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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 10 April 2008, 21:23:50
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A plumber dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.
Just when he thinks things can't possible get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologises for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you!"
Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the heavenly-draftee sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."
Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"
The man is awe struck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth agape. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."
That's simply impossible my son, says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
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A plumber dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.
Just when he thinks things can't possible get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologises for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you!"
Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the heavenly-draftee sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."
Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"
The man is awe struck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth agape. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."
That's simply impossible my son, says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
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not feeling well
my brain HURTS :-/
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but then again, feeling well or ot may Brain hurts anyway. ;D
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not feeling well
my brain HURTS :-/
Hovver your mouse over where I've written SNAP & all will be revealed! ;) :y
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not feeling well
my brain HURTS :-/
Get well soon! :-*
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Cheers Debs.
It might take a long time yet.
It's been huting since I was 10 years of age after a traffic accident, I am 47 this month, so I aint holding my brath lol.
But please accept my appologies for copying your post, it certainly wasnt intentional. :-[
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Oh yes, very good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Was he good walking dogs ?
Ken
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But please accept my appologies for copying your post, it certainly wasnt intentional. :-[
;)..... :y
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Sorry if it was a bit strange, I meant
"Was he CORGI Registered ?"
Ken