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Title: The Cow
Post by: thewelshman on 28 April 2008, 18:40:16

Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
 Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the
limo hit the cow.

 Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was all right.

 'Is it all right?' asked Victoria Beckham.

 The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No ma'am, it's dead.'
 'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'

 So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he
came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.

 'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Victoria exclaimed.

 'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle of

 wine, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss and their daughter made love to me.'

 'Just what the hell did you say to them?'



 'I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow.'

Title: Re: The Cow
Post by: albitz on 28 April 2008, 18:42:10

like it  ;D ;D....she is living proof that money cant buy class.

Title: Re: The Cow
Post by: Debs. on 28 April 2008, 18:53:14

Sickening, purile and deeply-offensive!!!!!  >:(

........I`m referring to Posh!  ::)

 :y....the joke was brilliant!  ;D

Title: Re: The Cow
Post by: amigov6 on 28 April 2008, 19:54:32

Cheesy!  :D ;D

Title: Re: The Cow
Post by: Tony H on 28 April 2008, 20:56:04

 ;D :D :D

Title: Re: The Cow
Post by: dad1uk on 28 April 2008, 21:03:36

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Naughty ::) but nice :y