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Title: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2008, 18:24:01
Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 18:26:55
22 year old much too young for me, 23 stone ?  :-X
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Post by: Andyb on 01 May 2008, 18:46:57
 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P


 ;D
oh yes
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Post by: waspy on 01 May 2008, 20:02:47
23 stone  :o :o :o :o. Erm, no. She'd make your eyes :'(
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Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 20:04:24
water way to go...sorry i,ll get me coat  :D :D
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Post by: Andyb on 01 May 2008, 20:07:19
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water way to go...sorry i,ll get me coat  :D :D

thats what i thought  :-*
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 20:14:49
I refuse to answer the question on the grounds SWMBO might read my answer and misconstrue it ...  as if a woman would ever do that ....

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: HolyCount on 01 May 2008, 20:27:05
Academic ---- love my wife too much
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: dbug on 01 May 2008, 20:28:38
Depends how the 23 stone is distibuted!

As for a 22 yo - i'm in my sixties - but if she dies she dies!!
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2008, 20:29:43
Here she is, for those of you with bad eyesight she is the Blond on the left in the 1st pic.   ;D


(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/image003_1.jpg)

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/image004_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2008, 20:30:33
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Depends how the 23 stone is distibuted!

As for a 22 yo - i'm in my sixties - but if she dies she dies!!


Cant stop laughing
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: dbug on 01 May 2008, 20:34:10
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Depends how the 23 stone is distibuted!

As for a 22 yo - i'm in my sixties - but if she dies she dies!!


Cant stop laughing

Now i've seen the pics - what a way to go.
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2008, 20:35:10
PMSL   ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: prestigesec on 01 May 2008, 21:28:22
Fantastic  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 21:30:40
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y
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Post by: Vamps on 01 May 2008, 21:31:27
LOL ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 01 May 2008, 21:32:22
My God she must be Hagrid's daughter ;D
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Post by: amigov6 on 01 May 2008, 21:54:52
Send her round!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2008, 21:57:00
She's on her way.   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 01 May 2008, 22:03:19
I think you`d all have to use 'biscuit tin contraception' on the date......for, seeing as she`s so tall, you`d have to stand on the tin to 'get it on' and when she sees your eyes a`rollin` she`d kick the tin away!  ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 01 May 2008, 22:10:49
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: amigov6 on 01 May 2008, 22:12:29
As long as i've got a face....nuff said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 22:15:55
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I think you`d all have to use 'biscuit tin contraception' on the date......for, seeing as she`s so tall, you`d have to stand on the tin to 'get it on' and when she sees your eyes a`rollin` she`d kick the tin away!  ;D
speaking from experience debs ? ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2008, 22:16:01
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


I might have been thinking of the possiblities as I went to bed to night, but then Debs mentioned the 454 Stepside Chevy that she used to have.   Battle over.
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 01 May 2008, 22:30:33
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


I might have been thinking of the possiblities as I went to bed to night, but then Debs mentioned the 454 Stepside Chevy that she used to have.   Battle over.

Well, I know men are not able to multitask and usually take the easiest route in what they do, so I can understand how thoughts about the car would win the day! ;D   Big Bertha would be a lot for most men to handle!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 22:33:31
funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: zippo on 01 May 2008, 22:38:08
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: zippo on 01 May 2008, 22:41:55
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

Gerry Marshall,s motor ( this month TV)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 22:44:04
and the firenza which followed was baby bertha  :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 01 May 2008, 22:47:37
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

There also was a famous railway 0-10-0 steam locomotive, No.58100 named  'Big Bertha' that banked trains up the Lickley, 1 in 37, Incline from the 1920s being withdrawn in 1956.
 :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 01 May 2008, 22:49:38
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

There also was a famous railway 0-10-0 steam locomotive, No.58100 named  'Big Bertha' that banked trains up the Lickley, 1 in 37, Incline from the 1920s being withdrawn in 1956.
 :y
......and an enormous railway-mounted wartime gun of the same name!  :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Vamps on 01 May 2008, 22:51:34
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

There also was a famous railway 0-10-0 steam locomotive, No.58100 named  'Big Bertha' that banked trains up the Lickley, 1 in 37, Incline from the 1920s being withdrawn in 1956.
 :y
......and an enormous railway-mounted wartime gun of the same name!  :y

Two educated women with fantastic sense of humer, on this site, where will it end.  ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 01 May 2008, 22:56:25
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

There also was a famous railway 0-10-0 steam locomotive, No.58100 named  'Big Bertha' that banked trains up the Lickley, 1 in 37, Incline from the 1920s being withdrawn in 1956.
 :y
......and an enormous railway-mounted wartime gun of the same name!  :y


Yes, that one as well Debs! :y :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 01 May 2008, 22:58:38
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

There also was a famous railway 0-10-0 steam locomotive, No.58100 named  'Big Bertha' that banked trains up the Lickley, 1 in 37, Incline from the 1920s being withdrawn in 1956.
 :y
......and an enormous railway-mounted wartime gun of the same name!  :y

Two educated women with fantastic sense of humer, on this site, where will it end.  ;D ;D ;D :y

....and Debs and I have only just warmed up! :y :y ;)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 02 May 2008, 01:10:21
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


I might have been thinking of the possiblities as I went to bed to night, but then Debs mentioned the 454 Stepside Chevy that she used to have.   Battle over.

Couldnt resist a lookie round.

Cant find the year of the stepside that used to roam arround locally but found this .

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/WS6-PKG-T-TOP-BLACK-BANDIT-FREE-SHIPPING-W-BUY-NOW-NICE_W0QQitemZ150239152549QQcmdZViewItem



Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Big Fra on 02 May 2008, 02:39:32
That's a challenge I would be more than willing to take on.

Tall women are luurvely.

P.S. We are all the same height when we are lying down. :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 02 May 2008, 05:32:57
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


I might have been thinking of the possiblities as I went to bed to night, but then Debs mentioned the 454 Stepside Chevy that she used to have.   Battle over.

Couldnt resist a lookie round.

Cant find the year of the stepside that used to roam arround locally but found this .

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/WS6-PKG-T-TOP-BLACK-BANDIT-FREE-SHIPPING-W-BUY-NOW-NICE_W0QQitemZ150239152549QQcmdZViewItem




So the love of your life had a lovely peacefull sleep last night the...? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ......dreaming of being driven around and pampered in that wonderful open top car! ;D ;D ;D :y


Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 02 May 2008, 07:37:50
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Tall women are luurvely.

  [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=happy.gif] 5` 14" [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=happy.gif]
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Biggun on 02 May 2008, 08:05:40
At my age YES! YES! ;D don't tell Sue though :-/
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: thewelshman on 03 May 2008, 00:20:22
Nah, won't fit in my bedroom, and why the hell is she wearing high heel shoes?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: bighed on 03 May 2008, 01:46:49
OMG!!!!!! IM IN LOOOOOOVE!!!!!
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Big Fra on 03 May 2008, 02:06:46
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Tall women are luurvely.

  [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=happy.gif] 5` 14" [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=happy.gif]

Who's 5ft 14?

Hubba Hubba!
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Vamps on 03 May 2008, 02:09:23
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Tall women are luurvely.

  [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=happy.gif] 5` 14" [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=happy.gif]

Who's 5ft 14?

Hubba Hubba!

You still up, got no bed to go to?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 03 May 2008, 07:45:02
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Who's 5ft 14?

 :-[ I...."Mrs. Six Foot Too-Tall"  :D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 May 2008, 07:58:27
Dame Debs.  I look "up" to you.

Tis I Sir 5' 13"
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: HolyCount on 03 May 2008, 08:05:29
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Who's 5ft 14?

 :-[ I...."Mrs. Six Foot Too-Tall"  :D

At only 5 feet 9 and 3/4 I couldn't look you in the eye, Debs  ;)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 03 May 2008, 08:14:21
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At only 5 feet 9 and 3/4 I couldn't look you in the eye, Debs  ;)

.....it used to bother me`being tall; for, when I was young (many-moons past) I was unusually-so...but now it seems 'average' heights are increasing with each generation.  ;)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Big Fra on 03 May 2008, 16:41:49
I'm six foot two (and a half)!

The half :y counts!
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 03 May 2008, 19:37:56
How tall is she?
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Big Fra on 03 May 2008, 19:41:19
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At only 5 feet 9 and 3/4 I couldn't look you in the eye, Debs  ;)

.....it used to bother me`being tall; for, when I was young (many-moons past) I was unusually-so...but now it seems 'average' heights are increasing with each generation.  ;)

So, let me get this straight;

You are just over six foot. :)
You have blonde hair. :)
You are a dog lover. :)
You are a miggy lover. :)
You havea sense of humor. :)

I think I love you.

Marry me!
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 03 May 2008, 19:53:27
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So, let me get this straight;

You are just over six foot. :)
You have blonde hair. :)
You are a dog lover. :)
You are a miggy lover. :)
You havea sense of humor. :)

I think I love you.

Marry me!

 ::).......... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: HolyCount on 03 May 2008, 19:55:17
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At only 5 feet 9 and 3/4 I couldn't look you in the eye, Debs  ;)

.....it used to bother me`being tall; for, when I was young (many-moons past) I was unusually-so...but now it seems 'average' heights are increasing with each generation.  ;)

So, let me get this straight;

You are just over six foot. :)
You have blonde hair. :)
You are a dog lover. :)
You are a miggy lover. :)
You havea sense of humor. :)

I think I love you.


Marry me!

You forgot intelligent, well read, well travelled ...... the list goes on
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Big Fra on 03 May 2008, 19:57:34
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At only 5 feet 9 and 3/4 I couldn't look you in the eye, Debs  ;)

.....it used to bother me`being tall; for, when I was young (many-moons past) I was unusually-so...but now it seems 'average' heights are increasing with each generation.  ;)

So, let me get this straight;

You are just over six foot. :)
You have blonde hair. :)
You are a dog lover. :)
You are a miggy lover. :)
You havea sense of humor. :)

I think I love you.


Marry me!

You forgot intelligent, well read, well travelled ...... the list goes on

I wasn't wanting to come on too strong! ;)
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 03 May 2008, 19:59:21
are you blushing debs ? ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 03 May 2008, 20:04:12
 :-[ :-[ :-[......... ::) ::) ::)........ :D :D :D......... :y :y :y
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 03 May 2008, 20:07:05
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:-[ :-[ :-[......... ::) ::) ::)........ :D :D :D......... :y :y :y
i will make it worse then,...add to the list,considerate,sensitive and owner of a good heart  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Debs. on 03 May 2008, 20:09:10
 :-[ Please stop! :-[

 :-* I`m so grateful to have found such a nice place to be with such nice people!  :-*
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: albitz on 03 May 2008, 20:13:55
we could carry on ,but if you really want us to stop...  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Would you?
Post by: Big Fra on 03 May 2008, 20:15:23
Now now, be honest!