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Title: Lies.....
Post by: cam2502 on 08 August 2012, 12:41:55
How about a bit of light hearted fun?

 Rules are simple... Post a lie about the previous poster...
It can be anything you like, the more ridiculous the better

Examples..
Has been to every Barry Manilow  concert in last 20 years
Has read his wife's 50 shades book in secret... Twice!

So, someone gets to have a pop at me first and so it goes on...

Have a go guys, it's just for fun  :)
Title: Re: Lies.....
Post by: cam2502 on 08 August 2012, 14:29:02
30 views and no lies?  Miserable gits!  :D
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Post by: mantahatch on 08 August 2012, 15:05:22
Cam2502 is not really Scottish and he is in fact a 12 year old keyboard warrior from London.  ;D
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Post by: waspy on 08 August 2012, 15:34:46
Mantahatch pulls condoms over his head & inflates them by breathing in through his mouth & out through his nose.
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Post by: twiglet on 08 August 2012, 15:37:07
Pete doesn't know one end of an Omega from another.  In fact, he's a 17 year old boy that can't even pass his driving theory test!  ::)
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Post by: cam2502 on 08 August 2012, 16:01:59
Twiglet  is a close personal friend of Alan partridge
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 August 2012, 17:04:29
Cam wears his wife's G-string under his Kilt!  ;)

Edit: That's probably true though!!  :-X  :D
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Post by: PhilRich on 08 August 2012, 19:31:24
TiggerHayes steals his neighbours rainwater & complains cos it doesn't penetrate his Tenants wall quickly enough! ::) ;) ;D
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Post by: hercules on 08 August 2012, 20:57:28
philrich's avatar isnt an avatar,its actually his real passport photo  ;D
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Post by: Big_Al on 08 August 2012, 21:00:04
Hercules is  a 6 stone wimp !
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 August 2012, 21:01:28
Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza
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Post by: hercules on 08 August 2012, 21:09:38
Marks DTM Calib isnt called mark or dtm and he isnt calibrated,hes actually called lemuel and he smokes a clay pipe
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Post by: PhilRich on 08 August 2012, 22:09:05
hercules actually drives a Perodua Nippa & wears Russell Harty's old pink slippers (the lovely fluffy ones :D) ;D
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Post by: albitz on 08 August 2012, 22:56:18
Philrich drives a Renault,and is actually French. :P ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 09 August 2012, 00:19:00
Philrich drives a Renault,and is actually French. :P ;D

Bloody Monkeys.......... :-X :-X
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Post by: Terbs on 09 August 2012, 01:05:57
Essex 'Big' Al....don't make me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
5' nothing, with muscles like sparrows kneecaps :y
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Post by: MaxV6 on 09 August 2012, 01:11:58
terbert's an eccentric american millionaire religious nut from the bible belt .....   
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Post by: MikeDundee on 09 August 2012, 02:11:45
MaxV6 needs to stop dieting cos he is losing too much weight!!!
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Post by: Rods2 on 09 August 2012, 02:46:25
MikeDundee is on the 13th floor of Nelson Mandela house in Peckham , while pretending to be in Thailand.  ;D ;D ;D

To make it authentic his answer phone message is: sucky, sucky only 2 dollar.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Big_Al on 09 August 2012, 07:27:14
Rods2  owns an omega simply because it  feels exactly the same as the  tank he drives at the local army academy where he works !
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Post by: Auto Addict on 09 August 2012, 08:24:21
MikeDundee is on the 13th floor of Nelson Mandela house in Peckham , while pretending to be in Thailand.  ;D ;D ;D

To make it authentic his answer phone message is: sucky, sucky only 2 dollar.  ;D ;D ;D

Mick Dundee is taking English lessons, so everyone can understand him at Newent :y
Title: Re: Lies.....
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 August 2012, 08:40:59
AA is taking lessons on how to drive faster, so he can get to Newent this year before everyone else :y :y
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Post by: Jimbob on 09 August 2012, 08:41:23
Auto Addict spends most of his life cryogenically frozen, just being defrosted for the occasional round of golf or post on oof.
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Post by: twiglet on 09 August 2012, 09:07:33
Jimbob really is from the Waltons!  ;)
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Post by: Auto Addict on 09 August 2012, 09:09:34
Jimbobs training to take on TuBy in Sumo wrestling.
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Post by: Auto Addict on 09 August 2012, 09:10:56
Marks DTM is bringing his model railway to Newent. ;)
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Post by: cam2502 on 09 August 2012, 11:01:54
Auto addict is to be the new co host of top gear, clarkson is reportedly very happy that he has someone bigger to warm his underpants before he puts them on as Hammond just wasn't up to the job.
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Post by: the alarming man on 09 August 2012, 11:06:38
Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza


OMG you have met him then lol................... :y
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Post by: PhilRich on 09 August 2012, 13:54:16
'the alarming man' isn't alarming at all! In fact he is a very mild mannered old man of 85 who admittedly does have some problems, like incontinence...piles....squint in one eye, blind in 'tother....walks with a limp and a stoop, mutters to himself all the time, picks his nose, farts constantly when he walks etc. etc. ......but as said, nothing 'alarming'! ;D ;)
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Post by: MaxV6 on 09 August 2012, 13:58:28
Phil actually IS Rich..... 

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Post by: PhilRich on 09 August 2012, 14:01:08
Phil actually IS Rich.....





I certainly am! Just not in monetary terms ;D :y
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Post by: Big_Al on 09 August 2012, 17:36:24
Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza


OMG you have met him then lol................... :y
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Yes Alarming , we met at a tranvestite club recently, nearly didn't recognise Mr. DTM  with his blonde wig & fishnets ! ;D ;D

Bugger I wanted to keep this quiet . . . looks like our secret is out now :-[ :-[
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Post by: hercules on 09 August 2012, 19:41:50
Essex Big Al is an abbreviation for on a friday night he likes to wear 8inch stilletoes and be called alison  :D
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Post by: PhilRich on 09 August 2012, 21:22:17
Vamps has just been on the 'phone...his wifey clipped his wings while he was asleep in the cellar yesterday afternoon  & he's had to call in the Blood Transfusion Service to tide him over 'til his flight feathers grow back! :D ;D ;D ;)