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Title: any more jokes??
Post by: Richie London on 11 April 2008, 22:26:09

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet which is getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He zips up, and continues reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief.
The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude, and if you do it again, I am going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane.
He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he answers.

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: zippo on 11 April 2008, 22:28:38

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: Debs. on 11 April 2008, 22:28:39

 ;D ;D ;D ;D...Didn`t see that punchline 'coming' :y

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: albitz on 11 April 2008, 22:28:42

 ;D ;D ;D ;D like it

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: zippo on 11 April 2008, 22:29:54

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;D ;D ;D ;D...Didn`t see that punchline 'coming' :y

Oh Debs what are you like ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: Vamps on 11 April 2008, 22:46:25

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: Big_Al on 12 April 2008, 00:54:06

Brill  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 April 2008, 00:56:06

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: thewelshman on 12 April 2008, 02:44:03

Atchoo, Atchoo, oh hell here I come go again.  ::)

Title: Re: any more jokes??
Post by: maria on 12 April 2008, 08:11:31

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y