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Title: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Bionic on 19 June 2012, 08:01:47
 ;) I can guarantee that I will get the p*ss taken for this post...... I have just had to sit and watch more of the Jeremy Kyle show again cos I lost another bet! It was a torture not a punishment!  :'(  Never have I seen such a load of poorly stage managed crap in my long life. The UK one is bad enough and it has now well and truly lost its novelty but the USA one is so bad that it shows JK in his true colours of needing to be in the limelight. From what I have seen he is great at inciting people to react but hides behind his bouncers. Is the man a real man or simply, as I suspect, a glory seeking coward? It has made me wonder about what will probably happen one day when somone he has upset takes it on themselves to seek retribution. I am thoughtful that it will probably happen not against him but more than likely, because he so well protected by his 'entourage' against one or more of his family who cannot all be protected all of the time. Only a very sad and uncaring parent with a massive ego problem would place his family in such a situation. He does not fool me into thinking that he believes he is doing the public a helping hand when it is so obviously a stage managed act to generate him an income at the expense of others situations. Can the fool not see what the future might hold? Or is it simply that he believes the crap he is giving out?
One thing I did take note of was that the UK one was full of mouthy yawping usually single single parent females and the USA one full of the same type but grossly obese too! What the hell is the world coming to when its population are becoming like that?
 ::) Should there be a poll sent to the producers to get these crappy shows taken off?
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: bigboykarl on 19 June 2012, 09:42:34
did u get out of the wrong side of the bed again bionic  ;)
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tigers_gonads on 19 June 2012, 09:46:01
Maybe we could get some of the members on here on the show  :y

It could be interesting  :D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: the alarming man on 19 June 2012, 09:46:39
what i want too know about jeremy kyle is how you go from disc jockey on radio too agony uncle (i use that term losely) on t.v..??.. :y
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tigers_gonads on 19 June 2012, 09:47:38
what i want too know about jeremy kyle is how you go from disc jockey on radio too agony uncle (i use that term losely) on t.v..??.. :y


The right agent  ;)
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: YZ250 on 19 June 2012, 09:57:12
Surely the way to get this 'show' off the screen is to not watch it. If the viewing figures drop, so will the advertisers, and they would soon pull the plug on him then.  :y
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: PAULCDX on 19 June 2012, 10:40:14
+ 1  :y

Think this show has run it's course now  ::)
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tidla on 19 June 2012, 11:25:23
+ 1  :y

Think this show has run it's course now  ::)

I don't believe you. You want to prove that statement with a lie detector test. ;D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: waspy on 19 June 2012, 12:04:08
What I don't understand is why in the hell would you want to do your laundry in public FFS. Do these people have no shame & if the only way to get your sad ugly face on tv is to do just that, then they need shooting in the face with a hollow point.
Pond life the lot of them.
I have seen the odd show, but I avoid it like the plague >:( >:( :( :(
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: omega3000 on 19 June 2012, 12:42:13
What I don't understand is why in the hell would you want to do your laundry in public FFS. Do these people have no shame & if the only way to get your sad ugly face on tv is to do just that, then they need shooting in the face with a hollow point.
Pond life the lot of them.
I have seen the odd show, but I avoid it like the plague >:( >:( :( :(

I might be wrong but think i heard they get paid for appearing on the show  ::)
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tigers_gonads on 19 June 2012, 12:45:36
What I don't understand is why in the hell would you want to do your laundry in public FFS. Do these people have no shame & if the only way to get your sad ugly face on tv is to do just that, then they need shooting in the face with a hollow point.
Pond life the lot of them.
I have seen the odd show, but I avoid it like the plague >:( >:( :( :(

I might be wrong but think i heard they get paid for appearing on the show  ::)


If so, I hope they declare it next time they sign on  :D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: bigboykarl on 19 June 2012, 12:49:42
think they get paid in the form of expenses....hotel room, dinner, drinks.......it's a holiday for most of them
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: cleggy on 19 June 2012, 12:54:47
I thought ' Who is Jeremey Kyle?' so Googled him WISH I HADN'T  ;D ;D ;D

Is he a retard or the contestants ::)
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 June 2012, 13:05:34
Jeremy Kyle is a sanctimonius little shit. He makes me want to puke. I'm surprised that someone hasn't decked the talentless prick by now. :(
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: henryd on 19 June 2012, 14:18:43
Jeremy Kyle is a sanctimonius little shit. He makes me want to puke. I'm surprised that someone hasn't decked the talentless prick by now. :(


So what do you really think of him Opti ?,don't be afraid to let it out :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Bionic on 19 June 2012, 14:25:09
No p*ss taken out of me so must have got somthing right  ;)

Thanx bigboykarl... but I still don't know what I did so wrong to deserve that punishment she dished out to me again Really I must learn not to do it when I find out what it was.;D ;D ;D ;D
Truth is I reckon Opti said it all for all of us. Short and to the point.
Everyone else made valid points too so it appears that it is only the absolute dreggs of society that keep his ego massaged and his ass pocket full! I never thought that the UK had totally brain dead parasites and losers like it...........but that shows now just how our society has changed for the worse. How and why did we let it happen? Who is wise enough to answer that one?
One thing is sure though, I will make frikkin certain that I am not made to sit through that load of crap again so get my halo ready  :y
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 19 June 2012, 17:53:59
Must admit when I come accross this program I always think - compulsory sterilisation - for god sake dont let them breed

+1 on opti's post

Bionic - nobody could have done something that wrong without the police having to be involved  ;D ;D ;) 
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 19 June 2012, 21:28:00
Jeremy Kyle is a sanctimonius little shit. He makes me want to puke. I'm surprised that someone hasn't decked the talentless prick by now. :(

spot on Opti could not agree more :y :y
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: jonnycool on 19 June 2012, 22:00:05
I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Rods2 on 20 June 2012, 00:49:15
I've seen that with a high profile comedian with him own personal protection, who wound up, different sections of the audience with his very graphic language. Once he had left with his security team, the crowd was in an ugly mood, so I made a quick exit with my camera gear, where I was doing some official photography, before it all kicked off. The much smaller club security team, took a bit of a bashing sorting it all out.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Bionic on 20 June 2012, 05:10:36
What I cannot understand is how or why someone has not already given him lumps before his 'body (if you could call that long streak of *iss a body) guards stepped in. Just take a look at the cynical look of joy on his pasty face when he incites the 'dreggs' to react! What more proof is necessary to get this crap off the air? Are the 'contestants' all put on warning of a severe beating before the show if they do? Must be so otherwise it just does not make any sense at all......... Oh... forgot to mention those 'audience clapping boards' that once were shown by mistake. Doubtlessly they are used because the audience do not find any fun in his mentally deranged antics.
Compulsory sterilisation of the shows 'entrants'? Bloody good idea that one is.
If those wallies and dreggs of humanity are signing on the dole then surely according to the rules they should lose their benefits because by being there they are not available for work. Payment in kind and 'rewards' should also be declared to the taxman too. That would be one way to get this pile of crap off the air unless of course there are backhanders involved  ::)
Maybe his next suit should have a nice broad yellow stripe down its back to emphasise his true nature?
The only ones I feel really sorry for are his family cos to be associated with a jerkoff like him as a hubby or dad must really be the pitts.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: omega3000 on 20 June 2012, 09:15:31
I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad

 ;D

Wondered why the streets were empty after 9  :(
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 June 2012, 09:26:07
I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad

I hate to break it to you Jonny but your kids should be going to school everyday!!!  ::)  I'll get Jeremy to give you a ring, he'll put you right!!!  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: jonnycool on 20 June 2012, 12:27:43
I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad

I hate to break it to you Jonny but your kids should be going to school everyday!!!  ::)  I'll get Jeremy to give you a ring, he'll put you right!!!  :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Kendo1690 on 26 June 2012, 11:21:33
Have you noticed the majority of idiots on this show are all fat necked,web footed,straw chewing,banjo playing,cousin kissing inbreds...!!!!
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tigers_gonads on 26 June 2012, 11:27:05
I've noticed that they have a high proportion of scousers on there  :D :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: Kendo1690 on 26 June 2012, 13:30:53
I said the majority and they all seem to be from the Hull area and the minority are quite probably Scousers... ;D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tigers_gonads on 26 June 2012, 14:06:15
I said the majority and they all seem to be from the Hull area and the minority are quite probably Scousers... ;D


Looking at some of the inbreads round here, your probably right  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle
Post by: tidla on 26 June 2012, 20:49:36

http://youtu.be/XdwMkuBq-5g

 ;D