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Title: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 31 July 2007, 21:51:26
SWMBO's heading off for a couple of weeks to see the in-laws and I have my usual list of DIY tasks to accomplish while she's away. :(

This year's main theme is a corner unit she wants built in the hallway to house jackets and shoes. I've a design in my mind but have a problem. Basically I want to put up two triangular side frames so they meet flush with the walls and onto which I will attach the door(s) hinges. The problem is the triangular bit. How do I cut (or can I get cut) two 1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 50 inch lengths of pine that are cut at 45 degrees lengthways? I've saws aplenty (circular, mitre, everyday), but can't think of how to hold the wood to get the even cut. I also have a Bosch electric plane, but the problem I find with that is getting a good flat result (I normally end up quite a bit uneven). Anyone any ideas?  
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: razzo on 31 July 2007, 21:57:36
Hi mate a diagram or sketch may help us out but can it not be cut with a 1/2 inch Router & a 2inch profile cutter following a template ?
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 31 July 2007, 22:24:20
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SWMBO's heading off for a couple of weeks to see the in-laws and I have my usual list of DIY tasks to accomplish while she's away. :(

This year's main theme is a corner unit she wants built in the hallway to house jackets and shoes. I've a design in my mind but have a problem. Basically I want to put up two triangular side frames so they meet flush with the walls and onto which I will attach the door(s) hinges. The problem is the triangular bit. How do I cut (or can I get cut) two 1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 50 inch lengths of pine that are cut at 45 degrees lengthways? I've saws aplenty (circular, mitre, everyday), but can't think of how to hold the wood to get the even cut. I also have a Bosch electric plane, but the problem I find with that is getting a good flat result (I normally end up quite a bit uneven). Anyone any ideas?  


There is a good chippie in Blackpool called Harry Ramsdons, fish aint bad (Sorry mate)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 31 July 2007, 22:33:20
Well if it was me I would be chucking the circular down it set to a 45deg cut....remember also that you can get wood already cut to 45 deg.....its used on flat roofs for some of the edges....


And Harry Ramsdens chip shops are bloody rubbish!
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 31 July 2007, 22:40:10
What you need is a table saw with the blade tilted at 45o run your stock through and hey presto. Failing this, try a piece of 6" x 2" timber at your length, tilt your circular saw to an angle of 45o and cut a strip off the edge. The reason I suggest 6" x 2" is that you will need to have enough for the saw to sit on to get a straight cut unless you can clamp a smaller piece to your bench in some way.

When you have cut one strip, turn over the stock and cut the other side at 90o and you should have your two strips with an identical angle on each.

Best lesson I was ever taught in carpentry was, 'Keep it as long as you can for as long as you can'.
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 31 July 2007, 22:40:47
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Well if it was me I would be chucking the circular down it set to a 45deg cut....remember also that you can get wood already cut to 45 deg.....its used on flat roofs for some of the edges....


And Harry Ramsdens chip shops are bloody rubbish!

Your right there, I come from where the chippies are second to none. Yorkshire, real chips, real bread.

 :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 31 July 2007, 22:43:16
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Well if it was me I would be chucking the circular down it set to a 45deg cut....remember also that you can get wood already cut to 45 deg.....its used on flat roofs for some of the edges....


And Harry Ramsdens chip shops are bloody rubbish!

Your right there, I come from where the chippies are second to none. Yorkshire, real chips, real bread.

 :y :y :y :y

I will second that..Bloody rubbish chips.. :y
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 31 July 2007, 22:47:20
Thanks guys, I think I'll need to dust off the circular saw. My problem was securing a relatively long and thin piece of wood for the saw to bit but not vibrate. I like the idea of an oversized block, though still not easy to secure on a B&D Workmate, even with clamps.

In response to the request for a sketch I just knocked this up:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n270/v6nick/cornerunit.gif)

Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 31 July 2007, 22:50:14
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Thanks guys, I think I'll need to dust off the circular saw. My problem was securing a relatively long and thin piece of wood for the saw to bit but not vibrate. I like the idea of an oversized block, though still not easy to secure on a B&D Workmate, even with clamps.

Screw it to the bench (Workmate). It will be rock solid then.  :)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: ians on 01 August 2007, 00:04:03
You can buy arris (sp?) rail for fencing, which is the 45 degree section you want.  May be a bit big but you would likely want to plane it down anyway.  would save you the hassle of the 45 degree cut though..
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Phil on 01 August 2007, 14:49:08
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Thanks guys, I think I'll need to dust off the circular saw. My problem was securing a relatively long and thin piece of wood for the saw to bit but not vibrate. I like the idea of an oversized block, though still not easy to secure on a B&D Workmate, even with clamps.

Screw it to the bench (Workmate). It will be rock solid then.  :)

What you need to do is clamp the circular saw upside down in the work mate, this than turns it into a table saw.

Clamp a fence to the workmate to give you sometinng to work against, set the blade at 45 degs, then you can rip down any size of timber you fnacey.

Whatever you do make sure the fence doesnot run past the centre of the blade otherwise there is a risk of binding on the back cut and throwing the wood straight back at you, which without doubt will hit you square in the knackers!!

Also make sure the circular saw has the writhing knife fitted.

If your feeling flush you can buy one of these :-  Saw bench (http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cgi/561261)

Or one oth these if you own a router :- Router Table (http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cgi/DKA5000)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 16:15:00
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Thanks guys, I think I'll need to dust off the circular saw. My problem was securing a relatively long and thin piece of wood for the saw to bit but not vibrate. I like the idea of an oversized block, though still not easy to secure on a B&D Workmate, even with clamps.

Screw it to the bench (Workmate). It will be rock solid then.  :)

What you need to do is clamp the circular saw upside down in the work mate, this than turns it into a table saw.

Clamp a fence to the workmate to give you sometinng to work against, set the blade at 45 degs, then you can rip down any size of timber you fnacey.

Whatever you do make sure the fence doesnot run past the centre of the blade otherwise there is a risk of binding on the back cut and throwing the wood straight back at you, which without doubt will hit you square in the knackers!!

Also make sure the circular saw has the writhing knife fitted.

If your feeling flush you can buy one of these :-  Saw bench (http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cgi/561261)

Or one oth these if you own a router :- Router Table (http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cgi/DKA5000)

I thought that as well, the only problem as I see it is how you get the saw flush with and square to the workmate? Oh yes, safe as well. :'( :'(
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 16:44:05
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Thanks guys, I think I'll need to dust off the circular saw. My problem was securing a relatively long and thin piece of wood for the saw to bit but not vibrate. I like the idea of an oversized block, though still not easy to secure on a B&D Workmate, even with clamps.

Screw it to the bench (Workmate). It will be rock solid then.  :)

What you need to do is clamp the circular saw upside down in the work mate, this than turns it into a table saw.

Clamp a fence to the workmate to give you sometinng to work against, set the blade at 45 degs, then you can rip down any size of timber you fnacey.

Whatever you do make sure the fence doesnot run past the centre of the blade otherwise there is a risk of binding on the back cut and throwing the wood straight back at you, which without doubt will hit you square in the knackers!!

Also make sure the circular saw has the writhing knife fitted.

If your feeling flush you can buy one of these :-  Saw bench (http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cgi/561261)

Or one oth these if you own a router :- Router Table (http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cgi/DKA5000)

I can see what you're getting at, but what sort of fence did you have in mind...and what is a writhing knife? :-?

Remember you're dealing with a thicko here! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 16:53:28
The fence just needs to be a piece of stock clamped to the bench parallel to the blade in it's upright position and at 90o to the bench .

The 'writhing' knife also called a riving knife is the curved 'finger' that protrudes behind the blade when the guard lifts when you run the saw through the timber. Here  (http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/wis16.pdf)is a really good health and safety fact sheet that should put you straight.

Oh, and I also found this (http://diydata.com/tool/saw/circularsaw.php) which will tell you loads more about circular saws.

Take it carefully.
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 17:05:49
Thanks mate. Got to be honest and say I'm not that confident in turning the circular saw upside down and using it as a table saw. I mean it's a great idea, don't get me wrong, it's just that the thought of doing that (and I'm on my own here at the moment so no helping steadying hands available) makes me feel a bit uneasy.  :-/
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 17:25:13
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Thanks mate. Got to be honest and say I'm not that confident in turning the circular saw upside down and using it as a table saw. I mean it's a great idea, don't get me wrong, it's just that the thought of doing that (and I'm on my own here at the moment so no helping steadying hands available) makes me feel a bit uneasy.  :-/

I think you're probably right. I have a router/saw bench which is designed to have a circular saw fitted upside down but it was sucha PITA that I went and bought a proper table saw.

Try ripping a wider piece of stock with the blade set at 45o with the saw the right way up. Use the edge guide that came with the saw to keep the cut parallel to the edge. Take it slowly and you should be fine. If you can, practice on an old piece of timber first to get the 'feel' for it and to set the saw up to the correct dimensions for what you want to acheive.

At the end of the day, it may be a lot quicker and probably cheaper to go an have a piece cut at the local timber merchant but it is a great feeling, knowing that you have built it yourself from scratch.

Good luck. :)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 17:28:17
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Thanks mate. Got to be honest and say I'm not that confident in turning the circular saw upside down and using it as a table saw. I mean it's a great idea, don't get me wrong, it's just that the thought of doing that (and I'm on my own here at the moment so no helping steadying hands available) makes me feel a bit uneasy.  :-/

I think you're probably right. I have a router/saw bench which is designed to have a circular saw fitted upside down but it was sucha PITA that I went and bought a proper table saw.

Try ripping a wider piece of stock with the blade set at 45o with the saw the right way up. Use the edge guide that came with the saw to keep the cut parallel to the edge. Take it slowly and you should be fine. If you can, practice on an old piece of timber first to get the 'feel' for it and to set the saw up to the correct dimensions for what you want to acheive.

At the end of the day, it may be a lot quicker and probably cheaper to go an have a piece cut at the local timber merchant but it is a great feeling, knowing that you have built it yourself from scratch.
Good luck. :)

Then sit back and have a bag of chips

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Chopsdad on 01 August 2007, 20:35:52
Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 20:56:00
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 21:00:00
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 21:04:56
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top job

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 21:11:14
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 21:25:06
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 21:27:11
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

They sound a right load of sharks


Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 21:27:18
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Theres a lot of sharks about.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 21:28:40
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Theres a lot of sharks about.. ;D ;D ;D

A bit slow there Russ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 21:31:56
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Theres a lot of sharks about.. ;D ;D ;D

I'll probably do it myself and have a whale of a time. OK, I might make a few mistakes and have to use a few fillets, but you'lll all end up saying"Holy Mackerel", Nickbat did it!
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 21:34:43
Your better off doing it yourself because ther are a few Clowns out there but also some good ones that desrve an Oscar.. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 21:37:26
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Your better off doing it yourself because ther are a few Clowns out there but also some good ones that desrve an Oscar.. ;D ;D

OK, Spongebob, I've heard of a Clown fish, but is there really an Oscar fish? I won't rise to that bait!!
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 21:39:31
I'm sorry, I must be hard of herring as I thought this thread was about joinery?
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 21:41:28
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I'm sorry, I must be hard of herring as I thought this thread was about joinery?

You're right, golfbuddy, this WAS about joinery, but I've been done up like a kipper!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 21:41:58
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Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD... ;D ;D

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 ;D ;D ;D

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Theres a lot of sharks about.. ;D ;D ;D

I'll probably do it myself and have a whale of a time. OK, I might make a few mistakes and have to use a few fillets, but you'lll all end up saying"Holy Mackerel", Nickbat did it!

They would say you was a real star finishing it yourself

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 21:44:44
Make sure the chippie is the real McKoi.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 21:48:17
After I've done the cupboard, I'm going to fix a turbo to my Omega.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 21:55:16
OK, so now I've had a few (!) beers, let's get back to the cupboard. I suddenly feel more confident about turning my circular saw upside down and having a go....

Back in a minute... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 21:56:44
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OK, so now I've had a few (!) beers, let's get back to the cupboard. I suddenly feel more confident about turning my circular saw upside down and having a go....

Back in a minute... ;D ;D ;D

Fingerless  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 21:57:53
Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 21:57:58
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I'm sorry, I must be hard of herring as I thought this thread was about joinery?

You're right, golfbuddy, this WAS about joinery, but I've been done up like a kipper!  ;D ;D ;D

Well your missus will be carping on at you if you don't get that cupboard finished. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:00:24
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Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish.. ;D ;D ;D

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 ;D ;D ;D

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:01:55
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Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish.. ;D ;D ;D

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 ;D ;D ;D

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I like Topics nice with a cup of tea.. ;D
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Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:03:38
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Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish.. ;D ;D ;D

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 ;D ;D ;D

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I like Topics nice with a cup of tea.. ;D

This thread is becoming a bit of a Marathon.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:04:24
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Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish.. ;D ;D ;D

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 ;D ;D ;D

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I like Topics nice with a cup of tea.. ;D

Especially the hazel nuts, remember the advert with I think was supposed to be a termite

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:06:06
I know a good Chippie..

Guppie and Son best carpenter this side of the Milky Way.. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:06:16
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Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish.. ;D ;D ;D

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 ;D ;D ;D

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies


I called out to SWMBO "Be an angel, fish out that circular saw". Then I realised she wasn't here and I can't be a**ed to get it myself.
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:06:55
How the hell did this go from helping him with his shelves to a bloody chocolate bar

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:08:24
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I know a good Chippie..

Guppie and Son best carpenter this side of the Milky Way.. ;D ;D

Of course, if he can't be bothered to drive to the timber merchant he could always take a Double Decker.
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:08:28
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How the hell did this go from helping him with his shelves to a bloody chocolate bar

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You said lets have another TOPIC... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:08:29
Crikey, I missed that change of tack. I was having a break.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:12:05
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Crikey, I missed that change of tack. I was having a break.  ;D ;D ;D

Go on, not a kit kat,

God I am off to bed, this is making my mind go all curly wirly

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:12:59
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How the hell did this go from helping him with his shelves to a bloody chocolate bar

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

A bloody chocolate bar. Mmm, you want to patent that, Miggy. (Is it a full moon tonight?)  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:14:26
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How the hell did this go from helping him with his shelves to a bloody chocolate bar

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

A bloody chocolate bar. Mmm, you want to patent that, Miggy. (Is it a full moon tonight?)  ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: CaptainZok on 01 August 2007, 22:15:07
All together.
"What's got a hazelnut in every bite?"








"Squirrel shit."  ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:17:41
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All together.
"What's got a hazelnut in every bite?"








"Squirrel shit."  ;D

Nuts oh hazel nuts, cadburys take them and cover them in chocolate/

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:17:57
You'll never believe what I've just found. Have a look at this (http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/aaasmt/index.php/url_indprod/xlc_154/Cadburys%20Chocolate%20Fish.html).

Spooky. ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:18:52
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Crikey, I missed that change of tack. I was having a break.  ;D ;D ;D

Go on, not a kit kat,

God I am off to bed, this is making my mind go all curly wirly

 ;D ;D

If your off to bed Miggy, Im going for a Picnic with a Turkish Delight.. ;D ;D

I might get a Wanut Whip if im lucky.. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:19:20
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You'll never believe what I've just found. Have a look at this (http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/aaasmt/index.php/url_indprod/xlc_154/Cadburys%20Chocolate%20Fish.html).

Spooky. ;D

Well, I cannot belive that

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:20:51
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Crikey, I missed that change of tack. I was having a break.  ;D ;D ;D

Go on, not a kit kat,

God I am off to bed, this is making my mind go all curly wirly

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If your off to bed Miggy, Im going for a Picnic with a Turkish Delight.. ;D ;D

I might get a Wanut Whip if im lucky.. ;D ;D

I did not know you were into whips, lets not go there

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:22:44
 ;D ;D ;D

Golfbuddy your a Smartie.. :y
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:24:32
What about my f***ing cupboard???  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great thread drift, though!!  :y
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:25:59
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What about my f***ing cupboard???  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great thread drift, though!!  :y

Have another beer and phone a chippie in the morning.. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:26:22
If the admins decided only posts directly related to Omegas would count, we'd all be newbies!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:26:28
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What about my f***ing cupboard???  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great thread drift, though!!  :y

How long have you got to do this cupboard, SHMBO will have a fit with you when she finds out you have been on here and not done her work list.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:27:44
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;D ;D ;D

Golfbuddy your a Smartie.. :y

Give me a few minutes and I will come up with an instant and witty reply. :-/
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:27:46
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What about my f***ing cupboard???  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great thread drift, though!!  :y

How long have you got to do this cupboard, SHMBO will have a fit with you when she finds out you have been on here and not done her work list.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Two weeks, Miggy. Even I could manage that........well, maybe.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:28:33
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If the admins decided only posts directly related to Omegas would count, we'd all be newbies!!!  ;D ;D ;D

They would not do that would they, oh yes, remember the oil thread.

 :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:30:09
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;D ;D ;D

Golfbuddy your a Smartie.. :y

Give me a few minutes and I will come up with an instant and witty reply. :-/

Is that not an ice cream, oh no its instant coffee and Mr whippy

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:31:17
They will be banning chippie and chocolate bar threads next... :D

Please dont remove my posts i need as many as i can..

Im building a fence.. ;D..Which brings us back to chippies.. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:31:33
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If the admins decided only posts directly related to Omegas would count, we'd all be newbies!!!  ;D ;D ;D

They would not do that would they, oh yes, remember the oil thread.

 :( :( :( :(

Don't mention the oil thread. You want to end up wearing a concrete overcoat or something?  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:32:54
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They will be banning chippie and chocolate bar threads next... :D

Please dont remove my posts i need as many as i can..

Im building a fence.. ;D..Which brings us back to chippies.. ;D ;D

I cannot handle this, I am going for a ciggy

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:37:21
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If the admins decided only posts directly related to Omegas would count, we'd all be newbies!!!  ;D ;D ;D

They would not do that would they, oh yes, remember the oil thread.

 :( :( :( :(

Don't mention the oil thread. You want to end up wearing a concrete overcoat or something?  ;D ;)


..or waking up next to a horse's head??

I can feel this thread drifting further.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:40:07
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If the admins decided only posts directly related to Omegas would count, we'd all be newbies!!!  ;D ;D ;D

They would not do that would they, oh yes, remember the oil thread.

 :( :( :( :(

Don't mention the oil thread. You want to end up wearing a concrete overcoat or something?  ;D ;)


..or waking up next to a horse's head??

I can feel this thread drifting further.  ::) ::) ::)

If you don't stop this they may make you an offer you can't refuse. :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:42:50
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If the admins decided only posts directly related to Omegas would count, we'd all be newbies!!!  ;D ;D ;D

They would not do that would they, oh yes, remember the oil thread.

 :( :( :( :(

Don't mention the oil thread. You want to end up wearing a concrete overcoat or something?  ;D ;)


..or waking up next to a horse's head??

I can feel this thread drifting further.  ::) ::) ::)

If you don't stop this they may make you an offer you can't refuse. :-[ :-[ :-[

I think I'm about to get summoned to TB's study. I won't dob the rest of you in....  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:44:17
And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:45:17
Does he think theres something fishy going on then.. ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:46:16
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:47:00
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Does he think theres something fishy going on then.. ;D

I thought I smelt something.

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:48:05
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here we go again.. :o

Whats this Harry Ramsden Plaice then.. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:49:20
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here we go again.. :o

Whats this Harry Ramsden Plaice then.. ;D ;D

Have you seen the new topics since this started.... None
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:54:43
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're gonna take the wrap for this one then, Miggy?  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:57:14
I think I meant rap, rather than wrap. It's all this talk about takeaways. It's done my head in. Mind you, the Carlsberg hasn't helped.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 22:57:29
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're gonna take the wrap for this one then, Miggy?  ;D ;)

Good old admins, they do a cracking job dont they, keeping this forum going.

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 August 2007, 22:59:16
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're gonna take the wrap for this one then, Miggy?  ;D ;)

Good old admins, they do a cracking job dont they, keeping this forum going.

Darn right. In the sea of life, they ARE the Great Whites.  ;) ;D

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 August 2007, 22:59:48
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I think I meant rap, rather than wrap. It's all this talk about takeaways. It's done my head in. Mind you, the Carlsberg hasn't helped.  ;D ;D

Who is this Carlsberg then.? His he a German chippie.. ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 August 2007, 22:59:55
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're gonna take the wrap for this one then, Miggy?  ;D ;)

Good old admins, they do a cracking job dont they, keeping this forum going.

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Well done! For a minute I thought they had docked you some posts.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: miggy on 01 August 2007, 23:02:13
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And in any case. Marks DTM started it by mentioning bloody Harry Ramsdens and he's an administrator. :) :)

I think you will find I mentioned Harry ramsdons, S*IT, should have kept my mouth shut.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You started this with your BLOODY shelves, I bet there bloody now, as you have been driving the saw with beer in you.
This is your fault, you should have called it, help me with my shelves.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're gonna take the wrap for this one then, Miggy?  ;D ;)

Good old admins, they do a cracking job dont they, keeping this forum going.

Darn right. In the sea of life, they ARE the Great Whites.  ;) ;D

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Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: phil her up on 02 August 2007, 01:09:18
You could use some PIRANA pine for the cupboard & if youve any left over how about a new PERCH for the PARROT, also what sort of CATCH will you be using? oh & make sure the HAMMERHEAD is not damaged,you dont want the cupboard too big so you may have to SCALE it down a bitI,if you give up & ring a chippie after trawling through the yellow pages make sure hes city & GILLS quallified or you will be drowning your sorrows & making a rod for your own back.   ( I know I know, but it is late :-[ )
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 01 May 2008, 18:58:24
Just feeling a little nostalgic and a tiny bit hungry.  ::)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 20:06:23
I suddenly feel very old ......   :(

 ;) ;)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 01 May 2008, 20:44:47
Wasn't the corner cupboard last year's project? Looked damned good to me. Has she got bored with it already?

Kevin
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Vamps on 01 May 2008, 20:51:04
Caught me out. :) :) :)
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 01 May 2008, 20:53:41
Ah, so it was last year's project. :-[

Kevin
Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Nickbat on 01 May 2008, 21:52:17
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Just feeling a little nostalgic and a tiny bit hungry.  ::)

Yes, those were the heady days of August 2007, when petrol was cheap as chips and you'd trip over the mortgage offers on your doormat each morning...

Meanwhile my OOF threads in those days were, how can I put this? Well, "aquatic" springs to mind (and "banal"!). ;D

Cheers for digging this one up, Martin!  :y :y

Nick

PS The cupboard is still standing!  ;)


Title: Re: Any chippies out there?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 May 2008, 21:55:57
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Just feeling a little nostalgic and a tiny bit hungry.  ::)

Yes, those were the heady days of August 2007, when petrol was cheap as chips and you'd trip over the mortgage offers on your doormat each morning...

Meanwhile my OOF threads in those days were, how can I put this? Well, "aquatic" springs to mind (and "banal"!). ;D

Cheers for digging this one up, Martin!  :y :y

Nick

PS The cupboard is still standing!  ;)



Seems a life time ago this thread.. ;)