me guv  ::) ;D

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