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General Discussion Area / Re: Discovery of a new element
« on: 12 March 2013, 08:49:13 »
Reliable sources inform us that Oxford University researchers will report in a very few years that both governmentium and administratium, if not continuously catalysed by a sufficiency of money, and if not allowed to circulate around the globe on subsidised freebies degrade after a short half-life into a parasitic pseudo-element known as consultantium.
Consultantium appears to be attracted to isolated clusters of its parent element (local governmentium) saturated with inert morons and discarded pillocks which normally sustain each other by a mutual exchange of meaningless paperwork (bureaucraticum).
When called upon to do useful work the morons and pillocks go into a panic-striken tailspin and throw off vast amounts of money which is channelled (via spin-doctors) into the maws of the consultantium network which provides soothing policy documents, spurious targets and futile outcomes in return.
(Harrow council just spent £18million on consultants in as many months, and is now 'saving' money by forcing the closure of the Citizens Advice Bureau)
Consultantium appears to be attracted to isolated clusters of its parent element (local governmentium) saturated with inert morons and discarded pillocks which normally sustain each other by a mutual exchange of meaningless paperwork (bureaucraticum).
When called upon to do useful work the morons and pillocks go into a panic-striken tailspin and throw off vast amounts of money which is channelled (via spin-doctors) into the maws of the consultantium network which provides soothing policy documents, spurious targets and futile outcomes in return.
(Harrow council just spent £18million on consultants in as many months, and is now 'saving' money by forcing the closure of the Citizens Advice Bureau)