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Title: curry part 2
Post by: phil her up on 06 April 2008, 20:57:15

 
Bohemian curry

The Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...


(Guitar solo)


I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!


Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)


I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back
Cause this loo is quarantined.


Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired.
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again (There he goes)
It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again


(No no no no no non o no no No).


On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes


This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!


(Guitar solo)


So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....


(Guitar solo)


Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.


Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me




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Title: Re: curry part 2
Post by: waspy on 06 April 2008, 21:42:57

 ;D ;D ;D ;D You're mad  :D

Title: Re: curry part 2
Post by: Entwood on 06 April 2008, 21:48:39

Sad .. very sad ...  :)

also quite funny .. in an odd sort of way ..  :)

Title: Re: curry part 2
Post by: amigov6 on 06 April 2008, 21:49:57

I can cook & eat or order out all that & eat it....no worries, with fresh chopped chillies to wake things up a little. No mention of anything hotter than a Madras which is a medium curry.
   & i get called a soft southener???!!! ::) ;D ;D

Title: Re: curry part 2
Post by: maria on 06 April 2008, 21:59:35

very funny :y

Title: Re: curry part 2
Post by: rad cap on 06 April 2008, 22:25:42

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: curry part 2
Post by: amigov6 on 06 April 2008, 23:01:50

Still bringing plenty of mild Curry to The Lakes this year but i think i'll have to make more as last years disappeared almost as quick as Bobs burgers!  
   Hoping Broocie's bringing a pot of Chilli to go with it!!!!!!! :y