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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:16:22
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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most of them are very true :y
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
not true because you dont get as much sandwich
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
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;D They`re very good.....I like No. 13; my Mum resembles that! ;D
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All very true but i think sandwiches taste good either way ;D
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never heard of no' 10
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
not true because you dont get as much sandwich
I always pull the crusts off 'cos i was never allowed to as a kid! ;D
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol ;D
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol ;D
Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol ;D
Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)
I say Mike!, I thought the thesaurus had gone to beddy-byes? ;D
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Why not? unless you cut the crusts off you triangular ones
you are allways eating crust so it seems that you get less sandwich, i know it sounds strange but i have had 1 or 2 people agree with me lol ;D
Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)
:o :o :o why are you using huge words at this time of night ::) ::)
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Getting in training to become a Baron. ;D ;D ;D
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Psychologicaly guess you could have a point. :) :) :)
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guess i must be a psycho then :) ;D
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Think there are a few on here ;D ;D ;D
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Getting in training to become a Baron. ;D ;D ;D
when your a Baron will you still talk to me
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I will alyway be one of the 'people' ;D
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I`m not worthy of Aristocratic-Mike.....but, will treasure the happy-memories of when you were amongst us. ;D
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OMG delusions of Gordon "ass whupped" Brown a man of the people for the people :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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I`m not worthy of Aristocratic-Mike.....but, will treasure the happy-memories of when you were amongst us. ;D
well put Debs
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I`m not worthy of Aristocratic-Mike.....but, will treasure the happy-memories of when you were amongst us. ;D
You will soon be there. ;D ;D ;D
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OMG delusions of Gordon "ass whupped" Brown a man of the people for the people :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I think not. ;D ;D ;D
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My little girls just walked in to the lounge and said that she wants to move to America.............shes been in bed for hours ::) ::) ::) no idea where that came from :o :o :o
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Funny dream? is she OK, go and tuck her back in or is the mrs still up. :)
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I`m not going to bed before I see MikeF become a Noble-Baron. :y
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My little girls just walked in to the lounge and said that she wants to move to America.............shes been in bed for hours ::) ::) ::) no idea where that came from :o :o :o
maybe she dreamt that gordon got re-elected ;D
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I`m not going to bed before I see MikeF become a Noble-Baron. :y
shes fine now ,not a clue where that came from though.
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How old is she? mine is 7 but at the caravan tonight. :y
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well done MIKE
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Cheers. :y :y :y
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congrats mike :y
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A tomato is a fruit you wouldn't dream of putting it in a fruit salad but you have fried fruit with your fry up for breakfast ??