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Title: Snoring!!
Post by: Tonka. on 25 June 2012, 08:58:27
Well, I have kept SWMBO awake all night by snoring like a pro.
She is knackered but I feel quite refreshed.  ::)  ;D ;)

Does any one else find it a problem? Not my snoring but your own  ::)
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: The Red Baron on 25 June 2012, 09:05:34
i snor myself & seem to have passed it onto my 6yr old, even our staffy snors like a bloomin trooper. :D
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 25 June 2012, 09:06:26
my snoring is terrible tried sprays nose clamp things and a mouth gaurd, mouth gaurd works but you panic a bit as you cant breath through your mouth only your nose but now thankfully it does not cause wifey a problem in fact she can snore just as loud well nealry as me when she wants to .Our house must sound like a pig farm when my sons come to stay  ;D ;D in surround sound :o

My brother actually had the back of his throat lasered  :o :o
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: Tonka. on 25 June 2012, 09:14:08
I have passed it on to my son. He is exceptionally good at it. Not as good as me though  :y
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Post by: the alarming man on 25 June 2012, 09:35:46
well aparantley i used too snore...untill i broke my arm and now i don't....i would'nt recommend breaking any bone too stop your snoring as it hurts... :y
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 June 2012, 09:46:23
I can bet most of this heavy weight championship group snores ;D   (except Tunnie and some :) )
 
and for your information wife sleeps in another room ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Ian_D on 25 June 2012, 10:27:09
For the members that know Stu (was on here about 2 years ago) - my god... its like sleeping next to an old diesel gen set!

Used to dread trying to get some sleep when we went to car shows in the caravan!  ;D
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Post by: Rods2 on 25 June 2012, 11:49:20
If the was a snoring world championship, I could snore for England.  ::)
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: Kendo1690 on 25 June 2012, 12:46:31
Well, I have kept SWMBO awake all night by snoring like a pro.
She is knackered but I feel quite refreshed.  ::)  ;D ;)

Does any one else find it a problem? Not my snoring but your own  ::)
Could be worth getting it checked out,I did and they found I gave sleep apnoea I now have a cpap machine and the nights are heaven for all in our house lol
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: Murph on 25 June 2012, 12:54:49
I spend as many nights on the sofa as I do upstairs due to my snoring.

I've been asking for that laser op but no joy as yet.
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: omega3000 on 25 June 2012, 13:59:11
my snoring is terrible tried sprays nose clamp things and a mouth gaurd, mouth gaurd works but you panic a bit as you cant breath through your mouth only your nose but now thankfully it does not cause wifey a problem in fact she can snore just as loud well nealry as me when she wants to .Our house must sound like a pig farm when my sons come to stay  ;D ;D in surround sound :o

My brother actually had the back of his throat lasered  :o :o

 ;D ;D

Snore myself and dozed off snorting many times ....anyone used one of them nose clamp things  :(
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Post by: Murph on 25 June 2012, 14:37:31
Yeah I tried them - no joy.
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 25 June 2012, 14:38:02
did not get on with the nose clamps but i did get the mouth gaurd which is a rubber type thing that moulds to your teeth and you put it in your mouth and it makes you breath through your nose it works but you get a bit panicy as you cant breath through your mouth :o :o

there is a site that sells everything to do with sleeping dissorder sorry cant remeber its name yet :-[
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: MV6Matt on 25 June 2012, 15:59:03
Well, I have kept SWMBO awake all night by snoring like a pro.
She is knackered but I feel quite refreshed.  ::)  ;D ;)

Does any one else find it a problem? Not my snoring but your own  ::)
Could be worth getting it checked out,I did and they found I gave sleep apnoea I now have a cpap machine and the nights are heaven for all in our house lol

Saw the Chest Clinic Prof. this morning. :-[
I'm going to start on a Cpap machine once it's been ordered.
Heaven is a very high standard to set, but if it makes that much difference, I'm glad I said I'd give it ago! :y
Matthew
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: STMO123 on 25 June 2012, 16:09:55
Farting is my forte.
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: I_want_an_Omega on 25 June 2012, 17:12:47
After 30 years my Mrs has finally found a way of stopping my snoring .............

It's actually quite simple and seems to work ..............

If I'm snoring then she reaches out and strokes the uppermost side of my face - just firmly enough to "almost" wake me. This usually has the effect as I then wriggle around, move and stop snoring - for a while anyway.

Plan B is to pinch & hold my nose closed - making sure she can get out of the way as I then thrash around for a while.

The interesting thing is that I have no recollection of her activity in the morning.

HTH
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 June 2012, 17:16:41
After 30 years my Mrs has finally found a way of stopping my snoring .............

It's actually quite simple and seems to work ..............

If I'm snoring then she reaches out and strokes the uppermost side of my face - just firmly enough to "almost" wake me. This usually has the effect as I then wriggle around, move and stop snoring - for a while anyway.

Plan B is to pinch & hold my nose closed - making sure she can get out of the way as I then thrash around for a while.

The interesting thing is that I have no recollection of her activity in the morning.

HTH

 
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: redelitev6 on 25 June 2012, 17:43:47
 :( My snoring causes serious grief between me and the Mrs, been to the doc's about it and all he could say was lose some weight and that might help, seems to be the cure all for everything !
 
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: omega3000 on 25 June 2012, 17:56:14
After 30 years my Mrs has finally found a way of stopping my snoring .............

It's actually quite simple and seems to work ..............

If I'm snoring then she reaches out and strokes the uppermost side of my face - just firmly enough to "almost" wake me. This usually has the effect as I then wriggle around, move and stop snoring - for a while anyway.

Plan B is to pinch & hold my nose closed - making sure she can get out of the way as I then thrash around for a while.

The interesting thing is that I have no recollection of her activity in the morning.

HTH

 ;D ;D

A right hook like prince naseem would be on its way without you realising  ;D
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: Murph on 25 June 2012, 18:13:37
:( My snoring causes serious grief between me and the Mrs, been to the doc's about it and all he could say was lose some weight and that might help, seems to be the cure all for everything !

A very familiar story!

I got down to 12st. a couple of years ago and still no difference,  but now that I'm back to nigh on 15st. all that seems to be irrelevant and the snoring is down to my weight again.
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: dad1uk on 25 June 2012, 18:20:31
If you want to hear proper snoring then go for a walk round the campsite at an OOF meet on a Sunday morning - you can feel the ground tremble ;D ;D
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: omega3000 on 25 June 2012, 18:29:39
If you want to hear proper snoring then go for a walk round the campsite at an OOF meet on a Sunday morning - you can feel the ground tremble ;D ;D

 ;D ;D

But that would be self inflicted snoring with too much cider  :(     ;D
                                                                            ::)
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 25 June 2012, 18:56:40
After 30 years my Mrs has finally found a way of stopping my snoring .............

It's actually quite simple and seems to work ..............

If I'm snoring then she reaches out and strokes the uppermost side of my face - just firmly enough to "almost" wake me. This usually has the effect as I then wriggle around, move and stop snoring - for a while anyway.

Plan B is to pinch & hold my nose closed - making sure she can get out of the way as I then thrash around for a while.

The interesting thing is that I have no recollection of her activity in the morning.HTH

i am like that with sex now :o :'(
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: hercules on 25 June 2012, 19:56:41
Farting is my forte.
oh aye,when your laying on your side with your butt facing the missus and as you relax them big long loud belly farts  ;D
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: omegod on 25 June 2012, 20:21:08
I thought I was getting sick as I was finding bald patches in my pubes, turned out SWMBO had found her own way of stopping me snoring by ripping them out  :'(
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: pirate on 25 June 2012, 20:21:43
my missis is terrible i have to chuck her out wakes the whole house up,its her in the spare room ,how about that i dont make a murmer ,militry training dont make a sound like a bloody ninja :y
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 25 June 2012, 20:34:48
Swmbo went to doctors to get sleeping pills as the snoring was disturbing her

He advised her that pills where not the answer to this problem

When she asked what she could do he suggested tying something around the offenders testicles

Couple of night's later I had been on a night out and "fell" into bed and was snoring in seconds

She got up and went to find something to use. Found some blue ribbon in the sewing box and promptly applied it to my jewels   :o

Instantly the snoring stopped  :y

Few minutes later the dog started snoring as well  ::) so back she went and found some red ribbon and applied that to his  :o

Silence was achieved.  :y

Early in the morning I wake up and nip to the loo for a pee and notice the ribbon, remove and back to bed

On the way back I notice the dog "splayed" out on the floor with his ribbon applied

Reach down, give him a stroke and say "Dont know what we did last night lad but we won first and second prize"  :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 June 2012, 20:54:28
 ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: Richie London on 25 June 2012, 21:21:41
I shared a room with a scouser in Wales a few yrs ago. he was that loud he would of done a better job than a lighthouse keeping ships out to see. i grind my teeth badly sometimes I've broken my filling off.
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: bertie1.8vectra on 26 June 2012, 00:13:51
You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason..... ::) :P
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Post by: bigegg on 26 June 2012, 00:21:57
I've recently lost about two stone (18 to 16) and spend 3 or four hours in the gym every week.
My wife (sw*t*smbo) says my snoring has become virtually non-existent compared to before

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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 June 2012, 00:38:18
An ex girlfriend used to grab my 'old fella' if I woke her up with my snoring.....  :o

If she was pissed off she'd just grab it hard and give it a bloody good squeeze to wake me up....  :'(

If she was in a good mood she'd be abit more gentle and then take advantage of me....  :)
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 26 June 2012, 03:31:28
You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason..... ::) :P

are you sure you wernt strangled
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: aaronjb on 26 June 2012, 09:34:48
If she was in a good mood she'd be abit more gentle and then take advantage of me....  :)

My current lady keeps promising to do that.. trouble is I always wake up before her  :( ;D
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: D on 26 June 2012, 20:46:04
You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason..... ::) :P

are you sure you wernt strangled

Sounds like obstructive sleep apnea to me. What you need to do is to get your GP to refer you to a sleep specialist. Heartlands is probably your best bet if your location is Wolverhampton?
Not to be taken lightly as it can cause various complications.
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: omega3000 on 26 June 2012, 21:11:11
Is it not strange how your snoring is so loud it wakes and disturbs people around you but never yourself , your ears must switch off or something  :-\
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Post by: bertie1.8vectra on 26 June 2012, 22:44:14
I`ve seen my gp for what good he was and all he could say was its your weight Mr.lovatt... so i saw a 2nd gp who refered me to new cross ear/nose and throat and they made mouth guardBut all i keep doing is spitting it out at night when i`m asleep so i gave up on it.... i went back but nobody ever got back to me so i live with it and hope i never have another episode like that again.... :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: D on 27 June 2012, 00:14:55
Could be your weight. But have you had a sleep study? If not get your GP to sort it out. No two ways about it.

Dev Banerjee runs the sleep service at the Heartlands in Birmingham. Ask for a referral. Respiratory consultant who runs a sleep service, not an ENT doctor!

Remember GPs are just that, GP's. Not specialists.
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Post by: Elite Pete on 27 June 2012, 08:21:39
I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting ::)
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Post by: Elite Pete on 27 June 2012, 08:23:08
I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting ::)

Saying that I suppose it could have been Ljay farting :D
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Post by: Jimbob on 27 June 2012, 08:37:11
I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting ::)

Saying that I suppose it could have been Ljay farting :D

erm......in her defense she wasnt there that night......so if it was her, it was a bloody good one to travel 100 miles ;D
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: omega3000 on 28 June 2012, 09:24:33
I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Snoring!!
Post by: jereboam on 28 June 2012, 09:40:54
You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason..... ::) :P

are you sure you wernt strangled

Sounds like obstructive sleep apnea to me. What you need to do is to get your GP to refer you to a sleep specialist. Heartlands is probably your best bet if your location is Wolverhampton?
Not to be taken lightly as it can cause various complications.

Sleep apnoea can kill you.  Not from choking to death, but from the strain it puts on your heart.  For those who don't know, it's a disorder where you stop breathing for relatively long periods while asleep.  Unless choking (or wife) wakes you up, you may never know you have it, but you'll feel pretty lousy all the time as you never get a good night's sleep.  It is associated with being overweight (like me), but I think there can be other reasons as well. 

CPAP machines effectively smooth out the problem and as a side effect, stop you snoring.  I hate mine, but I hate getting thumped by an angry wife even more, so I use it every night.