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Title: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: thewelshman on 12 April 2008, 00:20:39

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving A
truck, with his hands at 10 and 2.  The nurse asks him, 'Kenny!  What
Are you doing?'

Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to Cardiff !' The
Nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving His imaginary truck and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?' Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Cardiff and I need some Rest.'

That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.' The
nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into Another
patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating Vigorously.

Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?'

To which Davo replies,


'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's in Cardiff

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: Vamps on 12 April 2008, 00:45:06

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: Big_Al on 12 April 2008, 00:46:19

Nice one :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: caolan_p on 12 April 2008, 00:50:39

kenny is watching :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: amigov6 on 12 April 2008, 01:28:48

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: maria on 12 April 2008, 08:12:06

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: Elite Pete on 12 April 2008, 08:42:56

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Life in a mental hospital
Post by: Debs. on 12 April 2008, 08:50:12

 ;D Madness!  ;D