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Title: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 April 2012, 15:59:18
WARNING - BAD LANGUAGE  (if Admin/Mod team see this as an inappropriate post then please move or delete)

may not be as funny when the word filter kicks in.  :-\



ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a opps about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real oppsing weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered Lady bits and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick!
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: smithpa7 on 04 April 2012, 16:12:56
That is scaringly true :D :D

I am a Libran :'(
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: aaronjb on 04 April 2012, 16:16:41
I'm a Leo .. Garden snail probably gives me too much credit. Rock, maybe.
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: tigers_gonads on 04 April 2012, 16:22:39
Total boll*cks  ;D ;D

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.


Yeh right  ;D ;D

 :-X :-X :-X don't tell swmbo  ;D ;D

Only on days that end in a Y  ;D ;D

Always wondered why I had dreams of that Andrex toilet roll advert   :D :D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: ninjapirate on 04 April 2012, 16:24:40
Gemini
yup about right!  ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: henryd on 04 April 2012, 16:29:41
Scorpio

Time for a good pick of the old nostril's :-X ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: PAULCDX on 04 April 2012, 17:39:44
I'm a capricorn, gosh how true that reading was  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 April 2012, 17:47:11
Aquarius. Spot on. I've had sex with plenty of dogs in my time. Usually one night stands. :)
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: The Red Baron on 04 April 2012, 19:06:08
says alot.....gemini. :o
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: STMO123 on 04 April 2012, 19:26:30
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
 
Uncanny ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: DaveA on 04 April 2012, 20:20:38
Mr Skrunts you don't say which sign you are?
   I'm Aeries, Most true, uncanny BUT for one thing, it worries me no end, when SWMBO speaks :y   
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 April 2012, 20:40:43
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

the butt plug is for for medicinal purposeses only, the gimp mask helps me with my snoring disorder ok lush lips sue , the love eggs and the black mamba were questionable but thats the past i am over that now
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: STMO123 on 04 April 2012, 20:42:33
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

the butt plug is for for medicinal purposeses only, the gimp mask helps me with my snoring disorder ok lush lips sue , the love eggs and the black mamba were questionable but thats the past i am over that now

Well send them off to me :y
 
Please wash them first. :o
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 April 2012, 20:48:22
break me whats that smell :o :o

is that piss

wash them no probs steve but what about all the bite marks etc will they be ok
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: STMO123 on 04 April 2012, 20:50:25
break me whats that smell :o :o

is that piss

wash them no probs steve but what about all the bite marks etc will they be ok
They've got to be in better condition than mine.
 
And, yeah, it's piss. ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 April 2012, 20:58:48
piss your lucky thats luxury

when you get to my age its shite you smell  ::) ::) coughing and farting at the same time can be very dangerous :o ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: STMO123 on 04 April 2012, 21:00:16
piss your lucky thats luxury

when you get to my age its shite you smell  ::) ::) coughing and farting at the same time can be very dangerous :o ;D

I have a bag for that. ;D
Title: Re: Your Star Sign - (NWS)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 April 2012, 10:34:54
Mr Skrunts you don't say which sign you are?
   I'm Aeries, Most true, uncanny BUT for one thing, it worries me no end, when SWMBO speaks :y


 Old Skruntie is all the star signs added together......bless him.... ::) ::) ;)