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Title: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Debs. on 20 April 2008, 20:05:05

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a
slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you
like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm
still not hungry.'

'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.' ;D

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Tony H on 20 April 2008, 20:14:30

Brilliant ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: amigov6 on 20 April 2008, 20:30:29

I tried viagra once, did'nt swallow it properly & woke up with a stiff neck!!!!!!!! :D

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Debs. on 20 April 2008, 22:03:26

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I tried viagra once, did'nt swallow it properly & woke up with a stiff neck!!!!!!!! :D

;D ;D ;D ;D....... :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: maria on 21 April 2008, 20:43:49

Brilliant debs ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 21 April 2008, 21:16:14

I like that, keep em coming..   :y :y :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Entwood on 21 April 2008, 21:18:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Del Boy on 21 April 2008, 21:34:18

 ;D ;D Top class :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: thewelshman on 22 April 2008, 00:43:29

That's a cracker.  ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Markjay on 22 April 2008, 11:01:47

Good one....    ;D  :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Paulus on 22 April 2008, 12:09:59

 :D

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 April 2008, 12:16:55

I take Viagra to stop me rolling out of bed ::)

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: DaveyDavey on 22 April 2008, 12:30:27

I use Viagra eye drops, makes me look hard.......

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: mars on 22 April 2008, 21:10:43

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: Debs. on 22 April 2008, 21:12:34

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I use Viagra eye drops, makes me look hard.......

Does it give you foresight?  ;)

or, make you go cockeyed?  ::)

Title: Re: Lost Appetite....
Post by: thewelshman on 22 April 2008, 22:35:02

Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea...
it won't enhance your sexual performance...
but it will stop your biscuits going soft!!!