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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dad1uk on 07 March 2012, 21:38:55
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If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British.
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;D ;D :D
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Like it...... :y :y :y
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Alchaholic logic ;D
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Nice ;D ;D
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I do like that logic :y
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That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British.
Really economical consumption... :y :y :y ... but it would sound better if your producing was a gallon/41 miles...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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im deff gallons to the mile @ around 160 gals a year. :o
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im deff gallons to the mile @ around 160 gals a year. :o
Sounds good to me ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D That made me chuckle :y :y :y