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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big
blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
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Payment in kind, Rich? :D ;D
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Lets hope her 6' 6" ex marine professional wrestler father doesn't own an Omega and is a member on here Eh!
#bettergetsomehospitalinsurance
;)
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
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Lets hope her 6' 6" ex marine professional wrestler father doesn't own an Omega and is a member on here Eh!
#bettergetsomehospitalinsurance
;)
Actually, I have a nineteen year old daughter who has just flown the nest. She's moved to London.
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen. ;)
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen. ;)
;D
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen. ;)
;D ;D ;D Nice one Rich! ;D ;D ;D
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen. ;)
You mean like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?. I seem to recall that she enjoyed a good shag in the kitchen. ;) :y
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You mean like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?. I seem to recall that she enjoyed a good shag in the kitchen. ;) :y
Yeah, just say no to the game stew, though. :o
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen. ;)
You mean like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?. I seem to recall that she enjoyed a good shag in the kitchen. ;) :y
;D ;D that just cost me a mouthfull of coffee ;D ;D ;D
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
Not met many 19 year olds, eh Opti old chap? ;) ;D
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
Not met many 19 year olds, eh Opti old chap? ;) ;D
Sadly, not lately, Aaron. :'( :'( But I'll have you know that in my day I was a bit of a pussy magnet. :)
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Sadly, not lately, Aaron. :'( :'( But I'll have you know that in my day I worked in a cattery :)
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fixed that for you opti :y
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Sadly, not lately, Aaron. :'( :'( But I'll have you know that in my day I worked in a cattery :)
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fixed that for you opti :y
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Ahh. A pussy magnate, then? Spell checkers, eh? ;D
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Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen. ;)
what like delia smith ;D ;D ;D