Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dad1uk on 10 March 2012, 18:15:23
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Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
... Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga !
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Sex on the back seat of an old Vauxhall - Aviva
sex with two women - Co-operative
Sex with a Sheep - Farmer's Mutual
Sex for Free - Liberty
Sex with a bloke - Hiscox
Sex in a church - Ecclesiastical
Shared Sex - Equity Syndicate
Sex with the dog - Churchill
A tight fit! - XL
What the RAC Insurance say -sex with a really old person, requires jump leads.
No sex please, we're British - Prudential
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Very good. :y ;D ;D ;D
Sex with a sailor - Admiral
Sex on the beach - Hastings
Sex while drunk - AA
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Sex with a posh scouser - Liverpool and Victoria
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Sex with a posh scouser - Liverpool and Victoria
Is there such a thing as a posh scouser? ??? I think you'd have a lorra lorra trubble findin' one la' ;D
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Proper made me chuckle reading that. Im easily a few of those ;D
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Sex with a posh scouser - Liverpool and Victoria
Is there such a thing as a posh scouser? ??? I think you'd have a lorra lorra trubble findin' one la' ;D
I would say Steve's a posh scouser ::) :D
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Sex in the back of Multiple Omega's - Tradex
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Sex with a guy called Adrian- Adrian Flux
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Sex with a guy called Adrian- Adrian Flux
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That caused a giggle......... :D :D :y