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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 19 April 2008, 21:45:17
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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!, ye dinnae ken whit ye'll git frae it'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in the Queen's English for me, and speak slowly for Goodness sake?'
The game keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'
;D
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;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D :y
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The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in the Queen's English for me, and speak slowly for Goodness sake?'
The game keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'
;D
A sure fire way to wind up a Scott ...... "speak slowly in English" ;D
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Now, now Debs, That's racist.....................
Ken
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;D ;D ;D :y The Noo.
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The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in the Queen's English for me, and speak slowly for Goodness sake?'
The game keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'
;D
A sure fire way to wind up a Scott ...... "speak slowly in English" ;D
Hey! I resemble that last remark! :D
BTW, it was said on the local radio station the other night that some MSP wants a dictionary/translator made up of all the traditional scottish words and phrases.
E.G.
Dreich - Describing a wet night (weather wise)
Dour - Deppressing
Tumshie - Idiot
Dinnae - Don't
Ken - Know
There are a lot of other ones that spring to mind, bit ah cannae be bothered tae pit them doon, ye ken? ;D
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Who's Ken ???? ;D ;D
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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!, ye dinnae ken whit ye'll git frae it'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in the Queen's English for me, and speak slowly for Goodness sake?'
The game keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'
;D
Foo? 'Fu' - Full
Frae? 'Fae' - From
Just for future knowledge Debs! ;)
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Its all in the translation. As My Dad used to say "hon ensuit que mal eponse", roughly translated means "I honestly think I am going to be sick". Whether a certain family would agree is another matter.
Ken
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D better than mine
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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!, ye dinnae ken whit ye'll git frae it'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in the Queen's English for me, and speak slowly for Goodness sake?'
The game keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'
;D
good one debs heard very similar to that but in welsh ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Dame Debs,
Just wondering just HOW many languages do you know? ;D ;D
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Its all in the translation. As My Dad used to say "hon ensuit que mal eponse", roughly translated means "I honestly think I am going to be sick". Whether a certain family would agree is another matter.
Ken
Ahh.... so you are Ken? ;D