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Title: PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:16:22


1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Title: Re: PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Post by: albitz on 04 May 2008, 00:18:36
most of them are very true  :y
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Post by: shanjon on 04 May 2008, 00:24:13
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
not true because you dont get as much sandwich
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:25:26
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 00:26:28
 ;D They`re very good.....I like No. 13; my Mum resembles that!  ;D
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Post by: maria on 04 May 2008, 00:28:21
All very true but i think sandwiches taste good either way  ;D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:28:54
never heard of no' 10
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Post by: amigov6 on 04 May 2008, 00:28:59
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
not true because you dont get as much sandwich
I always pull the crusts off 'cos i was never allowed to as a kid! ;D
Title: Re: PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Post by: shanjon on 04 May 2008, 00:29:28
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol  ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:33:58
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol  ;D

Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)
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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 00:36:59
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol  ;D

Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)

I say Mike!, I thought the thesaurus had gone to beddy-byes?  ;D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:37:08
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol  ;D

Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)

 :o :o :o why are you using huge words at this time of night ::) ::)
Title: Re: PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:38:55
Getting in training to become a Baron. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: shanjon on 04 May 2008, 00:39:09
Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)
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guess i must be a psycho then :) ;D

Title: Re: PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:39:51
Think there are a few on here ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:40:06
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Getting in training to become a Baron. ;D ;D ;D
when your a Baron will you still talk to me
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:41:25
I will alyway be one of the 'people'  ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 00:45:00
I`m not worthy of Aristocratic-Mike.....but, will treasure the happy-memories of when you were amongst us.  ;D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:45:18
OMG delusions of Gordon "ass whupped" Brown a man of the people for the people :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:45:55
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I`m not worthy of Aristocratic-Mike.....but, will treasure the happy-memories of when you were amongst us.  ;D
well put Debs
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:46:43
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I`m not worthy of Aristocratic-Mike.....but, will treasure the happy-memories of when you were amongst us.  ;D

You will soon be there. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:48:51
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OMG delusions of Gordon "ass whupped" Brown a man of the people for the people :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I think not. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:51:50
My little girls just walked in to the lounge and said that she wants to move to America.............shes been in bed for hours  ::) ::) ::) no idea where that came from :o :o :o
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:54:47
Funny dream? is she OK, go and tuck her back in or is the mrs still up. :)
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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 00:54:52
I`m not going to bed before I see MikeF become a Noble-Baron.  :y
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Post by: albitz on 04 May 2008, 00:57:25
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My little girls just walked in to the lounge and said that she wants to move to America.............shes been in bed for hours  ::) ::) ::) no idea where that came from :o :o :o
maybe she dreamt that gordon got re-elected  ;D
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:57:25
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I`m not going to bed before I see MikeF become a Noble-Baron.  :y

shes fine now ,not a clue where that came from though.
Title: Re: PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:58:43
How old is she? mine is 7 but at the caravan tonight. :y
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:59:54
well done MIKE
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 01:01:02
Cheers. :y :y :y
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Post by: shanjon on 04 May 2008, 01:02:01
congrats mike :y
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Post by: Myagemo on 04 May 2008, 02:54:05
A tomato is a fruit you wouldn't dream of putting it in a fruit salad but you have fried fruit with your fry up for breakfast ??