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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Slime on 01 April 2008, 22:03:40
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Hi all,
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
Slime.
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;D ;D ;D........its been real serious on here tonight ,a good joke is just what was needed (looks like debs didnt take her big joke book on holiday with her) ;D
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Splendid ! ;D ;D ;D
Where is Debs anyway?
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Splendid ! ;D ;D ;D
Where is Debs anyway?
[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif].......still on my Kentish hols. in Herne Bay! ;)
`been lovely and sunny too; with daily visits to walk the dogs at Joss Bay beach on the isle of 'Fanit'! :y
......back to my lonely-old Welsh home on Thursday. :'(
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Splendid ! ;D ;D ;D
Where is Debs anyway?
[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif].......still on my Kentish hols. in Herne Bay! ;)
`been lovely and sunny too; with daily visits to walk the dogs at Joss Bay beach on the isle of 'Fanit'! :y
......back to my lonely-old Welsh home on Thursday. :'(
On TV next week I think