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Title: Early morning joke
Post by: Auto Addict on 04 November 2006, 08:09:59

Bloke buys a parrot, and a lovely big cage to keep it in.

Goes to work the following day, comes home to find the parrot out of it's cage and his newspaper ripped to smitherines.

He's not happy, puts the parrot back into the cage, gives it a good talking to.

Following day, same thing, goes to work, comes home, parrot out of cage, newspaper in shreds.

He's quite annoyed now, puts the parrot back into the cage and gives it some verbal.

On the third day, same thing happens again, so he grabs the parrot and puts it into the fridge and shuts the door.

After about an hour, he feels a little guilty about what he's done, so he gets the parrot out of the fridge and puts it back into it's cage.

The parrot looks very subdued, and after about fifteen minutes, it says to the bloke, 'I'm ever so sorry master, I will never, ever rip your newspaper again, you really are the best master I have ever had', then it pauses, and says.......





























'What did the chicken do?'

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: MikeDundee on 04 November 2006, 08:13:42

lol ;D ;D ;D, What did the chicken do :o

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: Markie on 04 November 2006, 08:14:31

 ;D nearly fell out of bed  :y

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 04 November 2006, 09:23:54

I had to explain that one to the wife ::) its a cracker ;D

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: Bo Bo on 04 November 2006, 11:30:51

 :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: Gwilym on 04 November 2006, 12:35:35

Like it :y

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: Markjay on 04 November 2006, 15:54:53

 ;D ;D ;D    :y

Title: Re: Early morning joke
Post by: mijfife on 04 November 2006, 16:07:30

Yep, I liked that one  ;D  ;D

Cheers Jim