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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 01 April 2008, 21:49:26

Title: quotes and sayings
Post by: Richie London on 01 April 2008, 21:49:26
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
 
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

My girlfriends had her breasts removed and now shes left me flat.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.




Title: Re: quotes and sayings
Post by: Gaffers on 01 April 2008, 21:58:11
I heard this one yesterday and liked it

"A pint of sweat today saves a gallon of blood tomorrow"
Title: Re: quotes and sayings
Post by: Richie London on 01 April 2008, 22:08:21
what comes first, the chicken or the egg?????

richie