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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO123 on 23 April 2012, 14:09:04
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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.
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Just spilt tea on my chuffin keyboard ;D ;D ;D :y
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LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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good one that ;D ;D ;D its not the first of april ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D exelant :D :D :D :D
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that made me laugh ;D
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;D ;D That tickled me tickly bits. :-*
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D PMSL, not bad Steve.......not bad!
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;D ;D ;D ;D Like :y :y :y :y :y
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Outstanding ;D ;D
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I like that one,even made the wife chuckle.
Alfie,
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Brilliant ,pissed mi sen laughing ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
McClaren could use 'em ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) :o :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Nice one! ;D :y
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Brilliant Steve ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Not new, but still amusing ;D
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Not new, but still amusing ;D
Not much is new when you get to your age. ::)
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Not new, but still amusing ;D
Not much is new when you get to your age. ::)
Hmm. I was gonna say the same as TB. Or more accurately, "the old ones are the best". And I don't consider myself old. Mind you, who does?
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Not new, but still amusing ;D
Not much is new when you get to your age. ::)
Hmm. I was gonna say the same as TB. Or more accurately, "the old ones are the best". And I don't consider myself old. Mind you, who does?
Yes. People often agree with Jamie. But that's because they're arse lickers, not because he's right ;D
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That was funny.nice one :y :y :y
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Not new, but still amusing ;D
Not much is new when you get to your age. ::)
Hmm. I was gonna say the same as TB. Or more accurately, "the old ones are the best". And I don't consider myself old. Mind you, who does?
Yes. People often agree with Jamie. But that's because they're arse lickers, not because he's right ;D
Who the hell is Jamie? ???
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That's Jaime. He doesn't like his name being spelt wrong ;D
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That's Jaime. He doesn't like his name being spelt wrong ;D
Ah, ok. All clear now :y