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Title: Blonde joke
Post by: waspy on 14 April 2008, 20:10:29
A blonde is having problems with her car, so she takes it to the nearest garage, the machanic asks her to leave the car with him for a few hours. Two hours later she returns & the car's running beautifuly.
"As you can see, your cars perfect now" he says
What was wrong"? she asks.
"Just sh*t in the carburettor" he says.
"How often do i have to do that" she says.

Sorry Dame Debs  :y
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Debs. on 14 April 2008, 20:11:48
 :o Oooh-Err! :o

Tricky, but possible! (but not in an S.U!) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: prestigesec on 14 April 2008, 20:14:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Entwood on 14 April 2008, 20:37:55
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: zippo on 14 April 2008, 21:02:42
the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Vamps on 14 April 2008, 21:10:49
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Kevin Wood on 14 April 2008, 21:38:54
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o
As long as it's a downdraught.  :y

Kevin
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: zippo on 14 April 2008, 21:40:59
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o
As long as it's a downdraught.  :y

Kevin


could be a side draught i was just gob smacked ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Debs. on 14 April 2008, 21:54:07
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o

::) Ooh Mrs. Zippo.....you are awful; but I like you!  ;D
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Vamps on 14 April 2008, 23:25:27
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o

She can recognise a carb but you can not notice a hair do, shame. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: amigov6 on 15 April 2008, 19:01:02
If i remember rightly with a stromberg it's advisable to remove the diaphram first!!! 8-)
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: amigov6 on 15 April 2008, 19:03:12
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:o Oooh-Err! :o

Tricky, but possible! (but not in an S.U!) ;D ;D ;D
After a dodgy curry......just maybe.....if you were to remove the dashpot??????????????? :o
Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Debs. on 15 April 2008, 19:06:39
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If i remember rightly with a stromberg it's advisable to remove the diaphram first!!! 8-)

 :o OMG......that too! >:(

It`s blinkin` uncomfortable perched up on top of this engine......are you sure this carb.-mechanic knows what he`s talking about!  ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: War-Planner on 15 April 2008, 19:07:18
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o

::) Ooh Mrs. Zippo.....you are awful; but I like you!  ;D
;D ;D ;D     I see dame debs does dick emery inpressions as well is there no end to this girl talents      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D