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Title: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Debs. on 19 April 2008, 21:41:17

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capelli?

I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped; Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,

What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads........ ;D

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Entwood on 19 April 2008, 21:43:42

Like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

  :y :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Vamps on 19 April 2008, 21:44:06

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: amigov6 on 20 April 2008, 00:12:12

Excellent! ;D

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 April 2008, 00:15:08

 :y :y  Brilliant   :y :y

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Big Fra on 20 April 2008, 01:03:25

That is rather a good joke!

Who am I kidding?

Sh*t hot joke!

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Varche on 20 April 2008, 14:23:09

Great.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

varche

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: prestigesec on 20 April 2008, 14:36:01

Fantastic  :y :y :y

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: Tony H on 20 April 2008, 19:27:53

Class ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Italian Boy`s Confessional
Post by: maria on 20 April 2008, 21:38:13

That was class :y ;D ;D ;D ;D