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Title: tailgaters
Post by: 78bex on 06 October 2012, 22:57:46
Tailgaters,........tailgaters with a death wish.
I`ll set the scene for you
Heavy traffic, small crappy roundabout, so I’m waiting for my turn to go.
Beep.......Who what where?
Beep....... a new looking fiesta is right up my chuff.
Now the driver is shouting.... "go on then - effing well move it"
Damn, did I fiddle the gear selector pass neutral into R ?
Lots of beeping & shouting now.
Oh it`s clear to go & I appear to be towing something.
I tow this fiesta for about a mile, I clearly see he`s 4 up. Set of lights coming up & I want the left filter lane. oh goody so does my new friend.
Only he`s gonna beat me to it, even if it means driving past me on the inside with 2 wheels on the pavement.  But hang on a minute the lights go to red. I’ve now got a fiesta level with my back door & perched up on the kerb. Lady gaga is now drowning out my pooch. He`s sweetly singing along to the track being played very loudly from the car inching forward.  Mr Fiesta has now got a plan B, full left lock tyres screaming & bypass me & the lights completely by driving around on the pavement.
I look at my Jack russel duffing up his teddy bear on the back seat ….I swear that dog can read my mind.
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Nickbat on 06 October 2012, 23:22:29
Tailgaters,........tailgaters with a death wish.
I`ll set the scene for you
Heavy traffic, small crappy roundabout, so I’m waiting for my turn to go.
Beep.......Who what where?
Beep....... a new looking fiesta is right up my chuff.
Now the driver is shouting.... "go on then - effing well move it"
Damn, did I fiddle the gear selector pass neutral into R ?
Lots of beeping & shouting now.
Oh it`s clear to go & I appear to be towing something.
I tow this fiesta for about a mile, I clearly see he`s 4 up. Set of lights coming up & I want the left filter lane. oh goody so does my new friend.
Only he`s gonna beat me to it, even if it means driving past me on the inside with 2 wheels on the pavement.  But hang on a minute the lights go to red. I’ve now got a fiesta level with my back door & perched up on the kerb. Lady gaga is now drowning out my pooch. He`s sweetly singing along to the track being played very loudly from the car inching forward.  Mr Fiesta has now got a plan B, full left lock tyres screaming & bypass me & the lights completely by driving around on the pavement.
I look at my Jack russel duffing up his teddy bear on the back seat ….I swear that dog can read my mind.

Good post!  :y :y

Tailgaters are my nemesis.  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: twiglet on 06 October 2012, 23:36:30
Excellent post mate.  I actually laughed out loud reading that!  :y
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: geoffr70 on 06 October 2012, 23:56:39
Another reason for selective compulsory euthanasia.
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Stallion on 07 October 2012, 00:11:50
Greatly played!!  :y
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Vamps on 07 October 2012, 00:17:43
A Jeep with a tow bar helps prevent such things, plus my, if it is not my fault attitude, bring it on... :D :D

This post takes me back the the early 90's I drove a new Mini Cooper and an ex Military Land Rover series 3, double bumpers, in Hertford, full of bankers and snobs...imho..... I noticed a completely different approach to other drivers depending on which I was driving, no one took on the Land Rover.... :D :D
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: 78bex on 07 October 2012, 00:51:56
A Jeep with a tow bar helps prevent such things, plus my, if it is not my fault attitude, bring it on... :D :D

This post takes me back the the early 90's I drove a new Mini Cooper and an ex Military Land Rover series 3, double bumpers, in Hertford, full of bankers and snobs...imho..... I noticed a completely different approach to other drivers depending on which I was driving, no one took on the Land Rover.... :D :D
I can testify to that, I once hit the back of a Mil landrover (navy flavour) The mark 4 escort I was driving at the time just crumpled on impact. 
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 07 October 2012, 05:55:18
they dont seem to like tow bars no  omegas . they keep away from mine  ;D ;D
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Del Boy on 07 October 2012, 09:52:50
That was a good Sunday morning laugh  ;D ;D. Tailgaters do, do my head in though, one of my real pet hates!
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 October 2012, 10:23:59
I've come to the conclusion that people tailgate me because they are trying to get close enough to ask me to slow down, so I respond by doing as they wish. ;)

Besides, I don't want anything in front of me that might make me brake in case retard behind doesn't have fast enough reactions. Doubly so in the Westfield, because it isn't exactly built for rear impacts, and can outbrake most things on the road.
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: TheBoy on 07 October 2012, 11:35:41
I've come to the conclusion that people tailgate me because they are trying to get close enough to ask me to slow down, so I respond by doing as they wish. ;)

Besides, I don't want anything in front of me that might make me brake in case retard behind doesn't have fast enough reactions. Doubly so in the Westfield, because it isn't exactly built for rear impacts, and can outbrake most things on the road.
If its not icy ::)

It weighs the best part of FA, and I bet you've specc'd suitable brakes, unlike the 'tard in the chavved up Saxo following an inch from bumper ;D


But on the flip side, I should be allowed RPGs to dispense with the increasing number of 'tards who drive so catastrophically slowly, when conditions dictate driving at speed limit is more than safe...
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 October 2012, 13:39:47
But on the flip side, I should be allowed RPGs to dispense with the increasing number of 'tards who drive so catastrophically slowly, when conditions dictate driving at speed limit is more than safe...

Yeah, like the Sh1troen Picasso that Ex Taxi Al and I were following on Friday night. Nice fast B road, can keep up plenty of speed along this route, I thought, because I know it's curtains if the cooling fans fire up with no alternator. No. We get stuck behind said idiot who didn't exceed 30 MPH as I'm watching the gauge creep up to 95. >:( If I see someone in a Sh1troen I know, by virtue of their choice of car, that they'll usually be trouble. :-X
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: bertie1.8vectra on 07 October 2012, 19:04:49
A lad was tailgating me yesterday through wolvo ring road...so i just slowed up a little more....We both had to stop at the lights,he was so close by this time i could not even see the driver....so i just floored it when the lights changed, covered him with a nice big black cloud of smoke..... funny though because he didnt tailgate any more...I wonder why???? ::) ::) ::) gotta love the 300tdi in the disco`s..........
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Manual Elite V6 on 07 October 2012, 19:26:57
My attitude to tailgaters is the closer they get the slower I go, they eventually get the message though it takes some of them a little while longer, the seriously hate it when there is a long line of cars coming from the opposite direction so they are unable to overtake.  ::)
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 October 2012, 19:43:23
Pity it's illegal - I would love to wire the reverse lights so I could put them on in traffic whilst I rev the engine, and turn the brake lights off with regards to tail gaters.  ::)
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: grain.ben on 07 October 2012, 20:00:30
My attitude to tailgaters is the closer they get the slower I go, they eventually get the message though it takes some of them a little while longer, the seriously hate it when there is a long line of cars coming from the opposite direction so they are unable to overtake.  ::)

Thats exactly what i do, gets right on their t**s  ::)
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: martin42 on 07 October 2012, 20:02:46
i do that and stick to the speed limit as i am in a van,which means i should do 30 in a 40 limit  :D
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: Rods2 on 07 October 2012, 21:08:02
Ditto the closer they get the slower I go and if there is a car in front of me the bigger the braking distance I leave to them.  :y

Then when it get to a higher speed limit, I accelerate quickly to that. If I'm on my motorbike, as I approach speed limit change I change down a few gears, just so they get the message, when they catch up where I'm doing the speed limit.
Title: Re: tailgaters
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 07 October 2012, 22:04:03
the funny thing about tailgaters, when they pass you if you actually do it to them they go bloody mental, which normally gets me a bollocking from wifey if she is in the car/vam ;)