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Title: Facecloth
Post by: HolyCount on 19 April 2008, 10:17:34

This was sent to the missus -- and the girls will understand ....

This has to be read, laughed at and passed  on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!  I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'

 

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 April 2008, 10:22:29

 ;D

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: Andyb on 19 April 2008, 11:46:29

the wife had a dam good laugh at that m8
 :y :y

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: mars on 19 April 2008, 12:04:15

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: Elite Pete on 19 April 2008, 12:14:10

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: Entwood on 19 April 2008, 13:46:27

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: psl on 19 April 2008, 13:59:11

 :o :y

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: War-Planner on 19 April 2008, 14:35:45

 ;D ;D ;D    :y

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: Tony H on 19 April 2008, 18:26:58

 :o ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Facecloth
Post by: amigov6 on 20 April 2008, 00:19:34

Talk about going the extra mile. 10 out of 10 for presentation!!!!!! 8-)