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Title: Sex Insurance
Post by: dad1uk on 10 March 2012, 18:15:23
Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

... Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

Sex on the back seat of an old Vauxhall - Aviva

sex with two women - Co-operative

Sex with a Sheep - Farmer's Mutual

Sex for Free - Liberty

Sex with a bloke - Hiscox

Sex in a church - Ecclesiastical

Shared Sex - Equity Syndicate

Sex with the dog - Churchill

A tight fit! - XL

What the RAC Insurance say -sex with a really old person, requires jump leads.

No sex please, we're British - Prudential
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: PhilRich on 10 March 2012, 19:10:41
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: Rods2 on 10 March 2012, 19:42:53
Very good.  :y ;D ;D ;D

Sex with a sailor - Admiral

Sex on the beach - Hastings

Sex while drunk - AA
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: Rods2 on 10 March 2012, 19:46:06
Sex with a posh scouser - Liverpool and Victoria
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: PhilRich on 10 March 2012, 21:26:41
Sex with a posh scouser - Liverpool and Victoria





Is there such a thing as a posh scouser? ??? I think you'd have a lorra lorra trubble findin' one la' ;D
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: Omega_Dan on 10 March 2012, 21:29:01
Proper made me chuckle reading that. Im easily a few of those ;D
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: waspy on 10 March 2012, 21:37:04
Sex with a posh scouser - Liverpool and Victoria





Is there such a thing as a posh scouser? ??? I think you'd have a lorra lorra trubble findin' one la' ;D

I would say Steve's a posh scouser ::) :D
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: zirk on 10 March 2012, 21:39:21
Sex in the back of Multiple Omega's - Tradex
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: waspy on 10 March 2012, 21:43:42
Sex with a guy called Adrian- Adrian Flux
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: dad1uk on 10 March 2012, 21:59:20
Sex with a guy called Adrian- Adrian Flux

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sex Insurance
Post by: Vamps on 10 March 2012, 22:48:43
That caused a giggle......... :D :D :y