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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: jules on 16 May 2008, 17:35:34
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It became apparent
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It became apparent
....the morning after
;D ;D ;D :y
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It became apparent
....the morning after
;D ;D ;D :y
pill was taken
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It became apparent
....the morning after
;D ;D ;D :y
pill was taken
by her husband
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of only a
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of only a
month or two
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of only a
month or two
that his piles
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went far away
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went far away
from the nations
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went far away
from the nations
general health problems
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from getting old
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down and dirty
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from getting old
and lacking sexual
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from getting old
and lacking sexual
horse like noises
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from getting old
and lacking sexual
horse like noises
coming from the
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It became apparent
that Jules is
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going to be
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a dad again
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instead of a
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instead of a
rather unconvincing transsexual
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dressed in stockings
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instead of a
rather unconvincing transsexual
talking about LK
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from transexual trasilvania !
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just like dracula
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just like dracula
all fangs and
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night by night
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spank the monkey
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night by night
putting the bite
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right where it
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hurts the most
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aaaarrrrrgggghhhh he yelled
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as the operation
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to remove his
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right testicle which
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precious private parts
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had turned black
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and slightly blue
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his eyes watered
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his pulse raced
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his bottom twitched
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im saying nothing
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the doctor said
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the doctor said
withdrawing his finger
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the doctor said
withdrawing his finger
debs you're sick
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from his smelly
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the doctor said
withdrawing his finger
debs you're sick
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,said the doctor,
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the doctor said
withdrawing his finger
debs you're sick
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,said the doctor,
but not like
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his girlfriend did :o
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When she withdrew............
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her ex with
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one quick lunge. :D
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one quick lunge. :D
before a cigarette
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slowly smouldered in
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slowly smouldered in
and burnt the
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slowly smouldered in
and burnt the
buttock cheek`s hair
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bedsheets stained with
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slowly smouldered in
and burnt the
remaining delicate parts
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very close to .
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(Choose any one)
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eh! :question ;D
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four pages on
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I'm totally lost
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and the waffle
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albitz gets it
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every other saturday ;D
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albitz gets it
surely deservedly so
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im not sure !
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I recant not
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the emotional strain.....
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took it's toll
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on all the.
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on the bridge
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on the bridge
Keep up!!!!!!!!!
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get a life ;)
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said the sad.......
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bishop to the
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frisky young filly
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frisky young filly
with crackers and
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cheese for polly
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esthers hideous blouse
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esthers hideous blouse
eaten by mice
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now that's daft..........
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on the stairs
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were the pairs
>:(
tip: the secret to this game is to be clever enough to edit your post to fit in with the story if someone get's a reply in before you ! Otherwise you :
[size=72]PHAILL[/size]
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on the stairs
in the windmill
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on the stairs
in the windmill
mit zee klompen
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so you say... ;D
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the snow comes
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the snow comes
and covers everywhere
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the snow comes
silently in the
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the snow comes
sang the mice
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in falsetto tones
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on the stairs
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on the stairs
playing the bagpipes
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in three pairs
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with clogs on
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on the stairs
playing the bagpipes
in red kilts
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tossing their cabers
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the little people
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bring good luck
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and I'm sure
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bring good luck
having a fxxx
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every other saturday
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it's not working
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works for me
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said gordon brown
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works for me
said the mice
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about to drown
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in the £120
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that Gordon Brown
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was a dead
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duck prime minister
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on the Thames
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river of blood
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of banker suicides
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lizzy scares me
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bit like Debs.....
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It's their brains....
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in a female
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cranial anechoic void
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***** ***** ******
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***** ***** ******
nux crypto grammaticus
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my thoughts exactly.....
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said Niccolo Machiavelli
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like a Machiavellian
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Like Mr Brown
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Like Mr Brown
a Royal male
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believing the ends
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are now near
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justifying the means
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for the unelected.....
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to rise up
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seizing the asylum
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and create Leviathan
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or Animal Farm
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two or four
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Nineteen Eighty Four
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opened the door
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and there was
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a mouse there
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a mouse there
with clogs on
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a mouse there
with clogs on
on the stair
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right there ..........
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a mouse there
with clogs on
on the stair
going clip clippety
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a mouse there
with clogs on
on the stair
going clip clippety
on the stair
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a mouse there
with clogs on
on the stair
going clip clippety
on the stair
in old Amsterdam
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a mouse there
with clogs on
on the stair
going clip clippety
on the stair
in old Amsterdam
full of tullips
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and young ladies ::)
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and young ladies ::)
in sex shops
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and little else
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and little else
on canal bridges
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and little else
on canel bridges
Just one Cornetto
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for a fiver.....
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for a fiver.....
or 40 euros
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for a fiver.....
Is that all?
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for a fiver.....
Is that all?
so i'm told
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for a fiver.....
Is that all?
said the actress
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looking in purse
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make it tenner
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for a fiver.....
Is that all?
said the actress
to the Bishop
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Auckland congregational church
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of poison minds
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of poison minds
of corrupted souls
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they,re our souls
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sang the choir
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papa don`t preach
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followed by prayers
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papa don`t preach
stated Chicken George
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his son held
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high to the
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high to the
Roots of existence
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high to the
Roots of existence
and of coincidence
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high to the
Roots of existence
and of coincidence
within the Universe
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high to the
Roots of existence
and of coincidence
and back again
within the Universe
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when a bright......
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when a bright......
star shines through...
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yep crank sensor
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has failed again
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when a bright......
star shines through...
Posing Occam`s Razor
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when a bright......
star shines through...
Posing Occam`s Razor
awaiting the cull
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or shower scene
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or shower scene
of dead lambs
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the silence of
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or shower scene
of dead lambs
Young mute ovines
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or shower scene
of dead lambs
Young mute ovines
suddenly the girl
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began to cry
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as she awoke
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back in Amsterdam
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been oofing all
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been oofing all
with the mice
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at his feet
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at his feet
the fallen lay
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at his feet
the fallen lay
.....to be continued....
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Ah but when.................
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How about now.....
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How about now.....
during a romantic
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during a romantic
weekend in Bognor
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during a romantic
weekend in Bognor
all washed out
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during a romantic
weekend in Bognor
all washed out
in a tide
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during a romantic
weekend in Bognor
all washed out
in a tide
of washing up
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during a romantic
weekend in Bognor
all washed out
in a tide
of washing up
the gloom spread
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As they neared
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As they neared
the absolute limit
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As they neared
the absolute limit
for soap suds
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As they neared
the absolute limit
for soap suds
the liquid Fairy
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As they neared
the absolute limit
for soap suds
the liquid Fairy
popped a big
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As they neared
the absolute limit
for soap suds
the liquid Fairy
soft delicate thingy
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that swung free
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that swung free
hitting her in.....
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all different places
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all different places
Manchester, Birmingham, London
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around the bathroom
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all different places
actually was a
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big black spider
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big black spider
she screamed loudly
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swallowed her teeth
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heinrich manoeuvre performed
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gasped for air
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teeth flew out
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feeling disdentured there
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she started singing
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...UNTIL SHE REALISED
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she was dead
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she was dead
in the water
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she was dead
in the water
with her big
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ass hanging out
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of the window
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of her omega
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of her omega
travelling along M4
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just passed Daz
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just passed Daz
going to Wales
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just passed Daz
going to Wales
in pink dress
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just passed Daz
going to Wales
in pink dress
in size; massive
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just passed Daz
going to Wales
in pink dress
in size; massive
as a leak
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and onion soup
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and onion soup
passing Welsh supporters
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but the glockenspeil
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but the glockenspeil
and the marimba
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took a dip
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took a dip
with some crisps
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made sweet music
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sweet sweet music
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for all to
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view through the
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view through the
camera obscura`s prism
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very very big
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very very big
so big infact.....
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that it was
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that it was
painful to insert
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for you maybe
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indeed it was
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three words more
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that explains it
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no it doesn`t
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yes it does
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go very well
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bye for now
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she staggered off
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going massive now
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bring her back
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shes too tired
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shes too tired
get another one
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shes too tired
get another one
from one`s shop
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shes too tired
get another one
from one`s shop
or one's mate
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don't fancy that
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you never do
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pot kettle black
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on the stove
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At Daz's House
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in the dark
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I touch myself
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and dream of
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and dream of
better days ahead
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or knights gone
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in white satin
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Moody in Blue
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jeans so tight
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lunchbox on view
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through the night
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through the night
Men of Harlech
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and pansies are
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igglepiggle-niggle-wiggle ! ! :o
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and pansies are
too limp wristed
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kicking your arse ( composed in response to mike McIrmscher Fruit Cake. . :y ... everyone else was just too damn quick... )
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loose your boot
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in cow pats..
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bash the bishop
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bash the bishop
caress the Cardinal
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bash the bishop
caress the Cardinal
and kiss your
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Mad Scottish friend
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Daz, Zoe and
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Mad Mike Dundee
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Daz, Zoe and
purple headed warrior
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Daz, Zoe and
decided to sneak
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Daz, Zoe and
decided to sneak
past Zoe and
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do a runner
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while holding his
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while holding his
white delicate thingy
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light and fluffy
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light and fluffy
as a sponge
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light and fluffy
as a sponge
soaking up beer
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as per usual
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cranial anechoic void
devoid? :-/
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as per usual
to strain into
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as per usual
to strain into
The header tank,
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as per usual
to strain into
The header tank,
via dump valve
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into Jaimes tractor
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When the traffic warden said:-
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just three words
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only to find
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A wellington boot
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in the field
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in the field
with Jaimes tractor
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so he put his surgical gloves on &
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ploughed the furrow
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laid in the hay
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Until he found a black stocking
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below the furrow
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below the furrow
ploughing headlong into
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below the furrow
ploughing headlong into
Jaimes two tractors
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He spotted a Bond Bug approaching....
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parked on the..................
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He spotted a Bond Bug approaching....
towing a caravan............
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He spotted a Bond Bug approaching....
towing a caravan............
illuminated with LED`s
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When Jaimie deleted his post count...
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for having blue
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spoiler
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with good intentions
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with good intentions
but poor execution
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with the chainsaw
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with the chainsaw
she castrated wildly
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and howled with
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his eyes watered
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until
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his eyes watered
as the caravan
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his eyes watered
as the caravan
exploded on Sky
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Melting the Bond Bug
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his eyes watered
as the caravan
exploded on Sky
watched on Sony
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and Cher`s television
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and Cher`s television
I'll pop over....
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and Cher`s television
Suddenly Sonny burst into the room & said,
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remember three words
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remember three words
'longest thread ever'
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remember three words
'longest thread ever'
Thankyou for the compliment! :D
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Will it stop?
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Will it stop?
I think not
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no never will
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why ever not?
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born to run
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to the moon
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like the cheese
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Probably should!
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three words guy
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not just two!
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less than four
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must be three..............
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and no more
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said The Boy
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from the moon
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as he parked
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his omega estate
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and new caravan
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in the crowd
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was Loo Knee
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he was sad
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cos he realised
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he was bald
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he was pink
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dressed in pink
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with yellow spots
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looking at his aged
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dull dark forest
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licking cow pats
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and smiling like
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only in Scotland
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there is a
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where heroes live
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of great people
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oof / caravan club
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where caravans roam
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Albitz, will you stop doing that. ;D ;D ;D
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cant keep up :-[ ;D
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cant keep up
Yes, I know. :)
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trying to go
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with the flow
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of the drivel
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or abstract thoughts
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found on here
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after a beer
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or a whisky
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or maybe both
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nice little cocktyail
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posh down south
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whisky and beer
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mmmm, good idea
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wait a mo
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wait a mo
sorry but i have to go
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whisky and ice
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whisky and ice
im very drunk but it does sound nice
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whisky and ice
im very drunk but it does sound nice
but too many
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too many words
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just but three
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Loo-Knee & CaptainZok
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do the bussiness
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at the Pink
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lamb and flag
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flamingo lounge bar
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where it all
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really started too
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kick off big
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booty time shaking
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as Daz &
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geoff get it
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the wrong way
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up the stairs
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and end up
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in the bathroom
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to sort the
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to sort their
Pink dresses out
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that still fitts
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very nice indeed
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as CaptainZok gazed
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thank you Sir
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suit you sir
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replied Loo-Knee
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your very kind
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howling with laughter
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split her sides
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and burst out
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of her clothing
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to reveal a
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very large pair
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of big guns
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shaped just like
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made Loo-Knee run
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in to the
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pub for a
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arms of CaptainZok
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whats that sticking
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in that hole
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to my face
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why it's a
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emu in a
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sun does, really?
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out of sink
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shine in Massive
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polished so bright
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it blinded the
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that loo-knees face
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went bright purple
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saw his reflection
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to the amazment
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of those around
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he screamed aloud
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gasped for air
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whats that smell
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more tea vicar?
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too sugar's please
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lump,s or granules ?
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Mine's a pint.
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a pint of
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some malt whisky
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cheaper than unleaded
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for the moment
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and LPG conversion
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when he revealed
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cheap at Daz's
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three year warranty
paid up trumps
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L.ess P.etrol G.uzzling
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cider drinking CaptainZok
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ordered more whiskey
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round at Loo-Knee's
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where the beer
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home made bar
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which feel down
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In Tunnie's garage
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cheap foreign workers
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and wrecked the
sennny and nackered
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James drinking reputation
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he's tool box
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anyone for tennis ?
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including malt whisky
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anyone for tennis ?
cliff richard said ;D
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Loo-Knees' my
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only boyfriend and
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working class hero
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alongside Zoe, CaptainZok
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and rightly so
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they all dressed
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in pink dresses
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for the occasion
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stocking and supenders
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fishnet or plain ?
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off to church
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and big high
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heeled shoes with
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new brake pads
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coil over shocks
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coil over shocks
with new springs
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and new shocks
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at the expense
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of the bird
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bye for now
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gone so soon
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I must dash
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Things to do
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buying new dress?
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a Daz Project
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whiter than white
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pinker than pink
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must be persil
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No Loo-Knee in......
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/LOOKNEEPINKY-2.jpg)
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No Loo-Knee in......
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/LOOKNEEPINKY-2.jpg)
MASSIVE pleasure, £10.
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much cheaper than..
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a gallon of
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calrsberg draught lager
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cheap electrical job
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070026.jpg)
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Amateur electrical student
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Always drinkin stella
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070072.jpg)
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Typical, bloomin typical.
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Quite funny actually
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070115.jpg)
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what noise you
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can make by
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an alternative view
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070131.jpg)
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putting you hand
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What is this?
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070116.jpg)
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A lard arse
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on fours again
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070092.jpg)
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oh dear me
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Wheres the ball
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070102.jpg)
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Theres the ball
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070095.jpg)
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like big balls
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Waddle, Quack, really
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070103-1.jpg)
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jimbob-junior strikes again
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jimbob-junior strikes again
mess he made
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070021-1.jpg)
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how can someone
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someone like who
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070106.jpg)
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appears on crimewatch
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with this Alias
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070062.jpg)
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who in camoflage
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looks just like (http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/misc%20car/24022008s.jpg)
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trying to hideout
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0902newentaug0034.jpg)
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in the worlds-worst
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ever hideout around
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0902newentaug0037.jpg)
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who knows what
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the chefs said
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070006.jpg)
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070073.jpg)
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what may become
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of the sausages
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that he ate
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070083.jpg)
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while crouched like
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were they cooked
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by a gnome
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_3338.jpg)
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sleeping like mad
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_3347.jpg)
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or the ants
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mark whilst reading
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_0224.jpg)
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whilst gorging on
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_3334.jpg)
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and hiding from
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_3285.jpg)
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this other guy
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoofTD2.jpg)
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avoiding the axe
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_3283.jpg)
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weilding fire starters
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Newark/IMG_3286.jpg)
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who were arrested
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/IMG_2959s.jpg)
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avoiding dodgy footballers
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/2007_0528keswickoof06070121.jpg)
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in the tardis
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Telford/IMG_3778_resize.jpg)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/littlejimmym/Telford/IMG_3779_resize.jpg)
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With Billie Piper
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the callgirl who
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has a massive
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pair of great
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MV6 rear tyres
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high heel stilletoes
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that double as
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Loo-Knees axle stands
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Loo Knees wellies
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Poor Loo Knee
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a rich man
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Poor Loo Knee
had no control
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7.5t weight limits
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went to specsavers
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because he missed
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the right turning
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the toilet bowl
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he fell off
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and became flushed
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what is this
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and became flushed
with anticipation and
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mindless pap leading
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the way too
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more mindless drivel
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Shovel, digging, STOP
-
concrete shoe`s maybe
-
concrete shoe`s maybe
for the lucky
-
starter of this
-
starter of this
Mammoth task in
-
extreme waffle generation
-
extreme waffle generation
Caused by hypertension
-
dont you start!
-
dont you start!
said the gnome
-
dont you start!
said the gnome
of Zurichian descent
-
dont you start!
said the gnome
of Zurichian descent
with Indiana Jones
-
descending too fast
-
descending too fast
past the dwarf
-
pushing his big
-
pushing his big
Snow White doll
-
towards little knobby
-
towards little knobby
who loved sex
-
pushing his big
Snow White doll
into the supermarket
-
towards little knobby
who loved sex
in the city
-
towards little knobby
who loved sex
in the city
for a top
-
hat and tails
-
hat and tails
which are stained
-
hat and tails
which are stained
Brown and white
-
shades of pale
-
back and front
-
in and out
-
in and out
, urgently require washing,
-
possibly some bleaching
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
-
no self control
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
....reach for pads...
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
over and over
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
over and over
went the dwarf
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
over and over
and over again...
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
over and over
went the dwarf
licking his lips..
-
possibly some bleaching
or something leaking
.....same old problem
over and over
went the dwarf
licking his lips..
thinking of fruit
-
like a banana....
-
or a juicy..
-
or a juicy..
pair of balls
-
pair of melons
-
pair of melons
happy with either
-
pair of melons
happy with either
jucy and ripe
-
like a blossoming...
-
tin of peas
-
ready to pluck
-
until fully satisfied
-
until fully satisfied
after five minutes
-
until fully satisfied
after five minutes
takes me longer
-
thought as much
-
thought as much
in your dreams
-
lights a ciggy...
-
i soiled myself
-
you mucky pup!
-
going on forever
-
get some tissues!!
-
flushed with success
-
who's cess anyway?
-
get some tissues!!
for the closet
-
we use newspaper
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
the slippy side
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
the slippy side
smeared not dry
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
the slippy side
smeared not dry
leaving certain evidence
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
the slippy side
smeared not dry
leaving certain evidence
rather not go
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
the slippy side
smeared not dry
leaving certain evidence
rather not go
there I know
-
we use newspaper
remember school Izal
the slippy side
Puppy`s so nice
smeared not dry
leaving certain evidence
rather not go
there I know
Blankety Blank pen
-
puppy paper preferred
-
puppy paper preferred
we use that ( I do not believe this conversation!!!!!)
-
Ha Ha Ha
-
nice and soft
-
in the head
-
in the head
are two camshafts
-
and three chambers
-
I have four
-
extremely large festering
-
extremely large festering
and somewhat painful
-
curly green teeth
-
only green because
-
He ate to many green veg
-
He ate to many green veg
erm, thats more than 3 words ::)
-
He ate to many green veg
erm, thats more than 3 words ::)
so is that ;D
-
less is more
-
less is more
four or six?
-
123
-
seven or eight
-
456
-
456
whatever it is
-
i dont know
-
456
whatever it is
789
-
i feel fine
-
wish i did
-
could be worse
-
do you think?
-
try not to
-
which is why
-
i feel fine
-
i am here
-
which is why
best to think
-
talking to yourself
-
no your there
-
in body not
-
in body not
in spirit yes
-
in body not
in spirit yes
I'm fading fast
-
to a whiter
-
shade of pale
-
we skipped the
-
we skipped the
dance fandango quick
-
drying epoxy resin
-
is great for
-
addressing flatulence problems
-
is great for
covering up holes
-
both the same ;)
-
both the same ;)
lower problems suffered
-
by jimbobs acquaintances ;D
-
And mine too ;D
-
what a pair! :-[
-
we are so :D
-
smelly to be
-
what a pair! :-[
pair of what ::)
-
to be Newbies ;D
-
Not any more ;D
-
can be done!
-
with large tool
-
with large tool
and bigger box
-
of restorer cream
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/mickdundee_01/crazydadbaldpatch1.jpg)
-
hare brained restorative
-
hare brained restorative
applied on the
-
won't do any
-
won't do any
harm until later
-
when theres none
-
when theres none
of your private
-
when theres none
of your private
wigs left to
-
cover one`s tonsure
-
cover one`s tonsure
to save embarrassment
-
but its too
-
but its too
be Coot like
-
but its too
be Coot like
looking for seed
-
amongst whats left
-
amongst whats left
under the car
-
after crashing into
-
Into the wall
-
Into the wall
after avoiding a
-
unwanted paternity suit
-
after a night
-
after a night
of wonderful passion
-
after a night
of wonderful passion
flower and orange
-
after a night
of wonderful passion
flower and orange
like sex juice
-
you worry me ::)
-
you worry me ::)
said the mechanic
-
one tracked mind ;D ;D
-
one tracked mind ;D ;D
half tracked tank
-
one tracked mind ;D ;D
half tracked tank
with large gun
-
one tracked mind ;D ;D
half tracked tank
with large gun
one tracked again
-
All fully loaded
-
one tracked mind ;D ;D
half tracked tank
with large gun
one tracked again
oh what fun
-
rifling gun`s breech
-
rifling gun`s breech
and howitzer shell
-
rifling gun`s breech
and howitzer shell
ballistic arc trajectory
-
Primed to EXPLODE!! :o
-
Primed to EXPLODE!! :o
timed fuse lurking
-
Primed to EXPLODE!! :o
timed fuse lurking
then goes off
-
With a pop
-
With a pop
reaches for Viagra
-
and a splutter
-
swallows to many
-
up all night
-
wipes her chin
-
Raising the flag
-
stiff as hell
-
stiff as hell
applies cold water
-
down it goes
-
down it goes
she's let down
-
down it goes
she's let down
that's twice now
-
Said the Duchess
-
no, the Dame
-
all for fame
-
that's so lame
-
said "hands off!!!" >:(
-
specsavers here I
-
appointment for LK
-
disappointment in u.k.
-
those lenses are
-
causing him to
-
have dillusional superman
-
to darth vader's
-
new contact lenses
-
Anyway said Florence
-
get Zoe and
-
take a trip (who is Zoe?)
-
To Gozo, Bozo
-
to the S&M
-
where LK works
-
In Pink Handcuffs
-
In Pink Handcuffs
and pink motorbike
-
a sight to
-
see Zoe dressed
-
Babes Sore Eyes
-
as contacts are
-
superman babe magnets
-
in my book
-
Countess has a
-
number for Zoe
-
So they can
-
text each other
-
sweet loving words
-
and make plans
-
for lakes meet
-
love is blind
-
Go to specksavers
-
See I Can
-
find that RangeRover
-
knee-deep in sheep
-
poo with George
-
Zippy and Bungle
-
and geoffrey ha!
-
rainbow climbing high
-
above the smelly
-
field of muff
-
stud a big
-
stud a big
iron casting boss
-
With sweaty brow
-
and no clothes
-
With sweaty brow
of perspirant hill
-
a new designer
-
label, that specialises
-
in undulating unguants
-
in undulating unguants
of psychedelic colours
-
in undulating unguants
of psychedelic colours
of pure imagination
-
Very pretty sight
-
is an Omega
-
with a caravan
-
not not not
-
gay pikey roadblock
-
or cheap holiday
-
bucket for toilet
-
watering can shower
-
fridge you cant put enough beer in :)
-
6
-
never could count :-X
-
never could count :-X
not innumerate though
-
Debs you are
-
clever for a
-
clever for a
49 year old
-
Thats nearly past :D
-
Thats nearly past :D
one`s prime, surely
-
whaur's the burdz
-
Good tune fiddle
-
comes to mind
-
need a pee
-
not a poo
-
not yet anyway
-
too much information
-
are you sure
-
are you sure
oh, most certainly
-
dont think so
-
lets go then
-
abso bloody lutely :D
-
where to then
-
where to then
mas que nada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fX0zx9dF6A
-
Sung 70's Debs
-
Sung 70's Debs
Debs` older yet
-
young at heart
-
Bosting for a
-
those ladies, niiiiiiice
-
those ladies, niiiiiiice
All that Jazz
-
feeling like a
-
bessie smith song
-
take a pill
-
bessie smith song
Empress of Blues
-
aint nobodys business
-
beyond my time
-
aint nobodys business
Basie and Goodman
-
count and benny
-
count and benny
Sarah and Ella
-
:-[ and fitzgerald
-
Decided not too
-
Its 2008 people
-
back to reality
-
style is timeless
-
out of date
-
out of date
in quantum physics
-
:-[ and fitzgerald
Dear Sarah Vaughan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vizt4ZMhd-M
-
out of date
in quantum physics
Steady state quanta
-
out of date
in quantum physics
Steady state quanta
what an enigma
-
out of date
in quantum physics
Steady state quanta
what an enigma
Shrödinger and Planck
-
What just happened?
-
What just happened?
a cat`s constancy
-
sex on the
-
brain you women
-
or talk about
-
to much ha!
-
you know what
-
they say Hmm
-
to much ha!
but the scientific
-
studies prove that
-
cant trust scientists
-
your gettin none
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
electrons, quarks or
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
or contact lenses
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
electrons, quarks or
little jiggly bits
-
buzzing electrical tools
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
electrons, quarks or
little jiggly bits
strangeness; sub atomic
-
you worry me ;D
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
electrons, quarks or
little jiggly bits
strangeness; sub atomic
particals of light
-
your gettin none
of my atoms
electrons, quarks or
little jiggly bits
strangeness; sub atomic
particals of light
Photons or waves
-
waves me thinks
-
dont like protons ;D
-
waves me thinks
is Schrodinger's Equation
-
dont like protons ;D
pink bikes and
-
furry pink handcuffs
-
dont like protons ;D
pink bikes and
lights lumps or
-
pert rumps or ;D
-
off on tangent
-
off on tangent
United have scored!
-
scored what exactly
-
mr.ronaldo again
-
That's not cricket
-
its russian money
-
versus american money
-
versus american money
new cold war
-
money means misery
-
versus american money
new cold war
is heating up
-
versus american money
new cold war
is heating up
Chelsea now scored
-
in a brothel
-
Going to France
-
Going to France
not by ferry
-
by english player :o
-
by english player :o
swimming the Channel
-
swimming in chanel
-
swimming in chanel
a lovely perfume
-
emanating from her
-
pheromonous receptacles next
-
time get some
-
more googling in
-
strong wart remover
-
strong wart remover
sends Hog gone
-
muscular pig away
-
strong wart remover
sends Hog gone
old witches spell
-
the returns Loo-Knee
-
took back to
-
the swapping party
-
the swapping party
got wrong keys
-
for a part-ex
-
for a part-ex
Bobbit ex`s part?
-
of lower anatomy
-
no longer massive
-
due to cold
-
steel removal technique
-
steel of scalpel
-
great minds...fools
-
said Gordon Brown
-
said Gordon Brown
he`s not funny
-
back to Massive
-
with a small
-
yet perfectly formed
-
female jiggly bit
-
female jiggly bit
and associated components
-
courtesy of the
-
the man from
-
transgender reorientation incorporated
-
who ran into
-
a nautical gate
-
and sprung a
-
leak from his
-
Lovely Fitness Leotard
-
lycra bypass valve
-
in which to
-
spurt leaks everywhere
-
swim the lakes
-
swim the lakes
In pink bikini
-
high enough to
-
for loo-Knee to
-
on pink thunderace
-
yes please Mrs
-
lizzie loom swap
-
lizzie loom swap
if others do
-
If she up
-
lizzie loom swap
clothes or car
-
I am honest
-
clothes i hope
-
or other items
-
or other items
perhaps some-bitz
-
stuff the cars
-
with bikinis too
-
stuff the cars
that is perverted
-
but its funny :D ;D ;D
-
stuff the cars
that is perverted
dont knock it...
-
it comes natural
-
but its funny :D ;D ;D
when bursting out
-
til the day
-
it comes natural
It sure does ;D
-
but its funny :D ;D ;D
when bursting out
from the closset
-
What not again
-
pops Bikini Daz
-
washes whites white
-
Pure as me
-
OMO is better
-
not for pinks
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
which is rubbish
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
but clittie bang
-
im barry scott
-
you naughty girl
-
you naughty girl
you noticed then
-
very naughty indeed
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
but clittie bang
accidentally rude typo?
-
we could help
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
but clittie bang
accidentally rude typo?
I hope so
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
but clittie bang
accidentally rude typo?
the big bang
-
Made me jump
-
not for pinks
nor Cillit Bang
but clittie bang
accidentally rude typo?
the big bang
creation of life
-
god would argue
-
i would argue
-
about how big
-
monkeys came first
-
very lucky monkeys
-
You always do
-
who told you
-
we all know
-
How though Debs
-
the crystal ball
-
caused the problem
-
How though Debs
vineculturist message system
-
nitey nite all
-
nite good doctor
-
sweet dreams Debs
-
Good night all! ;)
-
Night Cheeky Girl
-
Girls are gone
-
worn them out
-
nothing unusual there ;D
-
nite miss zoom
-
I'm still watching!
-
thought you,d gone
-
bye Loo-knee / Albitz
-
Night night dont
-
let the bed
-
bugs bite x
-
get some zeds
-
dont need sleep
-
why is that
-
beautiful all ready
-
pretty in pink
-
makes the girls
-
in the dark
-
howl and bark
-
at the moon
-
at the moon
-
beat ya Guy
-
Great minds think.......
-
alike fools seldom
-
they sure do
-
become easily parted
-
as do legs
-
all night long
-
until the morning
-
when we wake
-
and realise what
-
dreaming again, dam!
-
Of the bikinis ;D
-
Unexpectedly falling off
-
Top and bottom ;D
-
revealing a nice
-
deep landscaped cutting
-
perfect for filling
-
with whipped cream
-
with a large
-
amount of spanking
-
A Rampant Rabbit
-
With fresh Duracells
-
or Elsie Engine
-
proper teeth chattera
-
use as kango
-
so a multi tool
-
What a Kangaroo
-
with a didgeredoo
-
on a motorbike
-
just left Tesco's
-
with a shopping
-
Dolly on tow
-
rope swinging wildly
-
in the wind
-
girls are back!
-
and completely naked
-
and completely naked
although too cold
-
and it shows
-
with very hard
-
evidence to show
-
evidence to show
truck wheel nuts
-
hang jackets on'em
-
Or Hanging Baskets
-
Or Hanging Baskets
not on mine!
-
mibby too heavy
-
without written permission
-
Have you tried?
-
floor got dirty
-
floor got dirty
requires clittie Bang
-
For full arousal
-
For full arousal
gets job done
-
For full arousal
gets job done
very very quickly
-
as oppose to
-
making a sandwich
-
out of plywood
-
full of splinters
-
& oily swarf
-
& oily swarf
that can spread
-
all over naked
-
to tender areas
-
to tender areas
ouch! ouch! ouch!
-
relief soon arrived
-
and was massaged
-
All over body
-
2 pack respray
-
2 pack respray
baked in oven
-
2 pack respray
baked in oven
isocyanurate wet look
-
for full effect
-
for full effect
and fully functioning
-
vibrating multi function
-
three chord blues
-
turns Look-Knee on
-
turns Look-Knee on
what would not
-
Gas mark 6
-
Gas mark 6
that would too
-
not burned, caramelized
-
or spit roasted
-
that sounds painful
-
that sounds painful
but tastes good
-
said Gordon Ramsey
-
as he bent
-
he said f***
-
he said f***
o** you t**t
-
as he basted
-
the chuby chicken
-
cluck,cluck,cluck
-
lay an egg
-
that,s NO egg !
-
what is it
-
lay an egg
lizzie is back
-
on form surely
-
cock adoodle do
-
mark on it
with the lion
-
go to work
-
atop an ovoid
-
your yoking know
-
takes me back
-
your yoking know
no I'm not
-
stop cracking yokes
-
stop cracking yokes
who is then?
-
lost the plot
-
lost the plot
that's too easy
-
your probably right
-
only probably right?
-
i submit,always
-
only probably right?
I'm always right!
-
i had premonition
-
dangerous on here
-
im enjoying it ;D
-
with the girls
-
as usual then
-
keeps him happy
-
fascinating creatures them
-
proceed with caution
-
fascinating creatures them
yes we are
-
gender difference makes
-
us so loveable
-
different interesting perspectives
-
me rather worried
-
why is that?
-
like to know :-/
-
are you waiting
-
im a baron [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
-
waiting for what
-
are you waiting
yes,for godot
-
Well done you
-
congratulations Baron Albitz
-
thanks a lot
-
yes all bow
-
concomitant Baron `Bitz
-
my head hurts
-
Rub it then
-
you still up
-
yes sorry dad
-
you should be
-
concomitant Baron `Bitz
blonde baroness soon :y
-
concomitant Baron `Bitz
blonde baroness soon :y
desiring Damehood remaining
-
unsatisfied, yet strangely
-
unsatisfied, yet strangely
appetitious for power
-
unsatisfied, yet strangely
appetitious for power
love cuffs anyone
-
unsatisfied, yet strangely
appetitious for power
love cuffs anyone
`round the ear
-
all chained together
-
all chained together
unlike the melody
-
all chained together
unlike the melody
never could sing
-
all chained together
unlike the melody
never could sing
never gonna say
-
one week on ;)
-
im getting bored ;D
-
this still going?? (even without the girls!!!!!!!!!)
-
never gonna stop :question
-
as long as
-
im still here
-
under the influence
-
under the influence
of alien forces
-
under the influence
of alien forces
women me thinks
-
they do chat.................... :-[ :D ;D
-
about wierd things
-
about wierd things
they are wierd
-
about wierd things
they are wierd
big trouble coming ;D
-
about wierd things
they are wierd
big trouble coming ;D
very big trouble!
-
in little china?
-
there was trouble
-
the girls were
-
back in town
-
dancing and drinking
-
enjoying themselves when
-
scrubbing the floors
-
Deb's barbie expired,
-
under Ken's weight
-
and repugnant left
-
toenail fungal infection
-
affected this thread
-
until it died
-
Hence the powertools
-
no not yet
-
no not yet
said the reaper
-
at the cashpoint
-
the Lebanese loop
-
Suddenly the Collie
-
wobbles set in
-
No more curry
-
stop those trots
-
with an omelet
-
no crap crepe
-
binds one up
-
just sweet pancakes
-
lovely, ask Suzette
-
Crepe in bed
-
French, surely not
-
After 3rd time
-
I give up!!!!
-
everything i own
-
belongs to her
-
tell me aboutit
-
friend i met
-
said his wife
-
slicing his veg
-
whilst cooking roast
-
beef and carrots
-
with Yorkshire puddings
-
all the trimmings
-
& onion gravy
-
I'am hungry now
-
on my own
-
family at caravan
-
Mike`s snack attack?
-
is this your car?
-
Too many words
-
this time of
-
Labours sad demise
-
last orders please
-
drey weight wane
-
said the shire
-
Labours sad demise
in crewe/nantwich
-
Labours sad demise
in crewe/nantwich
sparked a riot
-
last orders please
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo No No
-
Night said Guy..................
-
drawn and quartered
-
what about hung
-
what about hung
too many words
-
Guy Fawkes demise
-
I am cruel
-
I am confused .....
-
no change there
-
why is that?
-
strange sentence construction ....
-
strange sentence construction ....
read between lines....
-
don't want to
-
Time for breakfast!
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at Tiffany`s, Ahhh
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very nice too
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very nice too
that it was
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but who with?
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but who with?
can't you see
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wood for trees
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given the conditions
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given the conditions
prevailing here now
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then,now then
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can you hear
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the deafening silence
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for the roar
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of the boat
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of avenging females
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descending with vengeance
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Soap & water
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blood and guts
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Rhymes with nuts :o
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Yes, your nuts!
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drying my eyes
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and perhaps elsewhere
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and perhaps elsewhere
of the Saint?
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and perhaps elsewhere
of the Saint?[/quote]
gorgous Simon Templar
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you are biased
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who couldn't be
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all real men
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speak for yourself
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talk to trees
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but they don't
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but they don't
answer back unlike....
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me who ran
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but they don't
answer back unlike....
members of OOF (if OOF is an allowable word ... :) )
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but they don't
answer back unlike....
members of OOF (if OOF is an allowable word ... :) )
who are always..
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doing stuff like
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we should'nt do
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we should'nt do
anything agains't women
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we should'nt do
anything agains't women
indeed, how true
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I never would
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I never would
good job too
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I never would
good job too
for your safety
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why wouldnt you
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why wouldnt you
have a go
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why wouldnt you
have a go
or to go
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why wouldnt you
I'm still tempted
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call me satan
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you are satan
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the devils child
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Lizzie & Debs
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Oh brave man
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Both logged off
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safe for now
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not for long
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are they back
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just from hell
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rest in peace
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at your leisure
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but im knackered
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Lizzie is back
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from the loo
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with toilet paper
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from the loo
cheeky bugger you!
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Good Curry then?
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no, fish fingers
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keeping gob shut
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yeah i would
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I could not
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be parted with
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be parted with
ability to talk
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be parted with
ability to talk
mute, I, never
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be parted with
ability to talk
mute, I, never
would be sinful
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for a Dame
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sinner must repent
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sinner must repent
for what indeed?
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all the naughtiness :D
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execution expected tonight
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gallows; well hung
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death warrant signed
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you scare me :D
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evil chicks here
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evil chicks here
'good eggs' though
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fried or boiled
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yokes offend some
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thats their problem
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that's une oeuf!
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whip it up
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butter, pan, scrambled
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egg-cellent, hee hee
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thread`s got legs?
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It`s back, again
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die thread die
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death to you!
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begone vile tome
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bit of fun!
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resurrection, surely not
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Gone Pete Tong
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sentence given sentence
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finished PLEASE LOCK !?
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who has key ?
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Me, want it
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chastity belt key?
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not again,surely
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Where is it
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just had to
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do it again
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`rather enjoy it
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again and again
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no stopping you
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like duracell bunny
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don't go there
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you started it
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always my fault
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glad you know
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your place, yep!
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nice to see
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a man thing
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in a mousetrap
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Ouch, that hurt
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down the pub
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no, surely not
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got to go
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find an icepack
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never need one
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or an icepack
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what you saying
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that you need
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another Whisky now
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still at it?
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It looks like it ;D ;D ;D
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only three words!
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if you please
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tedious thread this
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yes it is
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y is that
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it's going nowhere
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every single night
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repetition is tedious
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it certainly is
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and the end ;D
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we shall see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it carry's on ;D
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but wot if
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everyone stopped typing
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we'd get bored
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wheres the fun
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without this thread...
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bandwidth saving occurs
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with considerable effort
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with considerable effort
his ar*e exploded
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on the toilet
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on the toilet
and then discovered
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on the toilet
and then discovered
there was'nt any
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andrex double thickness
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to softly go
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where no man
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where others darent
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where others darent
ever go again
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see it's back
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darent keep a
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for a while
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making us smile
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making us smile
that's what it's..
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about isn`t it
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I thought it
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was all over
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but is it?
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but is it?
no it's not
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but is it?
no it's not
long sentence reprieved
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but is it?
no it's not
long sentence reprieved
your showing off ;D
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but is it?
no it's not
long sentence reprieved
your showing off ;D
guilty grammarian sentenced ;)
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and my granny
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likes to suck
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likes to suck
on a hard
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giant toe nail
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giant toe nail
holding roof spar
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in her hand
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bag`s front pocket
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in the rain
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felt so silly
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in the rain
forest full of
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de roga trees
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which were burning
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while rome fiddled
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while rome fiddled
zero to Nero
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julia sieze her
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julia sieze her
Winston`s Orwellian dilemma
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youve lost me :-[ ;D
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youve lost me :-[ ;D
"Nineteen Eighty Four"
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remember it well
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remember it well
it`s a date
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don't tell swmbo
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i never do
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that's ok then
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lived and learnt
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never got caught
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using red diesel
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Will this end?
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never got caught
not sofa,so
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never got caught
not sofa,so
onwards to infinity
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never got caught
not sofa,so
onwards to infinity
or eternal damnation
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never got caught
not sofa,so
onwards to infinity
or eternal damnation
where lost souls
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consumed with regret
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gather to oof
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to confess all
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to the Admins
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hoping their postcount
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survives their crime
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wont get hammered
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of supporting LK
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in pink stockings
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on there heads
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don't think so
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don't see why
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pink stockings rule
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the whole planet
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in LK's world
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Pink OOF TShirts?
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the dog,s danglers
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the dog,s danglers
The mutts nuts
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then Deb's said
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anyone for tennis
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I give up
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I give up
Don't give up :(
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cos you have
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cos you have
No I haven't
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Oh I think
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Oh I think
No you don't
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your probably right
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The lights on....
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But nobody's in
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touch with reality
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is reality real
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seemingly unreally so
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lets just dance
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lets just dance
the saucy samba
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or get drunk
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and have a...
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surprise technicolour terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired
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on mums coat
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on mums coat
he he he
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she won't like
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the vomitous vogue
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and vile odour...
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keep it clean
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she hopelessly cried
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as she came
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down the stairs
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landing on her
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bottom which was
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very pert and
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absorbed the landing
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shouting obscenities aloud
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foul mouthed matriarch
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nothing new then
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LOCK THIS THREAD !
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LOCK THIS THREAD !
spoil-sport Jules
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takes all sorts
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don't have to
look
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takes all sorts
to maintain this
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Bertie Basset Confection
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what what what
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I knew him
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a sweet chap
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a sweet chap
Gave me Allsorts
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a sweet chap
Gave me Allsorts
of absolute pleasure
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in the bath
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in the bedroom
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lives a man
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with a women
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with a beard
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a circus escapee
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going for tea
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with twenty sugars
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stirring excessive cubism
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with twenty sugars
for diabetic meltdown
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had my tea
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my tea what
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my-tea tasty?
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quite nice actually
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Ready to oof
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with a bandit
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and a red
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herring and mackerel
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signal something fishy
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a garden with
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a nautical gate
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plus a hammock
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and pink wellies
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for blue peter
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jolly green giant
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eating tinned sweetcorn
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Muffin the mule
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wouldnt admit it
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don`t get caught
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With Andy Pandy
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goosing Looby-Lou
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goosing Looby-Lou
Whilst Seamen Stains
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Pinky and Perky
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and captain pugwash
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with able seaman
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went off to
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roger the cabinboy
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meanwhile master bates
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lost his cherry
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someone had to
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give Humpty Dumpty
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some toasted soldiers
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to dip in
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a soft egg
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that fell from
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a free range
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shelf in
Tesco Asda
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reduced in price
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reduced in price
became margin loss
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known as shrinkage
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past its date
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and gone off
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at a tangent
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with the vicar
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back to Asda
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in a pushchair
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to remove items
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from my tunic
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to feed their
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fat ugly cat
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belongs to pat
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my mums neice
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Went to shop
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lost her purse
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quick last chance
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STOP THIS NONSENSE!
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think it's going
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to be closed
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given death sentence
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still on though
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but slowly going
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to come to
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the final posting
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so be it
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For the best
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like a pheonix
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Any last wishes?
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working on it
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say your prayers
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don't think it
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will help much
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think it's safe
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