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Title: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
Post by: denisaok on 03 April 2008, 23:29:12

What three words might you use after sex...
 
i.e.
 
"What's your name?"
"I'll call you"

"How much again?"

Title: Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
Post by: Jay w on 03 April 2008, 23:38:38

cheque's in post
I'm not married
Wife doesn't understand

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Post by: prestigesec on 03 April 2008, 23:42:50

Your mum's better

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Post by: Danny on 04 April 2008, 00:27:43

your daughter's better

(dont be vile)

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Post by: The Barge Captain on 04 April 2008, 01:25:29

Back t' pen

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Post by: file28 on 04 April 2008, 01:25:34

get down shep

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Post by: omegaman2 on 04 April 2008, 08:03:31

wheres your curtains :o

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Post by: kris9128 on 04 April 2008, 09:44:24

trade card discount ?

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Post by: Elite Pete on 04 April 2008, 09:52:37

I does look like it belongs to a horse

If I had a pound for everyone who said I was the best id be a BILLIONAIR

Just leave the money on the side

 :D

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Post by: A380 Elite on 04 April 2008, 09:58:05

Was That Good For You?

Gosh, It's Only 2 1/2 Mins Later Than When We Started.

Good night.

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Post by: dad1uk on 04 April 2008, 10:37:12

You lot have a one-track dirty mind.....











and I'm jealous that I didn't think of some of these replies!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D great stuff :y

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Post by: Essex_Andy on 04 April 2008, 11:07:57

ready for more

Where's the key

leave the blindfold

Batteries are flat

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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 April 2008, 11:22:58

Wheres my penicillin
Dam that itches

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Post by: Jay w on 04 April 2008, 11:24:36

i love you
i respect you
they meant nothing
you're really special

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Post by: Entwood on 04 April 2008, 11:30:53

Quote

i love you
i respect you
they meant nothing
you're really special

Pass the sick bag ...  PLEASE ...  :)

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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 April 2008, 11:34:07

Seen my watch?

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Post by: Jimbob on 04 April 2008, 11:50:52

Fancy another go?

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Post by: Debs. on 04 April 2008, 12:09:42

Quote

i love you
i respect you
they meant nothing
you're really special

 :o You mean it wasn`t true!  :'(

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Post by: Paulus on 04 April 2008, 12:23:07

FRRRRAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
BURP!!!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 April 2008, 12:26:04

Elite Pete's Paying......

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Post by: Martin_1962 on 04 April 2008, 12:33:00

Quote

FRRRRAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
BURP!!!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Best so far!

Title: Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
Post by: Jimbob on 04 April 2008, 12:44:02

Wheres your sister?

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Post by: Debs. on 04 April 2008, 13:05:37

Put-downs from the female perspective:

"Never mind; it can happen to anyone!"
"Size really isn`t important you know!"
"Two out of three isn`t bad!"
"She knows exactly what I like!"
"He takes his time!"
.....and:
"Oh....`finished already?"  ;D

Title: Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
Post by: Essex_Andy on 04 April 2008, 14:27:25

Just our secret

Put downs from a male perspective:

Hello.....hello...hello...any one in there.....in there...in there...<repeat echo like fade-out>

Yes it is in

Wow two into one does go

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Post by: Pitchfork on 04 April 2008, 19:24:23

"Money's behind clock"

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Post by: theowletman on 05 April 2008, 14:08:04

Where am I ?

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Post by: bertiecbx550 on 05 April 2008, 20:48:45

you looked much better after ten pints.... ;)