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Title: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: PhilRich on 13 November 2012, 21:45:01
As per the title.....she/he/they/it/them do not show up in the Member Search or Member List and the Posts made are a bit 'off the wall'? Another OOF Admin Teaser, or am I really losing more than my eyesight :D ;D
Btw, sincere apologies if she is an actual member :-[
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Vamps on 13 November 2012, 21:47:07
As per the title.....she/he/they/it/them do not show up in the Member Search or Member List and the Posts made are a bit 'off the wall'? Another OOF Admin Teaser, or am I really losing more than my eyesight :D ;D
Btw, sincere apologies if she is an actual member :-[

Wondered myself....PTSD.......... :-\ :-\ :-\  I don't know the other Guy that is Back either, Wayne, I think.... :-\ :-\ :-[??
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: hotel21 on 13 November 2012, 22:11:55
PTSD - post traumatic stress dissorder.

Kurtz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_Now
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Vamps on 13 November 2012, 22:19:16
PTSD - post traumatic stress dissorder.
Kurtz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_Now

I know that..... :y twas a statement not a question, is this person a real member? as op question. :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Vamps on 13 November 2012, 22:20:25
As per the title.....she/he/they/it/them do not show up in the Member Search or Member List and the Posts made are a bit 'off the wall'? Another OOF Admin Teaser, or am I really losing more than my eyesight :D ;D
Btw, sincere apologies if she is an actual member :-[

They do Phil..... ::) ::) :D :P
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Entwood on 13 November 2012, 22:22:16
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=14052

Account set up today ...
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Nickbat on 13 November 2012, 22:23:58
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Vamps on 13 November 2012, 22:26:15
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

So it's not Mike Dundee then..........wrong country..... :D :D :D
Did Omega's get to Vietnam??
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: henryd on 13 November 2012, 22:27:55
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

So it's not Mike Dundee then..........wrong country..... :D :D :D
Did Omega's get to Vietnam??

They got to Cornwall so anything is possible :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: hotel21 on 13 November 2012, 22:29:08
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 November 2012, 22:38:04
I've lived in Vietnam and no I didn't see any Migs..  ::)  I did see a Peugeot 205 once though!  :)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Entwood on 13 November 2012, 22:49:19
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: hotel21 on 13 November 2012, 22:55:59
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 November 2012, 22:57:37
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

I take it you knew your way around Wanchai then?  ;)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: hotel21 on 13 November 2012, 23:00:03
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

I take it you knew your way around Wanchai then?  ;)

que???   ::) ::) ??? ;D

...to quote the oft misquoted Oliver North...

Sir, I have no clear recollection of that sir!   ;D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Entwood on 13 November 2012, 23:03:05
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 November 2012, 23:04:22
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

I take it you knew your way around Wanchai then?  ;)

que???   ::) ::) ??? ;D

...to quote the oft misquoted Oliver North...

Sir, I have no clear recollection of that sir!   ;D

....... and that's probably for the best!  ;)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: hotel21 on 13 November 2012, 23:05:10
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Entwood on 13 November 2012, 23:08:35
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 November 2012, 23:14:42
"....being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference"...."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Vamps on 13 November 2012, 23:25:03
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
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Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Entwood on 13 November 2012, 23:30:55
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
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Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a close watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!  :)  It was the joke of the squadron for a couple of weeks ... and I just had to learn to live with the "you want good time" comments ... until someone else screwed up and it became their turn .. :)
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: Vamps on 13 November 2012, 23:32:49
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
[/highlight]

Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a cl;ose watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!  :)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
Post by: ozzycat on 14 November 2012, 02:12:36
Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
[/highlight]

Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a cl;ose watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!  :)

 ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D or the gut in malter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D