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Title: sunday night joke
Post by: maria on 29 March 2008, 20:36:43
A woman goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot,
The birds are £100, £200 and £15.
she asks the shopkeeper why the last one is so cheap,
'Well, he explains, he used to live in a brothel,
I don't mind that she says, and buys the parrot for £15 ,
When she gets the parrot home it squawks 'OH, A new brothel,
the woman chuckles, when her daughter gets home the parrot goes,
Oh my! two new prozzies,
The daughters find it hysterica too.
when the woman's husband gets home from work, the parrot shrieks 'Hello pete,I haven't seen you for weeks! ;D ;D
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 29 March 2008, 21:42:49
 ;D Very good  :y

One problem with it tho..........Its SATURDAY  ;D
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 29 March 2008, 21:45:37
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A woman goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot,
The birds are £100, £200 and £15.
she asks the shopkeeper why the last one is so cheap,
'Well, he explains, he used to live in a brothel,
I don't mind that she says, and buys the parrot for £15 ,
When she gets the parrot home it squawks 'OH, A new brothel,
the woman chuckles, when her daughter gets home the parrot goes,
Oh my! two new prozzies,
The daughters find it hysterica too.
when the woman's husband gets home from work, the parrot shrieks 'Hello Elite Pete,I haven't seen you for weeks! ;D ;D

Like it, very fitting.
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: maria on 30 March 2008, 17:26:33
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;D Very good  :y

One problem with it tho..........Its SATURDAY  ;D



Oh yes so it was but its my mind its going LOL
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: Albatross on 30 March 2008, 17:28:56
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;D Very good  :y

One problem with it tho..........Its SATURDAY  ;D



Oh yes so it was but its my mind its going LOL

The clocks only go forward 1 hour Maria :y
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: Debs. on 30 March 2008, 17:32:21
 ;D ;D ;D ;D........ :y
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: maria on 30 March 2008, 17:32:59
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;D Very good  :y

One problem with it tho..........Its SATURDAY  ;D



Oh yes so it was but its my mind its going LOL

The clocks only go forward 1 hour Maria :y

I know Albatross But I put that up last night when it was saturday not sunday night ;D ;D
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: Albatross on 30 March 2008, 17:55:52
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;D Very good  :y

One problem with it tho..........Its SATURDAY  ;D



Oh yes so it was but its my mind its going LOL

The clocks only go forward 1 hour Maria :y

I know Albatross But I put that up last night when it was saturday not sunday night ;D ;D

I saw that, I was attempting to take the mickey out of you. i.e. 1 hour not 1 day ;)
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: mars on 30 March 2008, 20:42:22
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: maria on 31 March 2008, 20:52:13
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;D Very good  :y

One problem with it tho..........Its SATURDAY  ;D



Oh yes so it was but its my mind its going LOL

The clocks only go forward 1 hour Maria :y

I know Albatross But I put that up last night when it was saturday not sunday night ;D ;D

I saw that, I was attempting to take the mickey out of you. i.e. 1 hour not 1 day ;)


I dont mind you doing that I can take a it or shall i say a laugh ;D
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: miggy on 31 March 2008, 21:28:16
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: sunday night joke
Post by: zippo on 31 March 2008, 21:30:43
pmsl  :y :y