Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: cam2502 on 08 August 2012, 12:41:55
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How about a bit of light hearted fun?
Rules are simple... Post a lie about the previous poster...
It can be anything you like, the more ridiculous the better
Examples..
Has been to every Barry Manilow concert in last 20 years
Has read his wife's 50 shades book in secret... Twice!
So, someone gets to have a pop at me first and so it goes on...
Have a go guys, it's just for fun :)
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30 views and no lies? Miserable gits! :D
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Cam2502 is not really Scottish and he is in fact a 12 year old keyboard warrior from London. ;D
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Mantahatch pulls condoms over his head & inflates them by breathing in through his mouth & out through his nose.
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Pete doesn't know one end of an Omega from another. In fact, he's a 17 year old boy that can't even pass his driving theory test! ::)
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Twiglet is a close personal friend of Alan partridge
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Cam wears his wife's G-string under his Kilt! ;)
Edit: That's probably true though!! :-X :D
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TiggerHayes steals his neighbours rainwater & complains cos it doesn't penetrate his Tenants wall quickly enough! ::) ;) ;D
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philrich's avatar isnt an avatar,its actually his real passport photo ;D
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Hercules is a 6 stone wimp !
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Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza
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Marks DTM Calib isnt called mark or dtm and he isnt calibrated,hes actually called lemuel and he smokes a clay pipe
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hercules actually drives a Perodua Nippa & wears Russell Harty's old pink slippers (the lovely fluffy ones :D) ;D
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Philrich drives a Renault,and is actually French. :P ;D
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Philrich drives a Renault,and is actually French. :P ;D
Bloody Monkeys.......... :-X :-X
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Essex 'Big' Al....don't make me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
5' nothing, with muscles like sparrows kneecaps :y
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terbert's an eccentric american millionaire religious nut from the bible belt .....
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MaxV6 needs to stop dieting cos he is losing too much weight!!!
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MikeDundee is on the 13th floor of Nelson Mandela house in Peckham , while pretending to be in Thailand. ;D ;D ;D
To make it authentic his answer phone message is: sucky, sucky only 2 dollar. ;D ;D ;D
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Rods2 owns an omega simply because it feels exactly the same as the tank he drives at the local army academy where he works !
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MikeDundee is on the 13th floor of Nelson Mandela house in Peckham , while pretending to be in Thailand. ;D ;D ;D
To make it authentic his answer phone message is: sucky, sucky only 2 dollar. ;D ;D ;D
Mick Dundee is taking English lessons, so everyone can understand him at Newent :y
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AA is taking lessons on how to drive faster, so he can get to Newent this year before everyone else :y :y
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Auto Addict spends most of his life cryogenically frozen, just being defrosted for the occasional round of golf or post on oof.
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Jimbob really is from the Waltons! ;)
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Jimbobs training to take on TuBy in Sumo wrestling.
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Marks DTM is bringing his model railway to Newent. ;)
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Auto addict is to be the new co host of top gear, clarkson is reportedly very happy that he has someone bigger to warm his underpants before he puts them on as Hammond just wasn't up to the job.
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Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza
OMG you have met him then lol................... :y
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'the alarming man' isn't alarming at all! In fact he is a very mild mannered old man of 85 who admittedly does have some problems, like incontinence...piles....squint in one eye, blind in 'tother....walks with a limp and a stoop, mutters to himself all the time, picks his nose, farts constantly when he walks etc. etc. ......but as said, nothing 'alarming'! ;D ;)
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Phil actually IS Rich.....
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Phil actually IS Rich.....
I certainly am! Just not in monetary terms ;D :y
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Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza
OMG you have met him then lol................... :y
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Yes Alarming , we met at a tranvestite club recently, nearly didn't recognise Mr. DTM with his blonde wig & fishnets ! ;D ;D
Bugger I wanted to keep this quiet . . . looks like our secret is out now :-[ :-[
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Essex Big Al is an abbreviation for on a friday night he likes to wear 8inch stilletoes and be called alison :D
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Vamps has just been on the 'phone...his wifey clipped his wings while he was asleep in the cellar yesterday afternoon & he's had to call in the Blood Transfusion Service to tide him over 'til his flight feathers grow back! :D ;D ;D ;)