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Title: Did you know
Post by: thewelshman on 12 April 2008, 18:29:21

Did you know, Benylin Cough medicine was invented by a Russian
doctor?

His named was Ivor Chestikov. who had a sister who was a prostitute. her name is, Onya bakyabich


Confucious said, Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.

He also said. Woman who flies upside down in aeroplane, sure to have crack up.

Same bloke says, woman who commits adultary on mountain, not on level.

And his mate states, woman who cleans cabbage and pee's peas in same pot not sanitary.

And his other mate says, woman who sits on jockeys lap, sure to have hot tip.

Title: Re: Did you know
Post by: Debs. on 12 April 2008, 18:34:35

 ;D Cheeky, but good!  ;D

Title: Re: Did you know
Post by: waspy on 12 April 2008, 18:56:23

 :y :y ;D ;D