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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: tidla on 26 June 2012, 19:36:53
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The customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.
There is more but my fingers hurt.
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Two words:
the wife >:(
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Two words:
the wife >:(
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wish I was joking ::) ;D
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Re the coventry ikea store: learn where the short cuts are- ther are loads of doors to avoid areas. I reckon i can do that store in 5 mins!!!!
.. And lots of things wind me up
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The 1.customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.
There is more but my fingers hurt.
1. yes .. #1 in my list..
2. newbie drivers and women drivers in fastest lane going with 30 kms/hr
3.maniac drivers tailgating me.. even when I'm in the mid or slowest lane..
4.incompetent mechanic/relectric/paint/repair shops that have no clue about what a car is
5. hospital secretary who talk continusly with the mobile while you are waiting for her
6.doctors that have no f*ckin idea about a patient who is dying
7.the type of doctors that dont answer your questions
8.doctors that dont give pain killer injections before they hurt you
9.customers who keeps the bank office workers busy for long periods
10 citizens that keeps the govt office workers busy for long periods and even fight with them
11 drivers that stop in the junction and fight with each other (and after I fight with them ;D )
12 pensioners who wake up early in saturday and sunday and start to modify their houses ..
and lots of other things :(
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Middle and fast lane
wa*kers hoggers. Driving me mad on the M20. Inconsiderate fekkers.
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The 1.customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.
There is more but my fingers hurt.
1. yes .. #1 in my list..
2. newbie drivers and women drivers in fastest lane going with 30 kms/hr
3.maniac drivers tailgating me.. even when I'm in the mid or slowest lane..
4.incompetent mechanic/relectric/paint/repair shops that have no clue about what a car is
5. hospital secretary who talk continusly with the mobile while you are waiting for her
6.doctors that have no f*ckin idea about a patient who is dying
7.the type of doctors that dont answer your questions
8.doctors that dont give pain killer injections before they hurt you
9.customers who keeps the bank office workers busy for long periods
10 citizens that keeps the govt office workers busy for long periods and even fight with them
11 drivers that stop in the junction and fight with each other (and after I fight with them ;D )
12 pensioners who wake up early in saturday and sunday and start to modify their houses ..
and lots of other things :(
Not much then Cem ;D
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Middle and fast lane wa*kers hoggers. Driving me mad on the M20. Inconsiderate fekkers.
Hey, I know what you mean. Why sit in the middle lane any way :-\ :-\ They need shooting :y :y
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The 1.customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.
There is more but my fingers hurt.
1. yes .. #1 in my list..
2. newbie drivers and women drivers in fastest lane going with 30 kms/hr
3.maniac drivers tailgating me.. even when I'm in the mid or slowest lane..
4.incompetent mechanic/relectric/paint/repair shops that have no clue about what a car is
5. hospital secretary who talk continusly with the mobile while you are waiting for her
6.doctors that have no f*ckin idea about a patient who is dying
7.the type of doctors that dont answer your questions
8.doctors that dont give pain killer injections before they hurt you
9.customers who keeps the bank office workers busy for long periods
10 citizens that keeps the govt office workers busy for long periods and even fight with them
11 drivers that stop in the junction and fight with each other (and after I fight with them ;D )
12 pensioners who wake up early in saturday and sunday and start to modify their houses ..
and lots of other things :(
Not much then Cem ;D
;D ;D
believe me , its a long list but I dont want to make members busy reading my post :(
and I hope one day I wont shoot someone as they continously dont let me sleep >:(
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Women who do that shocked face at the till in asda when they realise they actually have to pay for the stuff
Women who take 5 times longer than men at the ATM, is there a chat facility for women???
Women who walk behind your car when your obviously reversing out of a space
Women who can't help but tell their life story at the counter in the post office, I don't give a opps how long you were in labour with your first kid or how bad your corns are , shift your arse
Women!
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threads like this one? ;D ;D
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Mobile phones, and to a slightly lesser extent, E-mail.
If you're not instantly contactable at any time, wherever you may be on the planet, you become public enemy number one which the communicant informs you of in hilariously histrionic terms.
It seems there is no excuse for not answering the phone, replying to a text, or sending a return E-mail consisting of a 20,000 word, indexed, referenced reply within 20 nanoseconds.
This is all usually because someone is trying to either pass the buck, or is too scared to make a decision of their own. They are often part of the 33% of managers within any company who could be sacked tomorrow, and the only way people would notice is that fewer things would go wrong/'need' doing!
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OOFers ;D ;D ;D
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Mobile phones, and to a slightly lesser extent, E-mail.
If you're not instantly contactable at any time, wherever you may be on the planet, you become public enemy number one which the communicant informs you of in hilariously histrionic terms.
It seems there is no excuse for not answering the phone, replying to a text, or sending a return E-mail consisting of a 20,000 word, indexed, referenced reply within 20 nanoseconds.
This is all usually because someone is trying to either pass the buck, or is too scared to make a decision of their own. They are often part of the 33% of managers within any company who could be sacked tomorrow, and the only way people would notice is that fewer things would go wrong/'need' doing!
Well said, I agree completly. :y
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threads like this one? ;D ;D
Brilliant! (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/43954633/rofl.gif)
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People who say ffs alot ::) :-X :-X :-X
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People who freely give their opinion and state that it is just that, whilst when you give yours, you are arguing, nit-picking, wrong, rude or all of the above.
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Mobile phones, and to a slightly lesser extent, E-mail.
If you're not instantly contactable at any time, wherever you may be on the planet, you become public enemy number one which the communicant informs you of in hilariously histrionic terms.
It seems there is no excuse for not answering the phone, replying to a text, or sending a return E-mail consisting of a 20,000 word, indexed, referenced reply within 20 nanoseconds.
This is all usually because someone is trying to either pass the buck, or is too scared to make a decision of their own. They are often part of the 33% of managers within any company who could be sacked tomorrow, and the only way people would notice is that fewer things would go wrong/'need' doing!
Well said, I agree completly. :y
Plus one :y Agree with all other answers also, especially the wife :-X
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anti german remarks >:( >:(
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P1ss off kraut. :P :D ;D ;D
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P1ss off kraut. :P :D ;D ;D
thanks albert ;D ;D ;D
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The customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.
There is more but my fingers hurt.
A few years a go the banks tried an experiment with drive through ATM machines. This is why they have never been implemented:
Man:
Joins ATM queue, gets card out of wallet and winds down window, while second in the queue, pulls up at the ATM, puts on handbrake, inserts card, enters pin, retrieves card, collects money, puts card and cash in wallet, releases handbrake and drives off.
Woman:
Drives up to the ATM machine, realizes she has driven half past it, so reverses back, then applies handbrake. Opens handbag to get card, rummages through bag for 5 minutes trying to find card, checks all of the bags side pockets again for the card, tips the content of the bag on the passenger seat and rummages through contents and finally finds card, curses as she hits her hand on the window trying to insert the card. Opens the window, but can't reach ATM machine, tries several times stretching though the window, but still can't reach ATM, removes seat belt, opens door, so she can just reach the ATM machine, enters the card, rummages through the bags content on the front passenger seat until she finds the piece of paper with the pin number on, enters pin. Retrieves card as the account is empty. Rummages through the contents of her bag on the front passenger seat again until she finds her second card, inserts it into the ATM machine, retrieves card to look up the pin number written with nail varnish on the back of the card, re-inserts card, enters pin number, rummages through contents of bag to find list of things to buy in town, to work out how much money to withdraw, enters the amount of money, takes the cash and places it into her handbag along with all of the bag's contents on the front passenger seat. Starts to drive away, stops, reverses back and hits the car approaching the ATM machine, shouts and swears at the male drive and tells him how impatient and inconsiderate he is, as it is perfectly obvious she is reversing back to retrieve her ATM card. Places card in bag, moves forward two feet, stops and puts on her seat belt, drives off, grabs drivers door as it swings open while joining the main road and shuts it, three miles down the dual carriageway...... releases handbrake.
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People who put there shopping on the conveyor belt then go back to the aisles for more stuff.
Women who hold the Que up on buses and trains while they look for money in there purse for there fare rather than have it ready when the bus comes.
And the worse one I've seen yet. the knobhead who counted out 2.29 in pennies to pay for his pint 2 weeks ago in the pub.if i was the braid i would of refused to accept it. unbelievable
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People who freely give their opinion and state that it is just that, whilst when you give yours, you are arguing, nit-picking, wrong, rude or all of the above.
Sadly that happened to me on more than one occasion. That is precisely why I now put IMHO on some of my posts, or state that it is just my opinion. In it's defence I receive a lot less bad comments in reply. So it can be advantagious.
This is of course just my useless opinion ::) ::) ::)
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People who freely give their opinion and state that it is just that, whilst when you give yours, you are arguing, nit-picking, wrong, rude or all of the above.
Sadly that happened to me on more than one occasion. That is precisely why I now put IMHO on some of my posts, or state that it is just my opinion. In it's defence I receive a lot less bad comments in reply. So it can be advantagious.
This is of course just my useless opinion ::) ::) ::)
In happens all over life, but I was sighting this forum as example too...... ;) . But I guess you knew that.
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when the phone rings and its that mis sold ppi rubbish
Junk mail
That go compare advert with that idiot singing although i love the meerkat one. ;D ;D
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And the worse one I've seen yet. the knobhead who counted out 2.29 in pennies to pay for his pint 2 weeks ago in the pub.if i was the braid i would of refused to accept it. unbelievable
I'm drinking in the wrong pub! That would just cover the hire of the empty glass in the pubs round here. :o
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My disgusting mother in law, god I hate her..... >:( >:( >:(
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Having to wait longer than normal to be served in my Local Pub, only to be told, sorry, I was serving Customers!
Queuing in Post Offices only to discover the person in front of you is kicking 2 sacks of small parcels of crap that thieve just sold on eBay.
Banks, having to listen to some moron giving their life stories to the Teller for 30 mins on how its all wrong, should have cleared by then, what Direct Debit, shouldn't have come out of that day, blah, blah.
HSE Officer stamping on one your feet as hard as He can, to find out weither your really wearing Steel Toe Caps.
Cherry Pickers, being waved out and asked to come down 40ft, only to be asked what you doing and dont you need a licence for that, then having to tell Him, its all in the Method Statement together the Risk Assessment, and copies of Permits and Licences are attacthed within the HSE Section, That I have to painfully write, email to every man and his dog including the Tea Lady only to find no F**ker reads them anyway.
its goes on.
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Discourteous people.
Self-important people.
Litter louts.
People who will never admit to being wrong.
Unnecessarily loud people.
Patriotic types who really think their country is better than any other.
Religionists who feel the need to share.
Oh, and spurious apostrophes in plurals.
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Having to ring any company and being told by an android voice press 1 for... Press2 for..... Aaaaaaarrrggh!!!
this may stir a few, it is in no way meant to be a racist comment, it's just true.... Ringing companies ( travel companies in this instance) who have people answering the phone that clearly have English as their 2nd language, and have absolutely no clue what you are saying,even when if I speak any slower I sound like my batteries are running out.
" can you spell that for me?"....... WHAT?????, every SINGLE word I'm speaking, you want me to spell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Institutionalised whingers.
...and Rafael (digger) Nadal. Sort your Fe@king pants out man! ;D
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And the worse one I've seen yet. the knobhead who counted out 2.29 in pennies to pay for his pint 2 weeks ago in the pub.if i was the braid i would of refused to accept it. unbelievable
I'm drinking in the wrong pub! That would just cover the hire of the empty glass in the pubs round here. :o
most are 3.30 but my new pub is 2.29 and 1.99 if football is on with my new carling discount card. not that i bother with football anymore as its so boring now. but its nice to get a good skinful for 30 quid. :y
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Vauxhall Omegas!! :D ;D
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Vauxhall Omegas!! :D ;D
They are nowhere near as annoying as E-type Jags! Especially red ones.
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A-holes that piss about on m-ways at 50mph forcing truckers into lane 2 then pulling away leaving them out there. >:( >:( >:(
Oh and the WIF not WIFE wash,iron,feed been a bad boy bought a 16 seat minibus so the entertainment is out off bounds ;D ;D
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Vauxhall Omegas!! :D ;D
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Especially the ones that run on 3 instead of 6 when you least expect it :(
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Adverts where people whisper. For example the old "hot chocolate,drinking chocolate" ad from many years ago,and the current secret escapes ad. Dont ask me why but it really irritates me. ::)
And of course stupid people,oviously. :D ;D
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Adverts where people whisper. For example the old "hot chocolate,drinking chocolate" ad from many years ago,and the current secret escapes ad. Dont ask me why but it really irritates me. ::)
And of course stupid people,oviously. :D ;D
That woman is the "secret escapes" advert :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Know what you mean,but that whispering........ :o >:( >:( ;D
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Don't mention adverts! Don't get me started.. fake dubbed ADR audio, the fake magnum "crunch" when it's a bloody glorified choc-ice not a sexual implement! *swoon*
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Stupid people who cant spell the word - obviously. ::) :-[ ;D ;D
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Stupid people who cant spell the word - obviously. ::) :-[ ;D ;D
Oi >:( >:( >:(
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Posts on here that need deciphering prior to actually reading them, due to poor/non-existant grammar/vocabulary, and the distinct lack of knowledge as to the location of the 'Caps Lock' button on keyboards.
>:(
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Posts on here that need deciphering prior to actually reading them, due to poor/non-existant grammar/vocabulary, and the distinct lack of knowledge as to the location of the 'Caps Lock' button on keyboards.
>:(
Sorry sir ;D ;D
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Neighbours who can't be bothered to keep their garden tidy... >:( >:( >:(