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Title: People just don't listen
Post by: Auto Addict on 31 March 2008, 21:20:28

A man and a woman were driving towards each other down a narrow country lane.

As they slowed down to pass each other the man yelled 'Cow', the woman called back 'Pig'.












































































...and as each rounded the next bend, wallup!

Title: Re: People just don't listen
Post by: Chopsdad on 31 March 2008, 21:22:46

 ;D ;D

They would have been alright if they had the Advanced Motorists degree  :y

Title: Re: People just don't listen
Post by: miggy on 31 March 2008, 21:22:50

 ;D ;D Very good

Title: Re: People just don't listen
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 01 April 2008, 11:02:48

or the old jethro joke he stopped to put petrol in his new car as he picked the gun up the forecourt attendant ranout shouting stop don`t put that in !!! jethro replys why not? the forecourt attendant says thats 2 star petrol it will make your car go pink!!! jethro thinks about this for a short while and asks what other colours do you do???  ;D ;D