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Title: This will get you going
Post by: STMO123 on 12 September 2012, 10:57:11

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. .... Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!... I CANT park the ficking car! You do it you smug bastid".

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: cam2502 on 12 September 2012, 11:06:01

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: The Red Baron on 12 September 2012, 11:09:31

good one ste.  :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 12 September 2012, 11:14:46

 ::) ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 September 2012, 12:59:39

Quote from: STMO123 on 12 September 2012, 10:57:11

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. .... Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!... I CANT park the ficking car! You do it you smug bastid".

Yep. It's a well known fact..........women can't park (or drive) :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: PhilRich on 12 September 2012, 13:01:53

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That did make I larf Ste :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: omega3000 on 12 September 2012, 14:51:45

 ;D
                     

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: waspy on 12 September 2012, 17:33:16

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: ozzycat on 12 September 2012, 18:45:59

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y good one steve

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: dbug on 12 September 2012, 20:25:22

 :o :o :( :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 12 September 2012, 21:21:11

 ;D ;D ;D ;D wifeys got those parking sensor thingys for when she parks in the drive....we call them walls :o

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: stewart000 on 12 September 2012, 21:29:21

Dooooooo you guys wait till the lady members see this  :D






i like it   :D :D

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: Vamps on 12 September 2012, 22:04:31

Quote from: Opti on 12 September 2012, 12:59:39

Quote from: STMO123 on 12 September 2012, 10:57:11

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. .... Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!... I CANT park the ficking car! You do it you smug bastid".

Yep. It's a well known fact..........women can't park (or drive) :y

I won't show your comments to swmbo.....she can park a Mig anywhere though she did find the estate easier to park than the saloon....... :y :y

Driving, she is very good, frightens me sometimes though, 2 independent mechanics, friends of ours, and a car salesman - well she wanted to see what it would do, are still haunted by their passenger experiences in the passenger seat...... :D :D ::) ::) :-X :-X

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: BlueBridge on 12 September 2012, 23:28:36

(http://bblmedia.com/women_parking.gif)

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: Vamps on 13 September 2012, 00:05:13

Quote from: BlueBridge on 12 September 2012, 23:28:36

(http://bblmedia.com/women_parking.gif)

You are either stupid of very brave...... :D :D :-X

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: BlueBridge on 13 September 2012, 00:06:40

Both! ;)

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: Vamps on 13 September 2012, 00:10:24

Quote from: BlueBridge on 13 September 2012, 00:06:40

Both! ;)

Well that is you and me then...... :D :D :y

Title: Re: This will get you going
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 13 September 2012, 11:40:57

Quote from: BlueBridge on 12 September 2012, 23:28:36

(http://bblmedia.com/women_parking.gif)

sorry car on the right hand side is far too close ffs how do you expect anyone to get in there  :o :o  ;D ;D ;D ;D