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Title: Old is when
Post by: thewelshman on 01 May 2008, 00:53:41

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 01:10:51

 ;D ;D.......not quite in that territory yet ,but it might not be far away ;D

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: file28 on 01 May 2008, 01:16:21

Old is when
Today at 00:53
many a true word said in jest ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: HolyCount on 01 May 2008, 08:10:11

That last one sounds familiar  :-/

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 09:13:45

 :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: STMO123 on 01 May 2008, 09:47:45

Hmmm......a couple of those seem very familiar :(

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: prestigesec on 01 May 2008, 10:57:50

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: bob.dent on 01 May 2008, 15:45:45

and a few more.........

"OLD" IS WHEN...you have to be careful stretching in the morning in case you pull a muscle
"OLD" IS WHEN...you're on first name terms with your doctor
"OLD" IS WHEN... you're on first name terms with the pharmacist at the prescriptions counter
"OLD" IS WHEN...you polish your head instead of your shoes
"OLD" IS WHEN...you really do want to go straight to bed after a night out with the missus.....to sleep!!
"OLD" IS WHEN...it hurts getting out of bed in the morning
"OLD" IS WHEN...you doze off whenever you sit down

Starting to notice one or two of these thing myself these days!! ::) :-/

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: HolyCount on 01 May 2008, 15:48:43

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and a few more.........

"OLD" IS WHEN...you have to be careful stretching in the morning in case you pull a muscle
"OLD" IS WHEN...you're on first name terms with your doctor
"OLD" IS WHEN... you're on first name terms with the pharmacist at the prescriptions counter
"OLD" IS WHEN...you polish your head instead of your shoes
"OLD" IS WHEN...you really do want to go straight to bed after a night out with the missus.....to sleep!!
"OLD" IS WHEN...it hurts getting out of bed in the morning
"OLD" IS WHEN...you doze off whenever you sit down

Starting to notice one or two of these thing myself these days!! ::) :-/

think I am beyond saving ---- downhill all the way now  :-/

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: amigov6 on 01 May 2008, 22:32:16

Some of the above + When
    A broad mind & a narrow waist swap places!!!!!! :D

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: Debs. on 01 May 2008, 22:35:57

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Some of the above + When
   A broad mind & a narrow waist swap places!!!!!! :D

 ;D Like that!....`going-in Debs` big joke book.  :y

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: vauxnut1 on 02 May 2008, 07:34:02

Lol ........... like it !!!!! ;D

Title: Re: Old is when
Post by: Biggun on 02 May 2008, 08:06:45

Been there a few years now ;D