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Title: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Terbs on 18 December 2012, 20:32:19
Christine.....How do you spell Walsh.
Me.....W.A.L.S.H
Christine......It doesn't fit. I know the other answers are right...
Me.... what are you after
Christine........Walsh, as in Bradley Walsh
Me.....W.A.L.S.H
Christine......No it can't be, it doesn't fit....
Me......What is the clue
Christine.......Who won the Tour De France
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Don't you just love her  :y
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Andy B on 18 December 2012, 20:36:41
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Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: pauls on 18 December 2012, 20:45:55
Bless......
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2012, 20:48:39
Clearly runs in the family, another terbert..... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: cleggy on 18 December 2012, 21:06:19
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: TheBoy on 18 December 2012, 21:11:55
Clearly runs in the family, another terbert..... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I was going to keep quiet....   ....but you hit the nail  :-X

;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: ozzycat on 18 December 2012, 22:16:21
 :y :y :y more to be pityed than scolded :o :o :o
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: PhilRich on 18 December 2012, 22:20:34
Never mind terbert, just console yourself that 'Great minds think alike'!  ::) :y
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: grain.ben on 18 December 2012, 22:21:37
Clearly runs in the family, another terbert..... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I was going to keep quiet....   ....but you hit the nail  :-X

;D

  ;D ;D                     :-X
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: YZ250 on 18 December 2012, 22:37:53
Clearly runs in the family, another terbert..... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I was going to keep quiet....   ....but you hit the nail  :-X

;D

You're really not helping you're case here Tony.  :o :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Terbs on 18 December 2012, 22:55:52
Alan....one can only state the truth :y

I could put a few other things down, but everyone would think we are daft here ;)
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2012, 22:57:22
Alan....one can only state the truth :y

I could put a few other things down, but everyone would think we are daft here ;)

Never in this world........... :-X :-X :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Terbs on 18 December 2012, 23:08:42
A saying comes to mind....something about digging, and hole ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mike, I could have you laughing till you dropped about things that have happened here ;D ;D ;D

Did I ever tell you about the Dustbin powder....ah, that's another story ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2012, 23:31:12
A saying comes to mind....something about digging, and hole ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mike, I could have you laughing till you dropped about things that have happened here ;D ;D ;D

Did I ever tell you about the Dustbin powder....ah, that's another story ;D ;D ;D

Apparently I am quite good at that, so I am told by friends, family and work colleagues - can't really see it myself.... ::) ::) ::)  it's all about having a laugh as much as you can, in my book, but hopefully not offending anyone while you do it - well may be some..... :-X :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dustbin - my sister when younger, takes it all in.... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Terbs on 18 December 2012, 23:41:43
Or about when swmbo had her carpal tunnels done...both at the same time.......
I had to do everything for her, and I mean everything :o :o :o :o
I can strip a woman in 5 seconds flat.....but have you ever tried to dress one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: the alarming man on 19 December 2012, 00:34:54
5 second flat.....blimey takes you that long ?? :y..
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: ozzycat on 19 December 2012, 00:45:16
Alan....one can only state the truth :y

I could put a few other things down, but everyone would think we are daft here ;)

Never in this world........... :-X :-X :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
;D ;D what ever makes you thin that :y :y :y
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Gaffers on 19 December 2012, 00:57:32
I thought opposites attract.......another myth busted! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: ozzycat on 19 December 2012, 02:16:40
I thought opposites attract.......another myth busted! ;D ;D
never mind guffer these things somtimes nappen :y :y
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Andy B on 19 December 2012, 13:26:47
Or about when swmbo had her carpal tunnels done...both at the same time.......
I had to do everything for her, and I mean everything :o :o :o :o
I can strip a woman in 5 seconds flat.....but have you ever tried to dress one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Terbs on 19 December 2012, 15:05:06
To be honest fellas, I know my misfortunes are a laugh, and I don't have any objection at all :y

But..........I am seriously a bit worried, given that mum has got altzeimers......not sure if I should go to the quack. Its happening too often.

This morning we had to take Chris's mum to Wycombe hospital for an operation. After we left her there, Chris says she wants to go to Tesco at Loudwater to finish the Christmas shopping. So I says ok, and we set off down the A40. As we get near B&Q's there are notices up about a sale. Also a big notice saying Hand Car Wash. So I say to her, I want the car washed, its filthy, still covered in Dorsets dirt. We could have a look in B&Q and see whats in the sale. So I signal left, but the traffic lights change to red so we stop. When they turn green, I pull off, cancel the signal, and go straight over. She says, what are you doing. I said 'Think about it'. She says 'What'......I say...'We are in the wrong friggin' car....we are in the blue one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: YZ250 on 19 December 2012, 16:25:34
To be honest fellas, I know my misfortunes are a laugh, and I don't have any objection at all :y

But..........I am seriously a bit worried, given that mum has got altzeimers......not sure if I should go to the quack. Its happening too often.

This morning we had to take Chris's mum to Wycombe hospital for an operation. After we left her there, Chris says she wants to go to Tesco at Loudwater to finish the Christmas shopping. So I says ok, and we set off down the A40. As we get near B&Q's there are notices up about a sale. Also a big notice saying Hand Car Wash. So I say to her, I want the car washed, its filthy, still covered in Dorsets dirt. We could have a look in B&Q and see whats in the sale. So I signal left, but the traffic lights change to red so we stop. When they turn green, I pull off, cancel the signal, and go straight over. She says, what are you doing. I said 'Think about it'. She says 'What'......I say...'We are in the wrong friggin' car....we are in the blue one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

We all get forgetful in time, we all go upstairs and forget what we went up for and we probably all confuse the controls in one car for another when we have multiple vehicles in the family and it's easy to forget which one we're in. I'm constantly trying to operate the idrive on the centre console in the Omega.   :) If its general stuff we can laugh about it but it is annoying as well. Obviously an additional worry for you with your mum being how she is but I'm sure it's fairly normal to have a 'funny' moment now and again.  :y
I mean, after all, I once read about some bloke who spent several days operating his wiper stalk thinking that it was his...................nah, we won't go there.  ;) ;) ;D ;D

Sorry Tony, couldn't resist that one. No offence intended and I'm sure you're fine. It's when you forget to come on here that we'll worry.  :y
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: omega3000 on 19 December 2012, 17:39:23
To be honest fellas, I know my misfortunes are a laugh, and I don't have any objection at all :y

But..........I am seriously a bit worried, given that mum has got altzeimers......not sure if I should go to the quack. Its happening too often.

This morning we had to take Chris's mum to Wycombe hospital for an operation. After we left her there, Chris says she wants to go to Tesco at Loudwater to finish the Christmas shopping. So I says ok, and we set off down the A40. As we get near B&Q's there are notices up about a sale. Also a big notice saying Hand Car Wash. So I say to her, I want the car washed, its filthy, still covered in Dorsets dirt. We could have a look in B&Q and see whats in the sale. So I signal left, but the traffic lights change to red so we stop. When they turn green, I pull off, cancel the signal, and go straight over. She says, what are you doing. I said 'Think about it'. She says 'What'......I say...'We are in the wrong friggin' car....we are in the blue one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

We all get forgetful in time, we all go upstairs and forget what we went up for and we probably all confuse the controls in one car for another when we have multiple vehicles in the family and it's easy to forget which one we're in. I'm constantly trying to operate the idrive on the centre console in the Omega.   :) If its general stuff we can laugh about it but it is annoying as well. Obviously an additional worry for you with your mum being how she is but I'm sure it's fairly normal to have a 'funny' moment now and again.  :y
I mean, after all, I once read about some bloke who spent several days operating his wiper stalk thinking that it was his...................nah, we won't go there.  ;) ;) ;D ;D

Sorry Tony, couldn't resist that one. No offence intended and I'm sure you're fine. It's when you forget to come on here that we'll worry.  :y

Aye , like trying to brake with a non existing foot brake on a mobility scooter  :-X Luckily it was at 2 mph  :D
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 December 2012, 17:58:45
I will keep quiet on this thread! :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Sits down and sighs...
Post by: Vamps on 19 December 2012, 22:41:14
I will keep quiet on this thread! :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X

 :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X ::) :-* :-*