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Title: Your last meal....
Post by: cam2502 on 24 August 2012, 15:46:32

So you've been found guilty of the most heinous crime imaginable and tomorrow you are definatly, positively, absolutely 100% gonna have a private audience with he grim reaper.

So what's your last meal gonna be? I'll be generous, you can have 3 courses and one drink of your choice.

What's it to be you 'orrible little scrote?

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: martin42 on 24 August 2012, 16:53:09

meal!!!! it would be a drop dead sexy woman for me  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: cleggy on 24 August 2012, 17:06:46

1st course  Pussy  ;)

2nd course Pussy  ;)

3rd course Pussy  ;)

I think a nice bottle of Chateaux Petrus 1961`would go very nicely with that  :y :y

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: cam2502 on 24 August 2012, 17:09:03

You 'orrible lot have seen yer last woman! Now order yer grub before I order it for ya!

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 August 2012, 17:50:51

Quote from: Cleggy on 24 August 2012, 17:06:46

1st course  Pussy  ;)

2nd course Pussy  ;)

3rd course Pussy  ;)

I think a nice bottle of Chateaux Petrus 1961`would go very nicely with that  :y :y

Ooh, I say :-* :-*

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Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 August 2012, 17:58:17

F**k the nosebag, I'd demand a threesome with Susan Boyle and Ann Widdecombe. :-* :-* :-*

I'd die a happy man.  :)

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: plym ian on 24 August 2012, 18:50:56

starter I'd have dodo
main I'd have roast tyrannosaurs Rex
pudding I'd have ice cream made from ants milk

impossible so as I couldn't have my last wish they would have to let me live till they for filled my wish ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: Brikhead on 24 August 2012, 19:32:44

Quote from: Opti on 24 August 2012, 17:58:17

F**k the nosebag, I'd demand a threesome with Susan Boyle and Ann Widdecombe. :-* :-* :-*

I'd die a happy man.  :)

I was thinking of composing a reply, now I just feel sick.

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: mantahatch on 24 August 2012, 19:46:11

OK, if I had to choose it would be a bacon cheese and onion roll. Sounds simple does it not. Right it must be made in a burger van type thing so the bacon is fried on the same hot plate thing the burgers and onions are cooked on, When bacon is cooked you pile it up and put the cheese on to melt. When melted pile it all in roll and enjoy. Only rule is there must be plenty of bacon cheese and onion, skimping cannot be done on this. If you skimp it won't make you gain half a stone  ;D done right it is fantastic  :y

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 24 August 2012, 21:16:03

1st course Bumble Bee sweetbreads

2nd course Braised Swan

3rd course Tapioca

Tapioca the only real thing on the list that's real but would probably taste the worst, being reminded of school dinners yuk.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: PhilRich on 24 August 2012, 23:24:18

Quote from: SteveAvfc. on 24 August 2012, 21:16:03

1st course Bumble Bee sweetbreads

2nd course Braised Swan

3rd course Tapioca

Tapioca the only real thing on the list that's real but would probably taste the worst, being reminded of school dinners yuk.  ;D ;D

I'm afraid there's many a Polish immigranmt would disagree with you there matey! ;D ;)

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: omega3000 on 25 August 2012, 08:47:37

Fish & chips wrapped in a kebab .... no sickly afters as dont want to get fat  ::) ;D

Title: Re: Your last meal....
Post by: waspy on 25 August 2012, 19:47:02

The hottest curry available :P :P :P :P & the way my bottom would smell, the reaper wouldn't even go near me ;D :y