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Title: Jack Schitt :)
Post by: bob.dent on 27 October 2006, 09:52:01

Got this one from my e-mail this morning, thought it might bring a smile to a few faces ;D

WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in as intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced seven children, Holle Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt a high school dropout. After being married for 15  years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile... Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt  and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produced a daughter and Eat Schitt named her after his mother - Noe Phucking Schitt.

Two of the other seven children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to travel the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

 

Sincerely,

 

Crock O. Schitt

Title: Re: Jack Schitt :)
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 October 2006, 09:56:38

Very funny  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jack Schitt :)
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 27 October 2006, 09:59:38

German I assume.....

.....I used to have dealings with a colleague in Backnang (north of Stuttgart) who used to introduce himself as 'Roland Himmler, no relation', which I struggled to believe as there was a great likeness.

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Post by: RossPhim on 27 October 2006, 10:00:44

 ;D  :y PMSL  :y  ;D
A cracker Bob!

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Post by: Markie on 27 October 2006, 10:35:28

very good bob - this is now circulating my office  :y

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Post by: nixoro on 27 October 2006, 11:07:26

Pmsl ;D ;D thats quality never seen anything like it  ;D :y

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Post by: Bo Bo on 27 October 2006, 11:27:34

Very good, saw it some time ago  ;)

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Post by: Tony H on 27 October 2006, 18:46:17

Class :y ;D ;D