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Title: Curing people for work
Post by: thewelshman on 07 May 2008, 00:47:09
An Israeli doctor said Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said That's nothing, in Germany we can take a lung out of one person,
 put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.

A Russian doctor said In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in 2 weeks.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said Hah, we can take an
asshole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half
the country looking for work within 24 hours.
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: Debs. on 07 May 2008, 00:49:06
 :y.......Sad, but true!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: Vamps on 07 May 2008, 00:50:11
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: Vamps on 07 May 2008, 00:50:48
Quote
An Israeli doctor said Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said That's nothing, in Germany we can take a lung out of one person,
 put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.

A Russian doctor said In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in 2 weeks.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said Hah, we can take an
asshole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half
the country looking for work within 24 hours.

No you can't :( :( :(
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: waspy on 07 May 2008, 06:48:45
 ;D ;D ;D ;D TPMS :y
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 May 2008, 06:53:54
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: Richie London on 07 May 2008, 07:31:48
 :y :y :y :y

richie
Title: Re: Curing people for work
Post by: HolyCount on 07 May 2008, 07:56:34
spot on ;D