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Title: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:13:42
He's fitting a new screen in the wife's car. Arrived at 12:50, all the trim, wipers, scuttle, interior mirror with wiring for rain sensor, etc off and old screen out already. 20 mins.....good going. Looks like I may have got a good 'un. I will report his progress.
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:29:19
New screen beaded, mastic applied and in. I thought this would take much longer. I won't count my chickens just yet. :)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 January 2013, 13:31:38
No interior trim removed?

Old screen taken out with a knife and not a cheese wire?

Chisel on the old bonding?

Yeh, great job, I bet they even leave bits of masking tape at the corners when finished to keep it in place!

Did you know that car manufacturers wont cover corrosion warranty on that area of the car after a screen change and particularly if not done to manufacturers guidelines (they never are!)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:35:44
He has done evrything he is supposed to do, as far as I can see peeping through the blinds  ;D
I just didn't bother listing the little bits as I didn't know you were online to critisize the poor lad.

He'sgot a big hammer and chisel out now ::)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 January 2013, 13:38:28
There all bodge merchants in the glass trade, just you wait until he gets your wifes undies out the glove box
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 January 2013, 13:40:49
There all bodge merchants in the glass trade, just you wait until he gets your wifes undies out the glove box

Lets hope he dosn't find Wife's lovers boxers in the glovebox!!!  :-X  ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 January 2013, 13:41:57
There all bodge merchants in the glass trade, just you wait until he gets your wifes undies out the glove box

Lets hope he dosn't find Wife's lovers boxers in the glovebox!!!  :-X  ;D

I think Elite Pete had lost a pair
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:42:21
There all bodge merchants in the glass trade, just you wait until he gets your wifes undies out the glove box
;
So cynical at such a young age Mark. You'll end up like me if you're not careful, lad.  ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:44:43
Anyway...back to matter in hand. All the trim back on and he's filled the sensor with very runny stuff which will take a while to reach the desired consistency....apparently.
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:45:45
There all bodge merchants in the glass trade, just you wait until he gets your wifes undies out the glove box

Lets hope he dosn't find Wife's lovers boxers in the glovebox!!!  :-X  ;D

I think Elite Pete had lost a pair
He never had a pair in the first place.
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 January 2013, 13:46:12
Anyway...back to matter in hand. All the trim back on and he's filled the sensor with very runny stuff which will take a while to reach the desired consistency....apparently.

Hes jizzing in the car now!
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: r1 on 08 January 2013, 13:49:55
wait till it rains to see how good it is
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 13:56:19
All done. Even tested the rain sensor with a squirty bottle. 1 hour, pretty good :y

And, r1, stop being so pessimistic. I'm sure it will be fine. I think hope. :-\
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 January 2013, 13:57:52
If it leaks, it might wash the jizz away....  :)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: PhilRich on 08 January 2013, 14:00:45
Take no notice of these p*sstakers Steve, congratulate the lad on a job well done, make him a cuppa and offer him a bowl of warm water to relieve his wonkers cramp tired hand/s in :y
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 14:11:25
If it leaks, it might wash the jizz away....  :)
Gone are the days when I could reach the windscreen with it  :(
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 January 2013, 14:13:36
If it leaks, it might wash the jizz away....  :)
Gone are the days when I could reach the windscreen with it  :(

You can barely reach your flies with it these days
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 14:22:14
If it leaks, it might wash the jizz away....  :)
Gone are the days when I could reach the windscreen with it  :(

You can barely reach your flies with it these days
Wouldn't know. Can't be arsed these days.  ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 14:23:24
Oh no. It's raining. I daren't look. :o
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 January 2013, 14:30:25
Ah, the masking tape will wash off!
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 08 January 2013, 14:41:45
STMO , the car shouldnt be moved for few hours..
 
or you may end up collecting the water inside the car with a bucket ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: omega3000 on 08 January 2013, 15:06:11
STMO , the car shouldnt be moved for few hours..
 
or you may end up collecting the water inside the car with a bucket ;D

24 hrs until the masking tape has done its job  ::)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 15:22:12
The 'Chips away' man is coming at 10:30 on Thursday, so you can all tell me how shite he will be then. ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: feeutfo on 08 January 2013, 15:43:53
Dity old man!
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 15:52:37
Dity old man!
There's nothing dity about me....I don't think....  :-\
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: johnnybbad on 08 January 2013, 17:16:43
Ah, the masking tape will wash off!

Oi, we dont use masking tape anymore

It pulls off the poor quality paint quite easily  ::)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: feeutfo on 08 January 2013, 18:02:41
Dity old man!
There's nothing dity about me....I don't think....  :-\
...just don't wipe it on the curtains!
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 18:15:49
Dity old man!
There's nothing dity about me....I don't think....  :-\
...just don't wipe it on the curtains!
What? My dity? :-\
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: feeutfo on 08 January 2013, 18:24:26
Dity old man!
There's nothing dity about me....I don't think....  :-\
...just don't wipe it on the curtains!
What? My dity? :-\
Wtf is a dity? ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 08 January 2013, 19:05:54
Dity old man!
Haven't got a clue. But, then again, I didn't use it first, you did.....dickbrain    ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: feeutfo on 09 January 2013, 02:46:19
Dity old man!
Haven't got a clue. But, then again, I didn't use it first, you did.....dickbrain    ;D
oh 'dangle berries' ;D

esty moan, you have go allow for crApple products, get used to it. They make it up as they go along. ::) ;D



....are you relayed to that AndyP btw?
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 09 January 2013, 06:29:33
Relayed? Don'tknow  ::)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Kevin Wood on 09 January 2013, 08:40:24
FFS what language have you got your iYoudidn'treallywanttotypethat set to, Gixer?  ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 January 2013, 09:09:49
FFS what language have you got your iYoudidn'treallywanttotypethat set to, Gixer?  ;D

I did spot that... I bet he's doing it deliberately :-X ::)
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 January 2013, 10:04:47
Ah, the masking tape will wash off!

Oi, we dont use masking tape anymore

It pulls off the poor quality paint quite easily  ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 January 2013, 10:05:18
Dity old man!
There's nothing dity about me....I don't think....  :-\
...just don't wipe it on the curtains!

 ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 January 2013, 10:06:14
STMO , the car shouldnt be moved for few hours..
 
or you may end up collecting the water inside the car with a bucket ;D

24 hrs until the masking tape has done its job  ::)

yep.. but I did not have the courage to say ;D
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: dbug on 09 January 2013, 15:03:14
Dity old man!
Haven't got a clue. But, then again, I didn't use it first, you did.....dickbrain    ;D

Priceless mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: STMO123 on 09 January 2013, 16:20:53
Dity old man!
Haven't got a clue. But, then again, I didn't use it first, you did.....dickbrain    ;D

Priceless mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Thank you Doris :y
Title: Re: Just watching the autoglass man
Post by: feeutfo on 09 January 2013, 17:32:13
FFS what language have you got your iYoudidn'treallywanttotypethat set to, Gixer?  ;D
Tucked if I jbow. ;D