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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 01 May 2008, 21:43:46
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Has anyone been watchin it?
Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o
But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?
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Has anyone been watchin it?
Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o
But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?
::) In a way, it is; `blokes trekkin`to the loo all night keeps us awake! ;D
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Has anyone been watchin it?
Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o
But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?
::) In a way, it is; `blokes trekkin`to the loo all night keeps us awake! ;D
What you like ;D ;D ;D
See what i do is P*** on Denise's side of the bed, then in the morning she thinks she's done it ;D
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Has anyone been watchin it?
Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o
But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?
::) In a way, it is; `blokes trekkin`to the loo all night keeps us awake! ;D
What you like ;D ;D ;D
See what i do is P*** on Denise's side of the bed, then in the morning she thinks she's done it ;D
LMFHO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D you should be on the stage fella :y
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D
I think I mite actually give that a go.
NOT! :o
I like my giblets in their curent location thank you.
You speaking from experience loo-knee?
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D
Aggggghhhh!! That's horrible! :o :o :o This thread has definately degenerated from embarrassing issues to pure beastly thoughts!! Trust you men to do this to get away from anything to do with medical issues!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D
:o Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!! :-[
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At least I still have all my faculties 8-)
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At least I still have all my faculties 8-)
I have all mine too --- but I can't remember what to do with them :-[
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I have all mine too --- but I can't remember what to do with them :-[
;D ....or where you left them? ;D
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I suppose that showing a 'Digital' examination makes for better television that the alternative (and more comfortable by far) PSA blood test for possible Prostate malfunction
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
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It's worth it
Prostate Cancer is the 2nd biggest killer of men after lung cancer (& that is declining as more give up smoking)
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
what does that involve and how do you get it done?
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
...I`m no-expert but `willing to help: :y `have some free gloves (and oil if needed) from the petrol station and will give it my best shot; now, bend over and think of England! ;D ;D ;D
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
...I`m no-expert but `willing to help: :y `have some free gloves (and oil if needed) from the petrol station and will give it my best shot; now, bend over and think of England! ;D ;D ;D
It'd be the one job that I don't get half way through and think "Damn. Forgot the latex gloves!"
;D
Kevin
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
...I`m no-expert but `willing to help: :y `have some free gloves (and oil if needed) from the petrol station and will give it my best shot; now, bend over and think of England! ;D ;D ;D
ooh er nurse,... :o ;D ;D
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
what does that involve and how do you get it done?
it can be checked for enlargment ,by a gloved finger :-[ (hopefully with a doctor connected to the finger) and a blood test to check for the big c.
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
Due to a slightly different 16 year past history I have a cystoscopy every 6 months and a manual prostate check annually. :(
NOT fun in any way, shape, or form, but the 5 minutes of discomfort is far, far better than the other alternative... which involves "pushing up daisies" - and then who would drive my miggy :(
I plead with all the blokes ... do these checks.. and if you have doubts.. seek advice ... it can and does matter.
Sorry for suddenly going all serious on you ... but it's a subject close to my heart (well about 2 foot lower if you want to be pedantic !!! )
:-/ :-/ :-/
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
...I`m no-expert but `willing to help: :y `have some free gloves (and oil if needed) from the petrol station and will give it my best shot; now, bend over and think of England! ;D ;D ;D
It'd be the one job that I don't get half way through and think "Damn. Forgot the latex gloves!"
;D
Kevin
Marigolds!!!
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
what does that involve and how do you get it done?
it can be checked for enlargment ,by a gloved finger :-[ (hopefully with a doctor connected to the finger) and a blood test to check for the big c.
;D Do I count?.....Oh! a 'medical' Doctor! ;D
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..but there is no automatic screening program like women have for cervical cancer is there? I assume it is a question of harrassing your GP then?
Joking aside, I agree it is not something to look forward too, but the peace of mind (hopefully) is well worth it.
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I suppose that showing a 'Digital' examination makes for better television that the alternative (and more comfortable by far) PSA blood test for possible Prostate malfunction
So what is what then - I didn't see the programme
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this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
what does that involve and how do you get it done?
it can be checked for enlargment ,by a gloved finger :-[ (hopefully with a doctor connected to the finger) and a blood test to check for the big c.
;D Do I count?.....Oh! a 'medical' Doctor! ;D
answer deleted.note to self,think before you type. :-[
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answer deleted.note to self,think before you type. :-[
;) No problem here Albitz; no-offense/insult `meant or taken. :y
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With Cancer being such a problem I don't think there is enough check ups on it.
I watched the program and the male doctor had card board cut outs of both a man and a women, and asked several men passers by to put a small red sticker where they think the Prostrate Gland is..... several had no clue as to where it was, a few thought that it was on a women!!... have a look at the link below.
http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/prostate-cancer
Women going for Mamograms doesn't seem often enough... Look at the Celebs...Gerri, Kylie, Anastasicia and thousands of everyday women that don't get splashed across the news. Those three Celeb women are all under 50 yrs old, which I think is the age that Mamograms Checks start at.
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answer deleted.note to self,think before you type. :-[
;) No problem here Albitz; no-offense/insult `meant or taken. :y
thankyou debs,i thought afterwards that i may have gone a little too far.its sometimes easy to forget on here that you are talking to people you havent met. anyway im glad i havent caused offence. :)