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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO123 on 24 January 2013, 08:41:11
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Mo is with me here in bed pretending that she now has man flu. I have explained that it is not possible and that she has a heavy case of sniffles. She is refusing to get up and make me a strong cup of tea and a medicinal bacon buttie. I have tried farting in the vicinity of her face but to no avail. I, of course, am incapable of cooking but needed some sustenance to get me through the Djorkovic semi-final.
So I struggled downstairs and got a pint pot of ice cold milk and a packet of chocolate biscuits.
While I was downstairs she must have got her makeup out and tried to make her lips look all cracked and dry and she is making pathetic moaning noises. She is staring longingly at my milk but she can fick off.
Lazy cow.
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Shameless, absolutely shameless. Her, I mean ::)
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Being fair Steve, I think Mo is probably the only woman strong enough to survive Manflu, after all she's had to put up with you all these years ::)
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Being fair Steve, I think Mo is probably the only woman strong enough to survive Manflu, after all she's had to put up with you all these years ::)
I'm not listening to you Pete, I'm watching the tennis :P
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Its Bird Flu...And we all know that was a fuss about nothing.
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Has the woman no shame! :o
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You have my sympathy mate ;)
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Could be time to trade her in for a Russian mail order bride , i'm sure she would appreciate the lavish lifestyle your present other half is so ungrateful for , clearly a cold hearted gold digger ::)
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Some women have a high pain threshold. The Chinese for example. They pop out sprogs like a sex worker from Thailand pops out moist ping-pong balls. :)
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:o
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Could be time to trade her in for a Russian mail order bride , i'm sure she would appreciate the lavish lifestyle your present other half is so ungrateful for , clearly a cold hearted gold digger ::)
But could somebody so obviously weak and sick handle a hot blooded Russian woman? ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o
Not to mention Borch instead of biscuits and a hot massage instead of cold milk. ::) ::) ::)
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Could be time to trade her in for a Russian mail order bride , i'm sure she would appreciate the lavish lifestyle your present other half is so ungrateful for , clearly a cold hearted gold digger ::)
But could somebody so obviously weak and sick handle a hot blooded Russian woman? ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o
Not to mention Borch instead of biscuits and a hot massage instead of cold milk. ::) ::) ::)
I could die trying. ::)
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Just shows dunnit, think ya know someone for years an years and they try something on ya like that..
wots the world a comin` to I arsk ya.. ;D
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Damn cheek!! :y
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Your wives/girlfriends don't come onto OOF, do they?........... ;) ;) ;)
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if she isnt upto being a proper wife send her over to me ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Being fair Steve, I think Mo is probably the only woman strong enough to survive Manflu, after all she's had to put up with you all these years ::)
No your wrong Pete It's a well documented medical fact that man flu is 100% fatal to ALL women, no exceptions only men are tough enough to fight off the virus and pull through. ::)
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Being fair Steve, I think Mo is probably the only woman strong enough to survive Manflu, after all she's had to put up with you all these years ::)
No your wrong Pete It's a well documented medical fact that man flu is 100% fatal to ALL women, no exceptions only men are tough enough to fight off the virus and pull through. ::)
+1 :y :y